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Stuck on Earth with the humans. That's OK. I like humans. I like their cats better. Not the real ALF, just parody, all respect to Paul Fusco and Alien Productions. Mastodon: @theolalfer@tenforward.social Author's personal account: @john-pilgrim.bsky.social

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I hereby claim this second moon, and all mineral deposits contained within, forthwith, and in perpetuity, pro se, ipso facto, and cum laude.

22.10.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey @quark-rp.bsky.social, do you see these accusations being made...?

22.10.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, Willie! Just finishing lunch. Sit down and partake! I believe there's some leftover, um - air - for you.

22.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in a timeline once where all Melmacians were vegetarians. The horror... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

22.10.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I says, at least until I see it or hear a Vulcan tell me it can be done.

22.10.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ummmm... sure! I have the chair right on the transporter pad! Free beaming! Be happy to send upon payment!

22.10.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oho! You would like Romulan "temptations", you say? Well, I'm sure I have something aboard the spaceship... look here! A chair which a Romulan butt touched! A steal at $1.6 million!

22.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ALF with eggs and ham

ALF with eggs and ham

Willie and ALF shake hands, before ALF gets up to more shenanigans

Willie and ALF shake hands, before ALF gets up to more shenanigans

Trevor runs into the Ochmonek's bedroom wielding a baseball bat. Raquel ignores him. Jake looks on, aghast at the scene unfolding.

Trevor runs into the Ochmonek's bedroom wielding a baseball bat. Raquel ignores him. Jake looks on, aghast at the scene unfolding.

Willie looks sadder than we've ever seen him, next to a comparatively cheerful moose head

Willie looks sadder than we've ever seen him, next to a comparatively cheerful moose head

In an all-new ALFsplaining, just in time for your morning commute:

๐Ÿ“บ ALF ruins breakfast
๐Ÿ“บ ALF and Willie reach a peace accord
๐Ÿ“บ Trevor goes bonkers with a baseball bat
๐Ÿ“บ The Tanners get a moose

Find out how we're going to explain this at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining, or
spotify.link/Jbv7mAgZBXb

20.10.2025 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

But he only has six arms... ๐Ÿค”

Unless you are counting his legs...

But he can't use them the same way...

Now I'm confused.

22.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a Dodgers fan but I think I'm rooting for them now.

21.10.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're being a pretty poor sport, Reppy.

21.10.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...when did I say that. I recall saying I thought they could beat the Tigers, which they did, but nothing further. You know I am a Cubs fan.

21.10.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

21.10.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm probably slightly partial to Season 2 - but yes, she is very pretty, really liked the drawing you posted recently.

21.10.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did I get tagged in this?

21.10.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Park's closed. The moose out front should've told ya.

21.10.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As soon as you find that power source, I volunteer to disconnect it.

21.10.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be careful not to agitate the seamen too much.

20.10.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Downton Abbey - Harold Levinson, a lesson in British greetings ๐Ÿ˜…
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When I think of Paul Giamatti I think of Harold Levinson from Downton Abbey. youtu.be/ax_e3ep1VaI?...

20.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.10.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you would prefer the - er - seaman to come out ahead.

Well, that certainly is logical.

20.10.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, @superjude81.bsky.social and @replicatorunit.bsky.social clearly want me to root for the Toronto ball club, while it's only you and @scougs.bsky.social that clearly favor the sailors. I'm torn on who should win.

20.10.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about a parrot that is pining for the fjords?

20.10.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you want an answer expressed with airborne porcines or one with the underworld experiencing much colder than normal temperatures?

20.10.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Willie, you know I do what you say. And I don't do what you don't say to do. Now, isn't it true that you didn't not say to not eat that cherry pie?

19.10.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...so you are blocked by someone who is 'anti-ALF' - but I am not?

19.10.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WE'RE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE

18.10.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great. So now I'm failing to think about my successes.

It's your fault I can't sleep.

18.10.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// The conferences have gotten so much power that I think this will eventually happen if something doesn't change. When ND no longer has a TV deal, they may very well have to.

18.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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