Mels ✨ Twitter Refugee

Every time I go to the Boston airport, it just seems so unsafe. Like… where’s the giant blue Kaiju that protects your airport? How am I supposed to feel safe traveling without a giant blue demon that killed his creator watching over me?

Meticulously photoshopped image from A Christmas Story of Ralphie shooting his BB gun out a window. My dog's head - complete with one cloudy, blind eye, is superimposed over Ralphie's. My orange cat Tanji is making a face in the next window over and saying, "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" My fiancee's calico cat Ruby is below him, looking concerned over one shoulder. I'm in a Santa hat with my fiancee over my shoulder. We're looking out the window and cheesing big. Over the gun it says "A (merry) Christmas Story".

Happy howlidays from Pawficer Eva, Sher-ruff of Denver and her deputies!

Neon-purple poster with bold white headline “BIRTHDAY SALE!” and subhead “20% OFF MOST MERCH.” An outlined tag reads “CODE: YIPPEE.” On the right: “PLUS! 3 TARN MASK COMMISSION SLOTS OPEN.” Two angled images: left, a moody painted portrait of a blue-and-red Optimus Prime; bottom-right, a close-up of a multichrome purple Tarn mask. Footer text: “Sale excludes Tarn masks. Ends Sunday at midnight CDT. sisiesprit.bigcartel.com.”

Birthday treat for y’all: 20% off most of my shop with code YIPPEE (masks excluded).
Also: 3 Tarn mask preorders slots open!
I’ll put the link in a reply—boosts help💜

Me in front of the Stephen Colbert sign

Me in front of the Stephen Colbert sign

Come to the Ed Sullivan theater if you want an ass kicking.

If I were a billionaire forced by circumstance to live in New York, I would also go insane and attempt to raise some monsters from the dead in hopes that one of them would fuck me. I think it would be the only reasonable thing to do. Xanatos was right, actually.

For a little while, I was so excited about getting to see my news dad, Steven Colbert, that I forgot how much NYC absolutely sucks.

(Sorry New York friends… sorry you have to live here.) (I’m actually not even there yet, I just remembered.)

I mean… she can kinda kiss my ass because technically I still work for the temp agency, and if she’s gonna be a stinker, I can tell them to send me somewhere else lmao

My boss, who was originally very chill about “oh, don’t worry if you can’t work from the bus”, is suddenly very not chill about the bus wifi not working. Pick a lane, girl.

Ayy, guess who’s on a bus to [hick voice] New York City!

He's so brave!

Stormy, a black cat, is hiding behind the bed, with only his bright yellow eyes visible in the crack between the mattress and the headboard.

The gas company guys had to come into the house and we are being so normal about it.

Hell yeah!!!

Oven instruction manual text: “You can use the Sabbath feature with baking only. The oven temperature may be set higher or lower after you set the Sabbath feature. (The oven temperature adjustment feature should be used only during Jewish holidays.)”

I love that, if you try to use this oven feature outside of the Jewish holidays, it will just kill you.

Do I still know people in the NYC area? I’m planning a trip later this month and wondering if anyone wants to hang.

Picture of my room, painted dark purple. This corner has the weird little built in.

Picture of my room, painted dark purple. This corner has the weird book with my dresser that I wallpapered to look pretty.

Picture of my room, painted dark purple. This corner has my bed, haphazardly put together because I’ve done enough.

Picture of the rug I bought on Craigslist for $40, with my cat rolling around on it.

Also I moved to the east coast in a house I own 25% of, and painted my room purple, how’s it going everybody?

Every five seconds, Ichijou looks at Godai like he's the whole world, and I just have to mutter "they can't keep getting away with this."

Hey bsky peeps, how's it going? I keep forgetting to post around here...

Anyway I've been watching Kuuga, and I think it was a really bold choice to have Godai and Ichijou have sex on screen before we even hit the midway point of the season, but good for them.

So there I was, reading deeply embarrassing stobotnik porn, when my friend informs me that I've forgotten about her dog's birthday party, and I need to actually DO things today.

For 2025, I'm just embracing ego death.

I'm a little late on plugging this here, but I have a piece in this zine!!

"Let's Go!! Rider Kick!" 🏍️🦗
Rider System is a collaborative community zine, bringing together 25 illustrators and 9 writers to express a shared love of Kamen Rider... and it's free!

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Got a job offer that is definitely a scam, but they're offering me $69/hour, so honestly I respect the scammers' hustle.

Hey y'all! I'm trying out Etsy for selling some Wares. I have some crochet dice bags up right now, but I might add some 3D print stuff and/or jewelry later on. Please check it out and share, and let me know if there's anything you'd be interested in seeing up in the shop! www.etsy.com/shop/makermels

I saw someone else put it like "Sento and Banjo walked so Shouma and Hanto could break the sound barrier" and I think that's so true.

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

a digital illustration of a dark skinned fire genasi, with red locks, and yellow stripe tattoos. Fire magic circles his hands, and he is backed by a green background.

On fire.

Finished commission for Chris, of his Fire Genasi, Khai. I love this guy.

Hanto Karakida from Kamen Rider Gavv standing triumphantly atop a defeated Kamen Rider Bake, energetically waving a giant pride flag while screaming and crying, sparkles shining all around. Souma stands in the background with his hands clasped, looking pleased.

A comic featuring Shoma and Hanto from Kamen Rider Gavv. They sit shoulder to shoulder, each holding a chocolate frappe. Hanto looks at his, face bruised and hair hanging limply across his eyes. He says "I hate to seem ungrateful but... i'm not really a sweets guy." Shouma says in a quiet voice: "Hanto... we're both made out of candy..." Hanto leans forward, head between his knees in the second panel. He lets out one comically loud sob as Shouma pats his back, frowning.

A comic of Kamen Rider Valen labled "Meanwhile... At Suga's boy tank..." He is drawn standing in front of Suga's tank of clones, his back turned to camera. In the second panel he grimaces, and holds up a lit lighter and a can of hairspray, preparing to burn it down.

And that's the way the cookie crumbled.
#kamenrider #kamenridergavv #fanart

Shannon!! It is kind of like we are all in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, occasionally running into people we thought were dead... Good to see you! lol

When I start writing for the next star trek series, I'm going to re-retcon the Breen with the take that their entire species are kamen riders. This is my one and only campaign promise.

So, life updates for anyone I haven't talked to for a while: I've been unemployed since new years and for some reason the job market is really bad right now for unforeseen reasons.

But also there was a canon love confession between the boys on Kamen Rider Gavv, so I guess it's not all bad.

I exist!!