Christopher Storey

Do these people think this is true?

Or do they not know that we all buy our own alcohol and acquire our own books?

Give 'em Hell, Lindsey

I'd bet all the money I've ever touched that some pig from ICE did this

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job

Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

I only get excited about technology that works

"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls

Counterpoint: It is not true. It is, in fact, not possible.

We need a moratorium on AI, but not for reasons that are stupid and wrong.

it's amazing that we're going to destroy industries that produce products people actually want and use to build out the infrastructure for a generator of bad first drafts

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks

There is a 0% chance that "AI replaces most to all white collar jobs in 10 years"

We might as well be discussing elves and fairies replacing our jobs, and I'm losing my mind at how many people still don't recognize this.

“We’re simply asking the criminals to stop ignoring the laws we already have!”

That’s all this reads to me as. Weak ineffective men begging the powerful to listen to reason

This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

We should all want this woman to win. Help her if you can, even if you aren't a New Yorker.

We all already knew. But this is pretty much undeniable proof...

are you SEEING THIS

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

the gop failed utterly at maintaining a political status quo, meanwhile the Democrats have created an impenetrable fortress around a bunch of people sworn to protect and defend the politics of 1992

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

At that point, he wasn't deciding anything, I don't think...

Here's an opportunity to support the other journalist arrested today; Georgia Fort, who will have far fewer resources available to her than Don Lemon.

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.

They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

DEFUND THE POLICE

I’m waiting for the rest of the world to take the gloves off and stop pandering to this shitbrained monkey. Threaten a global dump of U.S. assets. Shut down U.S. bases. Boycott American companies. Turn the pressure to 11. Fuck him. Raw power is the only language he understands.

All preparation is for hypotheticals, you stupid, stupid fuck

Another thing about this, notice that conservatives don't whine about "purity tests". Ben Shapiro won't share a "tent" with someone who calls ICE terrorists.

Conservatives have a shared vision of the world. Democrats lack the spine to stand up for what they claim to believe in.

New laws for thugs that openly defy the law. What a fucking joke.

Talk doesn't mean shit right now, Governor. Arrest and prosecute these thugs. Nothing else matters.