I hereby claim this second moon, and all mineral deposits contained within, forthwith, and in perpetuity, pro se, ipso facto, and cum laude.
22.10.2025 20:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@theolalfer.bsky.social
Stuck on Earth with the humans. That's OK. I like humans. I like their cats better. Not the real ALF, just parody, all respect to Paul Fusco and Alien Productions. Mastodon: @theolalfer@tenforward.social Author's personal account: @john-pilgrim.bsky.social
I hereby claim this second moon, and all mineral deposits contained within, forthwith, and in perpetuity, pro se, ipso facto, and cum laude.
22.10.2025 20:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey @quark-rp.bsky.social, do you see these accusations being made...?
22.10.2025 20:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey, Willie! Just finishing lunch. Sit down and partake! I believe there's some leftover, um - air - for you.
22.10.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was in a timeline once where all Melmacians were vegetarians. The horror... ๐ฑ
22.10.2025 02:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I says, at least until I see it or hear a Vulcan tell me it can be done.
22.10.2025 02:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ummmm... sure! I have the chair right on the transporter pad! Free beaming! Be happy to send upon payment!
22.10.2025 02:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oho! You would like Romulan "temptations", you say? Well, I'm sure I have something aboard the spaceship... look here! A chair which a Romulan butt touched! A steal at $1.6 million!
22.10.2025 01:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ALF with eggs and ham
Willie and ALF shake hands, before ALF gets up to more shenanigans
Trevor runs into the Ochmonek's bedroom wielding a baseball bat. Raquel ignores him. Jake looks on, aghast at the scene unfolding.
Willie looks sadder than we've ever seen him, next to a comparatively cheerful moose head
In an all-new ALFsplaining, just in time for your morning commute:
๐บ ALF ruins breakfast
๐บ ALF and Willie reach a peace accord
๐บ Trevor goes bonkers with a baseball bat
๐บ The Tanners get a moose
Find out how we're going to explain this at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining, or
spotify.link/Jbv7mAgZBXb
But he only has six arms... ๐ค
Unless you are counting his legs...
But he can't use them the same way...
Now I'm confused.
Not a Dodgers fan but I think I'm rooting for them now.
21.10.2025 04:00 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You're being a pretty poor sport, Reppy.
21.10.2025 03:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0...when did I say that. I recall saying I thought they could beat the Tigers, which they did, but nothing further. You know I am a Cubs fan.
21.10.2025 03:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
21.10.2025 03:38 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I'm probably slightly partial to Season 2 - but yes, she is very pretty, really liked the drawing you posted recently.
21.10.2025 03:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why did I get tagged in this?
21.10.2025 03:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Park's closed. The moose out front should've told ya.
21.10.2025 00:58 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0As soon as you find that power source, I volunteer to disconnect it.
21.10.2025 00:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Be careful not to agitate the seamen too much.
20.10.2025 19:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When I think of Paul Giamatti I think of Harold Levinson from Downton Abbey. youtu.be/ax_e3ep1VaI?...
20.10.2025 15:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0George Wendt Way unveiled at 92nd Place and Bell Street in honor of late 'Cheers' cast member and Beverly, Chicago native | abc7chicago.com share.google/R1tUtELrSPwg...
20.10.2025 04:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So you would prefer the - er - seaman to come out ahead.
Well, that certainly is logical.
Well, @superjude81.bsky.social and @replicatorunit.bsky.social clearly want me to root for the Toronto ball club, while it's only you and @scougs.bsky.social that clearly favor the sailors. I'm torn on who should win.
20.10.2025 03:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0What about a parrot that is pining for the fjords?
20.10.2025 03:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Do you want an answer expressed with airborne porcines or one with the underworld experiencing much colder than normal temperatures?
20.10.2025 01:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Willie, you know I do what you say. And I don't do what you don't say to do. Now, isn't it true that you didn't not say to not eat that cherry pie?
19.10.2025 23:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0...so you are blocked by someone who is 'anti-ALF' - but I am not?
19.10.2025 21:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0WE'RE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE
18.10.2025 21:03 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Great. So now I'm failing to think about my successes.
It's your fault I can't sleep.
// The conferences have gotten so much power that I think this will eventually happen if something doesn't change. When ND no longer has a TV deal, they may very well have to.
18.10.2025 17:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0