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YouTube video by Ana Valens Highlights Aw Heck, MasterCard and Visa. Time to Start Picking Up the Phone Again!

Pick up the phone. It’s time to call MasterCard and Visa again

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Once again:

The privacy issue with KOSA "resonating with a large swath of people"-- that's you, that was you calling your reps. Don't let anyone tell you it's pointless

Let's do it again for the censorship bills in this new package

This Garurumon is the most Twentiest ever. Twentiest gigs-

Thank you for all those who helped or sent a kofi, me and brother are currently in a transition time and we might have to move out soon. a breaking point has been reached.

I'm okay, but we're tired. We will begin a plan on moving out on our own in the next months, unsure when because we have-

Dropping this here without comment...

This Harry Potter x Fortnite collab isn't surprising, but it is sad.

I dumped JK Rowling from my read list for the same reason I dumped Orson Scott Card: they choose to continue to be bigots to the LGBTQ+ community.

Here's how you counter this: Donate to The Trevor Project
www.thetrevorproject.org

Alt text: Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article headline titled “The Growing Divide in the Rainbow Coalition.” The subheadline reads, “More gay people are speaking out against the gender ideology of trans and queer activists.” The article is categorized under “U.S.” and written by Pamela Paul, published on October 31, 2025, at 7:00 p.m. ET.

In which a straight woman highlights a bunch of known anti trans activists and claims there's a divide in the queer community.

It's pure propaganda and gaslighting.

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I doubt this will do anything but I have a Kofi if you wanna send anything to help. I'm at this point desperate cause things feel bad rn.

I need to pay bills while dealing with housing issues, and the high probability of having to move out soon.
So please if you see this and is interested in an adopt/custom design lmk.

I'm a bit behind in comms but trying my best currently and I need to pay bills.

The Balatro update features some of my finest, most painful work 🃏

“I thought that by selling us out to the people who want us all dead, I could find common ground with the people who want us all dead, but I found instead that they want us all dead.”

This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence

I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥

Patreon crop: Gorka, a white gorilla, gazes down in frustration and sweating while bare-chested.

It would seem Gorka is having some... sizeable issues that come along with his constitution and some outside influence~.

KOSA dropping duty of care is great but this article buries a very important lede:

A bill package will be introduced once the govt reopens that is a collection of multiple bad "child safety" bills, COPPA 2.0, the Sammy Act, and the App Store Accountability Act [age verification]

CALL YOUR REPS

Thicc is a blue-grey orc with leopard-like spots that crawl down his shoulders and sides. He has black-brown hair that naturally falls into short, messy curls and body hair that stretches from nipple to nipple across his chest, down his stomach and navel, inside his thighs, and an ample bush. He has short tusks, amber eyes. He is wearing a costume reminiscent of the Yiga Blademaster from the Legend of Zelda franchise, specifically Breath of the Wild & Tears of the Kingdom. It is read tights with strappy leather to secure the pieces in place, red linen arm wraps, tabi-styled two-toe boots, and a red cowl around his neck. Part of his face is concealed by a Yiga mask, with elements of the eye and tear motif common to the Zelda series. He has one foot up on a rock, a tongue cheekily out towards the viewer, and his hand on a sword that is stuck into the ground.

Thicc is a blue-grey orc with leopard-like spots that crawl down his shoulders and sides. He has black-brown hair that naturally falls into short, messy curls and body hair that stretches from nipple to nipple across his chest, down his stomach and navel, inside his thighs, and an ample bush. He has short tusks, amber eyes. He is wearing a costume reminiscent of the Yiga Blademaster from the Legend of Zelda franchise, specifically Breath of the Wild & Tears of the Kingdom. It is read tights with strappy leather to secure the pieces in place, red linen arm wraps, tabi-styled two-toe boots, and a red cowl around his neck. Part of his face is concealed by a Yiga mask, with elements of the eye and tear motif common to the Zelda series. He has one foot up on a rock, a tongue cheekily out towards the viewer, and his hand on a sword that is stuck into the ground. He has an erect member that is causing the crotch of the pants to stretch, with a large drop of precum leaking through the fabric.

Thicc is a blue-grey orc with leopard-like spots that crawl down his shoulders and sides. He has black-brown hair that naturally falls into short, messy curls and body hair that stretches from nipple to nipple across his chest, down his stomach and navel, inside his thighs, and an ample bush. He has short tusks, amber eyes. He is wearing a costume reminiscent of the Yiga Blademaster from the Legend of Zelda franchise, specifically Breath of the Wild & Tears of the Kingdom. It is read tights with strappy leather to secure the pieces in place, red linen arm wraps, tabi-styled two-toe boots, and a red cowl around his neck. Part of his face is concealed by a Yiga mask, with elements of the eye and tear motif common to the Zelda series. He has one foot up on a rock, a tongue cheekily out towards the viewer, and his hand on a sword that is stuck into the ground. He has removed his pants, revealing a large turgid member pulled from behind a fundoshi, dripping with cum.

The Yiga might be masters of the art of stealth and subterfuge–but there's no missing a member like this! Are you the chosen hero to handle this sword? 👺🥷🏼🎮 | 🎨 @maltusvandrel.bsky.social

📢 CALLING ALL NSFW VOICE ACTORS ‼️
I’m casting for a game starring my mascot character Candy! 🍬

🌟 Paid gig! 💵
🌟 Application in Linktree in BIO!
🌟 Thanks!

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Celebratory doodle for 2k followers ;) thanks yall 💀

I discovered that walking is a great way to plan for a TTRPG session

A kid with a dope ass mullet is asked by a clearly evil cop "hey do you know this guy?" And answers smoothly "nah, I don't know him" picture clearly cuts to another scene where the kid with a dope ass mullet tells our little nerdy protagonist that "hey, theres this cop scoping for you. Check it out."

Casual reminder as snap benefits are fucked but if you witness someone steal at the store no you didn't
Be more like the kid from terminator with this dope ass mullet

Since I'm almost done with the Halloween YCH I'll be accepting more Daily Special Commissions. Another 5 slots. Check the form if you're interested -->
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The pivot to mass murder in place of attempting to stop climate collapse is going to be fast and brutal.

The west is planning on burning the world and killing anyone not white or wealthy to maintain their power and control.

The world and every life form on it is being murdered for profit.

Essa imagem é uma tirinha cômica em quatro quadrinhos que retrata uma situação exagerada e humorística envolvendo um monstro e uma menina. Vamos descrever cada quadrinho: 1. **Primeiro quadrinho:** A menina está apontando para um monstro que parece estar se aproximando de uma casa. Ela grita: "um monstro! Vai destruir tudo!" 2. **Segundo quadrinho:** O monstro responde: "Perdão, não quis assustar. Estou só de passagem, não vou destruir suas casas." 3. **Terceiro quadrinho:** A menina diz: "Casa o carai!" O menino diz: "é tudo datacenter" 4. **Quarto quadrinho:** O monstro destrói tudo e as crianças comemoram

É tudo datacenter

I was just looking at the actual announcement and FYI it's opt-in (not on by default) and it is activated by your employer/org. Tracks what wifi networks the employee uses.

Protip: Have fun renaming your SSID!

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