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Captain "Savage"

@savagethescav.bsky.social

Rain World parody account, based on the "Mentally Ill Scav". I will kill you and conquer your lands. Or not. I'm lazy. Proud mother of three. They exiled me, but NOW they want my help dealing with a singular slugcat?

32 Followers  |  41 Following  |  96 Posts  |  Joined: 05.04.2025  |  1.7302

Latest posts by savagethescav.bsky.social on Bluesky

What'd I miss?

06.05.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Words words words. Nerdddd!

29.04.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, the Arena had a big fight break out between the centipedes and lizards over an argument, had to attend to that.

Pearls are pretty much everywhere here, on the ground or wherever. You can tell if it's a valuable pearl or one of those clam ones if they're metal.

22.04.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a scavenger...? Geez, you really aren't from around here, huh?

Just call me Sav, or something. If you see another person like me just give them a few pearls and they'll literally die for you.

21.04.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you wet. Sopping wet. Who did this to you.

21.04.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In prison for treason and severe property damage. Can someone come bail me out?

19.04.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine, I'll come help you. Hold on.

19.04.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool. I'm gonna go the remains of that to host a big roast. Later nerd.

19.04.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What'd I miss?

19.04.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hm? Let me take a look!

Awh, it looks like something my cubs would draw. It's adorable!

17.04.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. Thank you then, little one.

17.04.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to formally apologize for saying this. Fighting while intoxicated is fucking awesome, actually.

17.04.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...

What does 'based' mean?

17.04.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of many reasons. I still don't even know what "Skibidi Toilet" is about, I just support my kids.

17.04.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you too.

17.04.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any common ground is good ground, I say.

I personally don't mind it too much- but my cubs are really passionate about the series. I don't understand any of it- just looks like a harmless goofy kid's show to me.

17.04.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Just discovered "Vocaloid" and "SynthV". This shit is banging.

17.04.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disappeared and/or leeches.

16.04.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friendship is pretty cool, I think. Shame that most scavengers are too busy drooling over pearls and random ass scrap to actually recognize that.

15.04.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 15.04.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mostly mean the pink one, yeah. I don't actually really care too much, considering I'm not the one affected- I'm just trying to see this from their perspective, if that makes sense.

15.04.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe if those robots weren't such prisses, some of the slugcats would be having a better time.

15.04.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hospitable as ever! Great to see you're still doing alright.

15.04.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I live in Subterranean, dimwit. I've seen Larry around.

15.04.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, hey Larry!

15.04.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I never said I'm tough. I'm just strong.

15.04.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmm...

Wauw wa oaow-- wa woawa. Awawo waa... wa wau wa.
(Nodding along, ranting about Scavengers sucking in general, something about being exiled. Surprisingly agrees quite a lot with Saint.)

15.04.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Www... Waow, wa auw wawua? Awa wa wao.
(She appears to agree, but wonders if there's a reason why he is a bit on the stinkier side.)

15.04.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waau... Wa waw, oao waow!

15.04.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol trueee hold on

wawa waa... wa wa. waaw?
(She's got a bit of an accent...)

15.04.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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