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Fluorescent Mammals is a great band name.

when announcing clandestine/undercover investigations* everyone knows you should boldly announce them in press releases www.reddit.com/r/law/commen...

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a cartoon drawing of a skull with teeth missing Alt: a black and white cartoon of a skeleton screaming, ripping its own head off, and throwing it at the camera

I tiptoe in...some days I tiptoe back out, other days

TY yours is too!

Will do. Kisses 😘 for Ruby

TY I needed this: she's unwell & very down. She has a vet visit scheduled for Wednesday (pretty sure she has a bladder infection boo)...very much appreciate the smile I just smiled watching this. 🩶🐾

I don't say this to just anybody but nice organ!

Can confirm 🐾🩶

I can only wish bbg was that calm in the tub. I get wild thrashing and high pitched screams of "SOMEBODY HELP I'm being MURDERED!!!"
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"Imagine if Biden or Obama" yes but this is real, everything about this is grossly inappropriate, just like Trump's failure to appoint a special prosecutor acceptable to Democrats.

Trump is so plainly guilty the *entire White House and DOJ* is trying to save him.

I worked retail for years as a young person so at some point the cash register didn't have to do the addition/subtraction math for me any more. Sales tax tho? fuck that shit

omg yes: almost anything over 2 digits* has to be written out or the numbers just disappear like smoke.
*excepting 1s, 5s, 10s/ money transactions

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Good to see you, Tammy! I'm good - at least relative to well, everything. Hope all is well in your world!

That's a really good idea I should probably try.

It never shuts up, esp late at night when I'm trying to sleep. Just shush it for a few minutes, will you?
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YouTube video by Tommy James Tommy James & The Shondells - I Think We`re Alone Now Live on Village Square 1967

Almost as old as me 🫣😉
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a person is laying on the ground with the words hanging in there above them . Alt: a person is laying on the ground on a people mover, holding the railing, with the words hanging in there below them .

Considering current circumstances? meh.
Otherwise, fine.
Hope you & yours are well too.

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My neighbor lives in a walkable neighborhood but proudly parks his hummer and his stupiduglynazimobiletruck in his tiny fuckin driveway it's ludicrous

It's coke o'clock

I hope to live long enough to never ever see his dumb muppet face again.

Someone wake grassley and yell questions at him