Party Like It’s 1939

What are the 3 branches of government again? I know its pedophiles and corporations but whats the third one?

Multiple counties in TX have different polling locations for Dems and GOP. Reports all over the place of no lines at GOP polls and 4hr+ lines at Dem polls (w broken machines at some). Texas isn’t red, it’s stolen.

I’m seeing the reports now about voters being turned away in her home county. Texas out there Texasing HARD.

So: did Jasmine not win?

“I got something for them meta glasses to look at”

Attempting to replace my doomscrolling with moodscrolling today

JD VANCE: "There's just no way Trump is gonna about this country to get into a multiyear conflict with no end in sight"

TRUMP HOURS LATER: "Wars can be fought 'forever,' and very successfully"

Oh nah these snowflakes big af. It’s like God opened a box of packing peanuts

This energy drink I picked up has Maca root in it

Don’t help me

Help the bear

I heard about this one. Too bad most haven't.

So is it patio and ratio or patio and ratio?

Man. I decided on a whim to put on a little Tom Ford before coming to the gym and I am in here moving mf MOUNTAINS right now.

One heck of a piece. It is so difficult for me to imagine the mindset of the con artists at the top of these crypto/gambling scumworks. Like how do you wake up every day knowing you’re running a scam on everyone.

I know it sounded like static when homie pulled them socks on.

and i fully believe that “dubai chocolate” was created to flood the internet and take attention away from this fact because before the candy became popular, dubai chocolate meant this ⬇️

I remember your late-era Twitter trope being “do you say read or read?” And my eyes would cross every time

The OG one. With John Leguizamo.

Reptile vs Reptile

American boomers trying to wrap up all their generation's plotlines before the lights go out

….pay-sheeyo

“A Lie Don’t Care Who Tell It” — Powered by POLITICO

The irrational strongman we’ve been warned about is here His name is Donald J. Trump.

New in PN: The irrational strongman we’ve been warned about is here

"The fantasy monster that president after president has conjured up is real, and he is squatting orangely over his phone in the bathroom at Mar-A-Lago."

The irrational strongman we’ve been warned about is here His name is Donald J. Trump.

“The fantasy monster that president after president has conjured up is real, and he is squatting orangely over his phone in the bathroom at Mar-A-Lago.”

@nberlat.bsky.social nails in @atrupar.com’s latest PN:

open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...

This clip blew my mind and I actually apologize for my criticisms this far lol

Franny still Fine.

"what that thang smell like" is sending MEE

a man in a suit and tie is walking in front of a capitol building ALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking in front of a capitol building

WHAT NOOOO

My recent epiphany is that a lot of these “vocal minority” types have exactly zero community aside from “mutual disdain.” 4chan to gamer gate, “manosphere” to MAGA…the only thing that unites them is anger. Jealousy. Manufactured outrage. That’s probably why they target who they do, consistently.