This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Wonβt
07.03.2026 00:30 β π 2010 π 400 π¬ 15 π 24This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Wonβt
07.03.2026 00:30 β π 2010 π 400 π¬ 15 π 24What happens when this happens? Do you go remove the windows? Do they just get free windows since they were installed without their permission? How do you approach this?
09.03.2026 15:54 β π 51 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0This. One of my friends doesnβt understand why I will occasionally shop at Walmart but Target is dead to me now. Walmart never pretended to be anybody who they werenβt. I limit the money I spend there, but I donβt feel *betrayed* by them.
04.03.2026 14:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt wait anymore for a locked case to be open. I literally order it online from another store in front of the case and walk away.
03.03.2026 17:10 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Nope. Trust is gone. Since I now know theyβll immediately bow to fascists the second they deem it more profitable, what is my motivation for going back? Let them enjoy all their MAGA money. What? The MAGAs are not spending as much money as we did? Behold your bed. You made it. Time to lie in it.
03.03.2026 17:09 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0How dare you remind me that I can no longer get this.π€£
03.03.2026 14:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This seems like a mashed potatoes for breakfast kind of day.
03.03.2026 14:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I highly recommend making Korean cheese corn and then eating nothing but said Korean cheese corn for lunch.
02.03.2026 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just checking in; is everything still ridiculous?
02.03.2026 18:23 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0
This is EXACTLY what has been happening.
My. Entire. Life.
Seriously.
In related news, I recommend this performance of Mr. Burns: A Post Electric Play Denver/Boulder/Fort Collins area early season Simpsons fans who enjoy post apocalyptic dark comedies. cupresents.org/show-details...
27.02.2026 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The downside of a midweek staycation is having to return to work for one day. My brain thinks itβs Saturday! First world problems, of course. I highly recommend a midweek staycation.
27.02.2026 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is!! If you happen to be in CO, this place is worth the drive to Boulder. www.maisonetteboulder.com
26.02.2026 19:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Onion soup with Swiss cheese and bread.
I present Exhibit A: Fantastic onion soup. Soup so good that you weep when you eat it, unrelated to the onions. (Maisonette in Boulder, CO.)
26.02.2026 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. menβs hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as βpulled a Target.β
They pulled a Target.
I am shocked and outraged by this strawberry slander! I say good day to you.
23.02.2026 14:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Question 1: What toppings do you add to said oatmeal for maximum oatmeal enjoyment?
23.02.2026 13:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1What industry are you in?
20.02.2026 01:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know the AI is taking over some things, but is it really replacing engineers and lawyers?
19.02.2026 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Many are forbidden to do so because their company does not want proprietary information in the AI ether. Of my friends who are using it or being encouraged to, most of them are in education. Again, limited sample, but still.
19.02.2026 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Legit question: Do you use AI at work? I work in Higher Ed and my school is very keen for us to push AI in all our classes because βitβs being used in industry.β I have a very small sample, but very few of my friends and industry are being directed to use AI. 1/2
19.02.2026 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0You knowβ¦I would respect this. I would spend my time traveling, and if I were too sick to travel, Iβd probably spend it eating cheese. Why does everything have to be noble? (I know The Onion is satire, butβ¦is it these days?
19.02.2026 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β¦ do these people not understand the delay message features? I think itβs bananas to be sending anything at 3 AM, but if youβre going to do that, at least delay it to send during normal hours.
19.02.2026 22:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Suddenly craving lasagna while simultaneously hating Monday. Very Garfield-coded.
16.02.2026 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dialogue from the character Number 1.0 from the show Futurama. Here is the transcription: DON'T QUOTE ME REGULATIONS. I CO-CHAIRED THE COMMITTEE THAT REVIEWED THE RECOMMENDATION TO REVISE THE COLOR OF THE BOOK THAT REGULATION'S IN! WE KEPT IT GRAY.
16.02.2026 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picard management tip: Avoid euphemisms. Call a thing what it really is.
12.02.2026 20:40 β π 150 π 31 π¬ 1 π 4Is this like Itchy and Scratchy money?
13.02.2026 00:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This was around 1994, for context.
12.02.2026 01:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had fairly serious issues around my period and my mother took me to a gynecologist when I was 14 because of it. She did not do a pelvic exam. She did feel my abdomen and asked me a lot of questions, but there is definitely no pelvic exam or PAP until I was 19!
12.02.2026 01:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0