Lisa

Hallmark is working on cards now!

Please be sure to stretch and warm up properly before eye rolling. Given everything, you're at risk of spraining something!

Just think of all of those people who studied poly sci, diplomacy and whatever else; all they really needed was ALL CAPS!

I look forward to less embarrassing days.

Advance to Day 3?

Day 1: bombastically sad
Day 2: tells stories about how much they loved him
Day 3: "who?"

Not just you, child services would question whether your spouse was keeping kids safe.

He's been a TX congressman since 2023. His military experience and educational history has taught him some crazy shit.

The babies already have AR-15s, so they're ready to go!

I can HEAR that couch!

If you're lucky it is!

Do you know the longest streak of no shakes?

I think it's the same thing that draws people to conspiracy theories. The secret to all of life's challenges is just one internet rabbit hole away! Solve all your problems with this one trick!

In Paris it's a Court Royale!

She's wife #4. You have to drop a decade for new versions. It's just math.

I want to add a Hamilton gif, but I fear that could invite some fickle finger of fate badness. Just know that Leslie Odom Jr is dancing in my head right now.

My guess is the smell has increased as he's aged, like old cheese.

"Bastard Dip" is when you have unprotected sex outside your marriage, right?

It would be a more manageable list if you focused on what he does know.

Is this like the "no" about Project 2025?

The innocentest!

His 4th wife is younger than his son, he's abused his face with plastic surgery and he's performing Christianity, so it makes sense.

She really is a bright light! 🤩

I did! Kindness on a stick!

Hooray for popsicles!

We'll keep an eye out!

I'll be at the protest today with that aunt!

That's been a well loved shirt.

My grandma taught at Walker!