Sara C

a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it . Alt: Eric Andre in a suit with a wireless microphone grabbing poles in a black metal fence, throwing his head back and screaming "let me innnnn!" like a crazy person

My mom's cat when my parents are snowbirding and I sleep in the (cat-free) guest bedroom instead of in my parents' bed with her (bc I'm mildly allergic to her)

stede and ed falling asleep in each others arms after their first time in s2ep6 retweet if you agree

Oh yeah, for non-Americans, 9th grade = 14 years old.

I think that's also how I learned about transubstantiation and that my Catholic friends were being told at church they were literally eating the body of Christ. That was too much for me.

I found Buddhism and Jainism to be the most logical and plausible. Got really into Buddhism for a bit.

In 9th grade history, we got packets about world religions: Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism. I knew that socially, in my like 80% catholic town, we were "supposed to" think all them except Christianity were absurd. But I found that one the most absurd of them all.

I've been told that my honda fit is tiny (mostly by my dad, an asshole with an enormous pickup truck for zero reason beyond being insecure in his masculinity) 🙄 stupid fucking enormous asshole vehicle culture 😖

I was gonna do a thing today, but I don't think I'm gonna have the spoons 😭😭😭 I got up unreasonably early for a Sunday, especially with an hour subtracted, so now it's naptime.

I was out doing things today when I checked bsky out of habit and saw this had posted, and for a brief moment the rot seized my brain and said, "you have to go home and read it right now". I didn't, but I'm finally home now... 😁

Except it seems to get temporary amnesia for a split second when I sneeze too hard 🤣

Ah, but it's cheaper for the TAXPAYERS, not the rich developers who can't price gouge the city as badly as they can individual people/families who are desperate to not be homeless!

I've tried bc I'm lazy, but my sphincter is like, no we're not supposed to release unless we're sitting or squatting. Remember? From potty training 37 years ago? Yeah we're not gonna do that.

They should invent a tummy that doesn't hurt

(I say, after ingesting a bowl of bean chili and a bottle of soda)

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Fatphobes Transphobes
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"There is a natural way to be (thin & cis), and if you're not, it must be bc society FORCED you"

Meanwhile society is literally constantly punishing people who aren't thin and cis, the call is coming from inside the house, etc.

Gimme an address, I just want to talk 🔪

For real, this is how my mom gave me and eating disorder and body dysmorphia, by talking shit about her own body, which I always saw as beautiful, bc she was fat. INTERNALIZED FATPHOBIA DOES NOT JUST HURT THE PERSON WITH IT, IT HURTS EVERYONE!!!

Btw, if you have never heard of Mary Chapin Carpenter, I consider "He Thinks He'll Keep Her" a feminist anthem.

Honestly, now that I think of it, "I Feel Lucky" is too. I mean, how many women implied in song that they were fantasizing about a threesome with 2 men in the early 90s??

This is a wild but delightful combination of an artist I was listening to before I could read chapter books and an artist I started listening to last year in my late 30s??? WILD. What even is time.

@OMGImAutisticAF “Why do you need a label?” Bc there is comfort in knowing you are a normal zebra, not a strange horse. Bc you can’t find community w other zebras if you don’t know you belong. And bc it is impossible for a zebra to be happy or healthy spending its life feeling like a failed horse

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Thank YOU!!!! 😍

I cannot wait to hang @mermaidinn.bsky.social's Hang In There kitty!Ed & puppy!Stede prints in my home office (i.e. living room)!!

And pin @jkmakes.bsky.social's Nonbinary Bisexual pin on my purple denim jacket, next to my "Fat Enbies Exist" pin from Glad Day!!

I have bought the two Buy Now items that I Require, and that's it (until Monday at least, plus some shipping $)!!!

Yeah, I also remember when we went to MA you forgot to get your meds at home and couldn't get them there bc it was a NY Rx.

The number of people who just accept this shit bc they're not disabled is truly insane and fucks the rest of us.

[This response about the American healthcare system has been redacted for legal reasons]

"Fun" fact! In the US, judicial precedent (cf. Castle Rock v. Gonzales) is that police are not responsible for preventing crime, including murder, that is clearly imminent! They don't legally have to help you until you (or your children) are dead!

I hope Australia doesn't follow suit.

J. Rolf Haltza O @RolfHaltza It's wild how we absolve the 9-to-5 of all guilt. The damage is systematically rebranded as your personal failing. Got fat? It's not that jobs require 10 hours at a desk, it's your "sedentary lifestyle". Ruined eyes? It's not the workflow, it's your "screen time". Feel empty? It's not the grind, it's just "adulthood". The job causes the problem, but you take the blame. The 9-to-5 is treated as some unchangeable default of nature we all must bow to.

This is why you should never say the words self care to me. The rage I feel lol.

background is the ocean so what are your likes and dislikes? Me: I like to sleep. I dislike being awake. My hobbies include sleeping, thinking about sleeping, and falling asleep when I'm supposed to be awake. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Tbf I'd have various bones to pick with them too, such as, "Why weren't you nicer to my grandma?" and, "Why weren't you nicer to literally everyone?" for a start.

I don't know the job titles of either, but I know one worked at the regional gas & electric co. and had a probably-not-legit side hustle fixing and selling used cars, and the other worked for the town he lived in. Both veterans, in WWII and Korea respectively. They'd hate my socialist ass now, lmao

Oluwande Boodhari: Do you want to live? (OFMD S01E01)

Stede Bonnet: That's a tough question. (OFMD S01E01)

happy fourth anniversary to stede bonnet being the realest ever

Me: The last chapter of Sapphires ended on a sex scene, I should be good to keep reading for a bit without it getting too horny, since I just wanna read lil bits on breaks between work.

Sapphires: "[Stede] makes his way to the library..."

Me: OH FUCK *closes browser in anticipatory panic*