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Millennial Mutant Muscle Mommy's Memes and Horny Postings! I post NSFW stuff.. Don't follow if that's a problem.

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I can't wait for the "OH look at him on his FANCY SOCIALIST BOAT" comments when he does the floatila thing for Cuba..

05.03.2026 16:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can just smoke weed now.. we don't have to play these excuses games anymore..

05.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And then lets see.. Senators, one is upset we didn't do the paperwork for this war differently and the other is upset that we didn't drop more bombs.. or bigger bombs.. or more bigger bombs.. she's just very pro "Bomb people" as a basic position.

05.03.2026 07:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My house rep did this same crap.. it has totally rigged the house election for my district so his hand picked staffer takes his seat for sure because we're in a like +25 district and now there'll be no primary.

05.03.2026 07:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Instead of a war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me."

05.03.2026 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If Stan Lee didn't say it or write it then it is fan fiction about his OCs.

05.03.2026 06:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love that the "We should love all of our fellow Americans as though they were our neighbors like god instructed us to." guy from Texas is the one they're going to loose their minds over because there's a 10 second clip of him saying god seems non-binary to him.

05.03.2026 06:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His speech patterns have notably changed.. back in the 2015-2020 first season of Trump he was always making a point.. it'd be a stupid or racist or false point.. but he had a goal with his sentences.

Now he speaks without aim. A trait typically only seen in children and alzheimer's patients.

05.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 42    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Productivity is a lie we tell young people to get them to do a disproportionate amount of the work that needs doing.. Sorry no one told you before now.. TBF you are hella young.. you can slack off now, just find a young'n and convince them to work harder.. it'll balance our your slacking off.

05.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was gonna look for the Adobe page on here to copy pasta the curse of Ra to you to make a funny joke, but then I was like "Well.. I don't wanna curse a hottie..." SO just imagine the curse of Ra here... but not too vividly I don't want you cursed.

05.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"If it can't get horny or angry then it can't make art. It can't sing a song, it can't paint beauty, it can't write a poem. You need the human compacity for passion or it simply can not be art."

04.03.2026 04:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want a couple high speed rails.. just a few..

04.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We lost more in planes this week than it would of costs to give free gender affirming healthcare to all trans americans..

04.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop treating human beings like they are the property of another person challenge level American..

Our laws are foundationally built upon the idea that some people are the property of others. With children this is extremely explicit.. kids are property.. until that's changed, this is how it is.

04.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Basically.. He is a professional NYT(erfs) apologist.. they employee him specifically to pretend that they're not a right wing rag because they let him say normy centrist Dem stuff in their right wing paper.

He's ok otherwise.. kind of a snobby douche, but mostly harmless.

03.03.2026 05:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can just say "This war is Illegal" without having to point out that you are also a racist who loves to see brown people getting bombed in a desert.

03.03.2026 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'ma keep it real with you chief.. we are only just getting started on the decay pics. Buckler up.

03.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You vote to confirm Trump's nominees .. you are a republican

03.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you sure they weren't just Texan?

02.03.2026 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be annoyingly technical about it, he did not earn all of his.. he was not eligible to have the position he currently holds and they had to change the rules to appoint him because he is not qualified for his position.

02.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

This is like saying that you can't call someone a murderer because they "Sometimes kill a few people" .. wtf is this bish talking about.... if you let Nazi's write in your paper you are a right wing rag.

02.03.2026 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Social media has been wonderful for helping me realize that I'm smarter than like pretty much everyone who gets paid to write.

Thank you for putting your stupidity on full display like this in public.. it's a real moral booster for those of us who have confidence issues.

02.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hateful old women on Terf island really just can't accept reality...

Trans people have always existed... they need health care.. if you don't give it to them they'll get it themselves.. they did this with abortions too, you are just pretending to think it's dangerous.

02.03.2026 10:48 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I pointed out that you made something up in an attempt to argue with me.

GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE YOU FREAK.

02.03.2026 09:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To work a bar is to understand that there are all types of people in this world and they all have bitch ass preference about ice in their drinks.

02.03.2026 09:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did not say schumer anywhere in this post... go find someone else to argue with... multiple Dem senators and house reps have said they think it's a good thing this happened but don't like the process.

02.03.2026 09:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They're allowed to do this with trans people too, but your right otherwise...

02.03.2026 08:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine thinking it's a good idea to stick up for a "Paper of record" that intentionally prints disinformation...

The fact they occasionally print facts as well doesn't change the fact that they print state sponsored propaganda daily.

02.03.2026 08:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dog is mid but w/e
Bird is straight ass shit from a butt
Lizard dude seems chill, I'd smoke a joint with them.

02.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope you realize this makes you the devil for rooting against punch.

01.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0