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@mikerange.bsky.social

Writing at End of the Bench Sports, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, MuddyUm.

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a man with a beard is dressed in a santa claus outfit and hat ALT: a man with a beard is dressed in a santa claus outfit and hat
27.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not great, but can’t the rodents move over a little to stay dry?

24.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for this!

19.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our current prototype with a 14-inch board is also in a pizza box, though without the board a small shoebox works well (while we are very happy with the game, I’ll admit to a small pang of disappointment when opening the lid and not finding a hot mass of dough and cheese inside).

18.10.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great idea.

18.10.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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c’mon zoo, i think there’s more to them than that

10.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are they making us guess which one?

10.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sure, it's prime days, but how can amazon afford to do this?

08.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

damn it I only got ruptured today

24.09.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the rapture coming on september 23rd is why we shouldn’t have laughed at pumpkin spice stuff being sold in august

21.09.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta say I’m feeling pretty good about my matchup this week based on Yahoo projections

17.09.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a funny gag to start the show, but they should have later announced β€œwe’re getting reports that our reduced donation has the boys and girls club kids giving Adolescence energy, so we’re just donating the 100k before things get out of hand” or something.

16.09.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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socks gotta start eating better

12.09.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

plus, pretty valuable in wingspan

12.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Grapes of Annoyance

08.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly diminish a book.

On Walden Puddle

08.09.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Over 2000 shows in four days seems crazy.

08.09.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t remember the rules, but I’m pretty sure we spent most recesses playing Cholly Chizzy Chiz.

07.09.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glaring lack of Harry Vanderspeigle. πŸ‘½

14.08.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god

10.08.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1743    πŸ” 439    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 20
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The green cones are worth… no wait, it’s the yellow cones…

28.07.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Free range is nothing without free weights

21.07.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if you really hit the gym

21.07.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Coin works in mysterious ways.

21.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œat weird al” would be an excellent email domain

13.07.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One long ago offhand joke means my wife and I can only call them Six Pants None That Fit Ya

13.07.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, they’re still going to watch surprise inspection

08.07.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting here with our first game design, anticipating/dreading pitching it. It’s SchrΓΆdinger’s Prototype at this pointβ€”both great and garbage.

07.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SchroΓΆdinger’s Fix

(sure, SchrΓΆdinger’s Turd is catchier, but let’s lean optimistic)

04.07.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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