Judd Lumberjack

A picture of the base of a large cottonwood tree which been girdled by a beaver.

Four Mile Run beaver has girdled a cottonwood tree

Trains is the best place to meet if you’re a DC Punk legend and a famous SNL cast member. Or just like anyone else.

Hopefully soon. Looks like it's just waiting for final inspections. There's been a series of unfortunate events that have delayed completion.

CaBi is using the same bike and the front end is definitely something worth improving in the next model.

We’ve secretly replaced the front suspension on this e-bikeshare with a garbage bag full of duplo blocks. Let’s see if @bikepedantic.bsky.social notices.

Yep.

A picture of a kayak dock ramp on Four Mile Run.

A picture of a kayak dock in Four Mile Run. It is surrounded by a yellow containment buoy.

Workers packed up their equipment for the Four Mile Run Accessible Kayak Dock this morning. Not open yet, but it's beautiful.

A golden retriever named Jolene sits and patiently waits for treats.

Fur low > furlough.

My out of office message: Due to a lack of appropriations I am cleaning picnic tables in a park and unable to respond to your e-mail.

Moments before I was raptured.

I'm going to make a horror movie called Revenge of the Tree of Heaven.

Good to see you on the trail today. Looked like everyone was on their long runs for fall race season today.

Guilty! If you love the trail as much as we do come check out an upcoming volunteer event!
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The Alewerks is a good one. My second choice behind Schlafly. Also highly recommend Troegs Oktoberfest right now.

It’s always cool when being silly and fixing things on the @mountvernontrail.org leads to being designated as a hero by a German bike trailer manufacturer.

The new Garmin 1090 has Donkey Kong preinstalled.

Do I have to pay for the whole seat at the DASH Roadeo if only need the eeeeeddddggge?

Hoping to get a few more volunteers so we can complete a project that we've been working on for 3 years.

I had to explain to my doctor last month that I can't cut back because this is marzen/pumpkin season.

::Sips on a Schlafly Pumpkin Ale::

Interesting. There's been a few days recently around Daingerfield Island where it's smelled like a bucket full of farts. I wonder if it was a pistachio tide.

RFK wants to cure me of being able to look at a spreadsheet for 10 seconds and tell you what the pattern in the data is.

Helicopters: Way too low.
Rent: Too damn high.

SAD!!!!

I’m always lumbering.

Bonus: Taking a @bikeshare.bsky.social to DCA on the Mount Vernon Trail to catch the flight.

14 times out of ten I’m thinking of the MVT.

9 times out of 10, I’ll be thinking of you.