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my #LastFourWatched

It’s actually crazy how I got medicated and stopped feeling compelled to make social media posts.

keeping waiting for the stars to come out.

hmmm.

anyways.

moment of silence for the guys in high school who couldn’t understand that the girl they were in to DID NOT want to receive photos from their big titty anime girl folder.

stumbled in to coal mining videos and now I’m feeling claustrophobic as fuck.

my excitement when I found out the villain of Conjuring 3 is satanists.

Had a crazy dream last night that I was an FBI agent tryna help catch Tony Soprano, and then out of nowhere me and the other agents were tasked with performing an unrelated talent show and I had to write a song to do on stage. It was a disaster.

We never got Tony.

I have mixed feelings on the new Sabrina Carpenter album but getting Coleman Domingo to wear drag for your music video is healing for my soul

Telling my dad this is Yorgos and seeing how long he believes me.

popped off like a bad bitch today.

when I don’t hit my 10,000 steps before bed so I just pace around my apartment and listen to a podcast.

just had the most insane dream where I was in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Not getting in to further details cause I forgot how horny that show can be.

a restaurant sign that reads AI Sushi & Grill

damn they even got the AI making sushi now

didn’t realize I could serve this much face.

Parker Posey smokes a cigarette in the kitchen while Hope Davis is opening a jar to make a sandwich / The Daytrippers (1996)

Parker Posey smokes a cigarette in the kitchen while Hope Davis stands next to her / The Daytrippers (1996)

her and Parker Posey in that movie have me feeling so sapphic

ngl thought your profile pic was Hope Davis from Daytrippers. You look stunning.

Jack Black

I love Noah Wyle but I swear, Dr. Carter is really testing me. I want to smack that boy up the head so hard for his callousness.

My favorite genre of movie are the ones where I watch them and think, “that’s how I would’ve made it”. Not to say I have the skill it would take to make Shin Godzilla, but god damn that’s everything I’ve ever wanted a Godzilla movie to be. Thank you Anno, you insane bastard.

I’m tempted to try and cram the entirety of Downtown Abbey in before the final movie comes out in theaters but I honestly don’t know if I have that kind of resolve.

you’re crazy for this Emily, everyone knows it’s 11>13>12.

I haven’t stepped on a scale in so long, so imagine my surprise when I’m about thirty pounds lighter than what I estimated.

This is why I told people for years I have no ability to perceive weight. If I’m gonna get it wrong, at least you can trust that it’s lower than whatever I say. Usually.

Tomorrow is day one of lexapro. Wish me luck.

I might need to just walk away from Bluesky for a couple months because anytime a Taylor Swift rollout happens, even despite having her name muted, I still get pushed so many accounts talking about her promos and tracklist and I just, do not care, even a little.

Glad someone is acknowledging it. I deleted the app last week after getting several misogynistic substacks that I don’t even follow promoted to my notifications. Genuinely a little disappointing to see the platform lose sight of itself that deeply.

my favorite genre of YouTube video is people pretending they’ve never heard Radiohead, and you can tell when it’s a genuine reaction, cause there’s nothing like opening your third eye and understanding Radiohead for the first time.

I don’t think I like Tampopo (1985) as much as everyone else but god damn does it make me hungry.

was watching Southland Tales on the first date too much? my bad.

It’s official babes, your girl has been diagnosed with ADHD. Also my psychiatrist is such a gentlemen, thanks Dr. Aaron.