Emily

"Trump works 21 hours a day???"

Trump can barely stay awake for 21 straight minutes.

Can AI translate this gibberish into English?

He reminds me of the scientist guy played by Brent Spiner in Independence Day at the tail end of a 5 day meth binge.

Hanging's too good for him.

Given Trump's preeminent obsession, I think it's much more appropriate for him to share the fate of Marcus Crassus, Manius Aquillius and a certain 16th century Spanish governor of colonial Ecuador - all of whom met their maker drinking a molten gold smoothie.

ffs, they hit the boats with Hellfire missiles and expect us to believe the boats were still seaworthy?

Pray tell, are the Venezuelan "drug smugglers" making their boats out of Vibranium or Adamantium?

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I shall never understand how people can exercise such extraordinary hubris in something they had no control over and which signifies nothing more than a vulnerability to sunburns.

"Quick follow up, Senator Cotton: If the president is so set on 'defending' the US from 'drug traffickers,' why did he pardon a convicted drug trafficker personally responsible for smuggling hundreds of tons of cocaine into the US - and why are you okay with that?"

I sincerely doubt that Trump cares for his kids or his grandkids.

That family is like Knives Out without the nurse.

In any case, Trump's family will not burn with the rest of us. They're billionaires. They'll fly off to Switzerland or Russia or somewhere while Trump orders the Pentagon to nuke LA.

Luxury is a lie.

Status is folly.

Invest in your ability to DO things. Put your time, your efforts and your money in your talents, your passions, your skills - not in the purchase of things.

Any moron can buy stuff.

I'm reminded of Hitler's "Nero Decree" which commanded his forces to destroy all German infrastructure because he felt the German people had failed him and deserved to suffer for it.

If/When Trump faces his own ultimate failure, he will try to burn the US to the ground.

a man in a superhero costume is standing in the dark ALT: a man in a superhero costume is standing in the dark

"I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I have to kill to get it"

Considering the quality of Trump brand "University," steaks, watches, shoes, etc etc, it's very likely that Trump Vodka is 20% methanol and will make anyone who drinks it blind or braindead.

Which is probably still not a deal breaker for most MAGAs.

FIFA POS Prize, more like.

It is kind of fitting that the FIFA "Peace Prize" trophy looks like a small group of oligarch's hands greedily tearing the world apart.

Just FIFA working hard to maintain the extremely negative opinions of football fans and other thinking humans around the world.

John Oliver's videos on FIFA tell you all you need to know about just how on brand it is for them to cozy up to the planet's dumbest would-be dictator and world class POS.

lol, Death By Ratio.

A Trump appointed Federal Judge did this?

Is this somehow actually a bad thing? It seems like a good thing, but I get very confused when a Trump associated legal official does something that doesn't inspire instant horror and outrage.

On brand for the scumbag who pardoned Ross Ulbricht, whose Silk Road facilitated over 1.2 million transactions worth approximately $1.2 billion, a vast majority of which involved illegal drugs.

Trump is the patron saint of scumbags, murderers, terrorists and drug lords.

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She's decrying Federal judges exercising checks and balances in the name of upholding checks and balances?

It's weird how the best minds of the Republican Party can't go 5 seconds without contradicting themselves. Tho less weird when you consider how stupid they're best minds are.

lol, I'm sure this will go down well with all the MAGAs in Texas and the south, for whom American Football is a religion.

But like every other time Trump says something they hate, they'll find some way to not care. If a Democratic POTUS said this, they'd want to burn the White House to the ground.

I once had the pleasure of meeting BIlly Connolly on the set of The Last Samurai. He struck me as a brilliantly witty man with a big heart but little patience for scumbags.

Joe Rogan Leaves Podcast Host Baffled With Comments on Jesus and AI UFC commentator Joe Rogan spoke about Jesus and AI on a podcast

So... Joe Rogan thinks Jesus Christ will come back as AI!

Our timeline couldn't be more stupid if it was written by the creators of The New Norm.

The internet was a mistake.

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The "But I'm One Of The Good Ones!" voting bloc finding out that in Trumpland, there are no "good ones."

The Bible describes the Antichrist as a constantly lying, thoroughly lawless man who opposes Christ's teachings, persecutes the innocent, rises through political power and demands that everyone worship him.

Sound familiar?

The "FIFA Peace Prize" sounds about as legit as a Coca Cola Health Prize or a Blackrock Humanitarian Award.

If your high water mark for a presidential candidate is the ability to troll Trump, then Newsom is as good as anyone in the nation.

But if you're looking for a candidate who will defend democracy from the oligarchs who have designed our downfall, then Newsom definitely ain't the guy.

Choose wisely

RFK Jr will go down in history as one of the deadliest morons to ever live.

Pretty weird that the Republicans are obsessed with declining birthrates while simultaneously doing everything they can to make sure babies and children don't survive to adulthood.

That GD brain worm had one lousy job to do and it failed us.

DYK: In the mid to late 1930s, the Nazi party purposefully relaxed vaccination requirements in the Third Reich to promote a "citizen-oriented" health policy.

History is rhyming again.

Is there a single member of the Trump Crime Family who doesn't have a terrifying and ever-growing body count?

It's as if RFK jr is jealous that Musk got to kill 500,000 innocent people in the third world and is desperately trying to even the score.