Pat Loller

“He had a gun”

Every weekly school shooting we are reminded the government won’t write laws about guns because of a sentence scribbled 250 year ago

So we all fucking know it isn’t punishable by masked men holding you down and shooting until they cheer

Is a guitar an analog computer?

It produces mathemathical results based on physical phenomena

Or is this just another “is the ocean soup?”

I crossed 100,000 words last night by adding a magical girl transformation scene to my book

My “Fantasy Star Trek” plan has taken some weird turns

There is nothing more American than the shambling avatar of McDonald’s greasily announcing that 41 million Americans must go hungry while he plans his special ball

Suck it France, we out Antoinetted you

I joined the military because I have weapons-grade autism, and it’s really important everything go in the right box

Being called abelist for not reading AI generated slop is hilarious

I have so many brain disorders. If you don’t buy my books you’re a hyper mega super abelististo

Voted Early in NYC. It felt good to rank Zohran Mamdani #1

Felt even better not ranking Andrew Cuomo five times

I’m excited for the videos about how skyrocking gas is what they voted for actually

I can only hope and pray Toby Keith left us a song to ease this transition into a new war. I’m sure he’s playing a concert in heaven right now, dedicated to the boys about to join me at the VA

Some people would say “dog the door” or “dogging the door” and refer to the wheel as the dog, but according to some very angry comment threads, the little metal bits that seal into the bulkhead are the dogs. Not the wheel itself.

While researching for my book I’ve discovered that the wheels on bulkheads in ships are in fact, just called wheels

I thought it would have a silly war word like how artillery is fired with cheese charges, or how the bottom of a rifle is a butt

The Switch 2 direct made me feel like a 12 year old on Christmas, and the prices made sure to remind me I’m not

I finally figured out how to stream on TikTok and Twitch simultaneously!

Going back to the 80s is always an adventure

Been playing Magik in Marvel Rivals and wanted to read about her. Friend recommended New Mutants. The art style has me rolling

Weird how the folks who use that salute seem to agree that’s what it is. You’d think they’d know

But we all know how our eye love lying

I’m so glad the public will only have empathy for autism if they need to defend their pet billionaire

When god closes a door isn’t he supposed to open a window or something?

Not the same door but with on fire bees this time?

I ‘member when Political stunts used to take longer than 24 hours

The cultists in my comments clearly haven’t downloaded the update because they’re still screaming “he’s the only anti war president in history” while he threatens to invade our allies

My favorite part of revisiting my unfinished writing projects is how often past me tried to insert puppets

This play about veteran suicide had four

I exclusively use AI to ask about books I only sorta remember reading 20 years ago, often based on the cover or a world building detail, and it helps me find a copy maybe 75% of the time

It’s a shame it wasn’t built for that, instead of trying to replace those artists

How did Big Milk have enough money in the 90s to engrave “got milk” into my cerebellum

But doesn’t have enough money now to get Joe Rogan to say “Heating up your raw milk IS pasteurization Joe bros. Watch me chug this gallon I mixes with DMT”?

I love reading Brandon Sanderson because even when I accidently spoil twists for myself by googling characters I still whisper “no fucking way” when I get to the reveal

Sorry you can’t reach me, I’m trying to finish the entire Cosmere before Sanderson drops Wind and Truth next month.

I’m 12 and 3/4 through the 17 books

Binging roughly 3,700,000 words so I can fully experience 450,000 more

The VA made me think I had COPD the last two months. Only to finally get ahold of my primary doctor and find out the person who read me my results was completely wrong

Instead I have follow ups with pulmonary and an allergist to get more tests

Can’t wait for the VA to get even worse next year

And it’s Linda McMahon off the the top rope! Nominated for education secretary. It’s curtains for the Department of Education folks

Yes wife of that McMahon
Yes I’m serious

Somewhere deep in Oprah’s mansion a monkey’s paw curls

Dr Oz selected to run Medicare and Medicaid services

In the last year I’ve read 56 books, written 150,000 words, and recieved over 70,000,000 views on my videos

Yet I still think daily “you’re so far behind your peers, when will you start trying?”

My internal critic understands neither numbers, disability, nor dramatic irony

My PTSD has been driving the bus this last week

I vacillate between exhausted or too angry to function

But I’ve read 2000 pages of the Cosmere. Wind and Truth is gonna cure me