Panda Valentine

Not the best photos as I was tired and stiff and had been in the costume all day before this was taken but proof of life, Moon Fairy Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries.
Saw 3 Maomao’s. Hugged 3 Maomao’s (with consent of course)

Cosplay make up always looks absolutely unhinged until you get the wig and costume on #cosplay #makeup #jinshi

Another Maddy costume for the ever growing list of Maddy costumes I will totally get around to someday

What gender do you identify as?
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Option 3
( ) Unexpected item in bagging area
( ) Switzerland

#shitposting #memes #funnierinmyhead

I should be allowed to call I customer out on their bullshit per day.

Not curse or scream. Just look them dead in the eye and tell them “no, we did not” when they lie right in my damn face that we told them incorrect information.

Jinshi wig…. 80% done

He looks traumatised.

Good.

To be fair getting fully black out doesn’t sound fun anymore at my age but a nice cheap buzz sounds nice

Sometimes when she breathes it looks like an octopus

“Rotisserie” sushi aka revolving sushi if you don’t have a dumb brain and keep forgetting the word revolving

Love how every vet I’ve ever been to doesn’t take wall-ins when I need one but when I make an appointment, they’re always running 30 minutes late because of a walk-in.

I’m this old

The fact that this cleavage exists and belongs to an ace person is really just proof that the Universe has a sense of humour

People (men) keep staring and I keep thinking I have something on my shirt and then I remember ...

I have my tits out.

I’d stare at my boobs too.

Just a couple of besties

More! #oysters #seafood #photography #food #foodie

As someone who naturally wakes up between 4:45 and 6AM every morning, no matter when I went to bed, I feel this is every bone I got.

Pretending to be a fae thing that is only 99% passing as human

It’s witch bitch season kiddies

As someone whose Father died from asbestos exposure this funny in a “humanity is doomed” kinda way

Lisa and Tony endeavouring to be Those People on Halloween 🤣 #halloween #newengland #amazing #jealousy

She crams herself in and pretends to be stuck #chiweenie #dog #photography

I deserve a Nobel Prize.

I waited to heat up and eat my left over Brisket Mac and Cheese until all the patients who were nil-by-mouth since midnight last night had left the waiting room.

A literal saint over here, you guys.

It could have been a nice photo but unfortunately, I was involved #cosplay #spiderwoman #spiderwomen #spider-man #photography

I know he's being satirical, but oh my god, I would love this so much. Yes please let me just run around horror games and have the scary bosses wave at me and tell me lore.
#videogames #eldenring #horror

Unfortunately, I cannot go to work today to disturb my dog would be a crime #chiweenie #lapdog #photography #petphotography #lookatthistinybean

The foster baby is off to his new home. It’s been nice having a kitty in the house but he has been a needy menace who has tried to climb multiple things he shouldn’t no matter how much we play with him.
His new home has 2 fellow kitty menaces to tire him out, though, which he desperately needs!

That wig was such an event all unto itself