The ol' ALFer

Oh no. I signed the treaty of Purmantee III and I'll keep my word and stay silent on this UNLIKE SOME FOLKS IN THIS GALAXY

Send me the address, and I'll go rough her up a li'l.

*very loud sigh*

I'm BORED. Someone recommend a movie I could watch. It needs humans being silly and at least two cats eaten. Go!

Um - I feel like we've discussed this before. I'm not the last Melmacian.

Ick. Gross. I'd suggest you humanoids walk around naked for the ease and comfort but all that does is show off your pink wobbly bits.

So glad I'm a Melmacian.

// Back when we were going at it with Iraq, I delivered newspapers, and when gas shot up I wondered if I was making even a dime doing it. I needed that extra money but man. I feel bad for anyone whose livelihood is dependent on prices at the pump.

But wait! I have a raincheck from the fall where I had to pay for an hour I didn't use because the clock moved back. Doesn't that count for anything?

YouTube video by grvnmj Brownsville Station The Martian Boogie

One man's cacophony is another man's sweet playlist. youtu.be/RU8EqkQKfw0?...

Derek McGrath, in the role I remember him best, as the homicidal "Andy Andy" from Cheers.

// Derek McGrath played a Bolian in Voyager. Not sure if he's the one you mean but kudos for that deep cut.

Are you looking for volunteers?

Willie rummaging around in ALFs hind quarters

Next week on ALFsplaining

It's the hair, isn't it.

The secret to being ALF:

Never.
Stop.
Eating.

You humans should see a doctor before attempting this lifestyle, though.

Absolutely love that set.

So *this* is why Riker's so pissed at you every time you see him. 🤔

That can't be true! Willie gave me a whole bag of Funyuns and you must have them because all I see is an empty bag of... oh.

Uh, you didn't want any, right?

But... but you're trunk buddy...!

a stuffed animal is driving a car with its mouth open ALT: a stuffed animal is driving a car with its mouth open

CAN I COME?!?!?! Willie got this great new tape for his car. It's called... um, Chopin.

a stuffed animal is sitting on a window sill eating a piece of food . ALT: a stuffed animal is sitting on a window sill eating a piece of food .

I imagine it was the worst of times.

YouTube video by David Gideon Classic TV Theme: What a Country!

// I've had this song running through my head the last few nights but could not remember what it was. Thankfully I've found it. I don't really remember the show, but I do the song. Is that weird? youtu.be/1gi5bZgcR5I?...

Two points, actually, but who's counting?

Um... yeah sure, that's what I meant.

As I believe @entspockhere.bsky.social put it, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

All of which could have been avoided if I had been permitted to invite Spot to my barbeque as the honored guest.

Good, because every time I've looked at one it's never a big deal. It's the OTHER end they should warn you about because major yuck.

// I've (sorta) done that.

'Well, looks like they'll take anyone so should be easy to get, right?'

Who needs pants anyhow?

// At first glance I thought she was crying with the red shading under her eyes. But I guess it's blushing.