MOUNTBATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES
20.02.2026 10:17 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1MOUNTBATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES
20.02.2026 10:17 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1Fucker's got a voice like an obscene phonecall.
08.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Gordon Brown gives his considered view of Mandelson
Wednesday
04.02.2026 06:21 — 👍 33 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
23.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 12254 🔁 2790 💬 96 📌 243For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
24.01.2026 10:01 — 👍 1228 🔁 454 💬 25 📌 71
Straight from The Book of St. John. Happy New Year!
01.01.2026 14:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
First superb conspiracy theory of 2026 overheard in the street! I love this. I feel it sets the tone for a superb year:
“Wales is fake.”
Christmas cocktail going down a treat
20.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fridays in the office are the best days in the office
05.12.2025 08:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m excited to collect my door wreath tomorrow
28.11.2025 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Phil did have luscious hair. Byronesque #TOTP
28.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's my direction, it's my proposal
22.11.2025 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Extraordinary
20.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A gift from the desert
08.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Majestic mate. Get yourself there
01.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Aussie regal rogue. Believe it
01.11.2025 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool
25.10.2025 09:55 — 👍 854 🔁 189 💬 33 📌 471979 & I’m in shock
25.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t know if I’ve lost my mind but I’m convinced BBC2 have just presented me with the sight of Shirley Bassey’s nipples
25.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Can someone please give Stephen Fry an apron? I’m worried for that jacket #saturdaykitchen
25.10.2025 09:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thursday night & I’m pretending to be in Seville #Vermut
23.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nope. But my last kiddo just left the county & went to Wales
21.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nice to arrive at my desk to find a little gift from a colleague. Blisss indeed
17.10.2025 08:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazing! I’m just in for Southampton 30OCT
11.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc
Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
06.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 6307 🔁 1260 💬 167 📌 82
The wife from “Jolene” and the husband from “Lucille” should find each other.
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Kenny Rogers with a jacket to match my wine this Friday evening. & relax
03.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait til they find out God is actually a woman
03.10.2025 09:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Headline stating that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated
“Conscious deurbanisation”
30.09.2025 00:14 — 👍 71 🔁 8 💬 8 📌 0
Headline stating that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated
World braces itself for Keith's upcoming breakup album
30.09.2025 00:25 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
