Podfic title card. A white silhoutte of a magpie carrying a ring on a chain in its beak on a black background. Text reads Magpie by yellowmustard
I rerecorded Magpie by @mustardwrites.bsky.social because I just wanted to say these words aloud again. Swan 2.0 will be coming soon.
Ed keeps buried treasure after all. Stede finds his secret stash. Post S2 oneshot with Big Ed feelings as he slowly comes to grips with the fact that he's VERY loved
Rhys Darby with a scruffy beard, round glasses and a tan trapper hat in front of a bush. Text in top left corner reads βHUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE 10 YEARS BACK IN CINEMAS EASTER 2026β.
Taika Waititi with a cap, earbuds, a scruffy beard and brown round glasses. Text in top left corner reads ββHUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE 10 YEARS BACK IN CINEMAS EASTER 2026β. Text in front of him reads βRelive the adventure all over again.β
Close enough, welcome back Gentlebeard. π
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You're the voice I want in my head ourflagimplodes Summary: When Stede first got invited to a party for 'work', not once had he thought he'd be meeting his crush - the legendary voice actor Edward Teach - there, let alone falling directly into the man's arms. Even less so meeting up with him in the toilets and going home with him after...
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Lucius Spriggs Additional Tags: Smut, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Male Character, Semi-Public Sex, Blow Jobs, Overthinking, Stede Bonnet Has Self-Esteem Issues, Voice Kink, Stede Bonnet has A Voice Kink, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has a Big Dick, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Actor Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sort Of, Voice Actor Ed, Sillyness, Attempt at Humor, Like some of this is so dumb but I had so much fun with it, Dom/sub Undertones, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Language: English
Happy 4 years of OFMD!
What better way to celebrate than with some new smut π
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YOU'VE EARNED IT!!!! π
(free high-res digital download here: ko-fi.com/s/e5b1b60187)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
if you've had pirate brainrot for 4 human years you're legally allowed to claim an honorary degree in Our Flag Means Death btw
03.03.2026 16:47 β π 236 π 75 π¬ 15 π 12
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers with cuts and bruises all over his face, eyes closed as he looks up at the sky with an exasperated expression
day 603 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
03.03.2026 19:46 β π 86 π 25 π¬ 0 π 0rhys and taika appearing back to back in the same video??? welcome back gentlebeard!!!
03.03.2026 18:53 β π 96 π 19 π¬ 3 π 2
A screenshot of an Ao3 fic titled "as life gets longer, awful feels softer" By tragicallynerdy Summary: Ed has TMJ. It complicates things. Sex, alright, sex, it complicates sex, because Ed likes oral sex, he likes it a whole fucking lot, so sue him. But it's fine, whatever, he can just take a break from giving blowjobs and eating people out, he can baby his jaw and he won't be in any pain. Well, he won't be in more pain than his usual chronic pain. Excellent plan, 10/10 no notes. Until he meets Stede. And then he's in love, and horny about it, and he wants to give Stede blowjobs like all the fucking time. Well. Shit.
A screenshot of tumblr tags for this fic. They include: OFMD, Ed Teach/Stede Bonnet. Additional tags: smut, disability, character study, TMJ, trans Edward Teach, trans male Ed Teach, trans Stede Bonnet, t4t Ed/Stede, oral sex, vaginal sex, grinding, thigh riding, strap ons, gender affirming sex, gender euphoria, chronic pain, established relationships, but newer established relationships, minor meetcute inclusion, mild hurt/comfort, sucking the strap, Ed Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet, POV Ed Teach, Ed Teach has ADHD, author plays fast and loose with terms for peopleβs junk, breaking the fourth wall, Ed Teach's knee injury, disabled Ed Teach The fic is 19,151 words long.
pspsps hey #Gentlebeard ies, come get your t4t TMJ Ed/Stede smutty disability-focused character study!! because Ed deserves to eat Stede out forever amen
i'm not a GB author, this is my first purely Ed/Stede smut fic, so please enjoy this rare treat
#OFMDfic
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Happy birthday!
03.03.2026 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I take a daily magnesium supplement and a daily iron supplement, and they've helped a LOT.
03.03.2026 15:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Same. #OFMD
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Happy 4th Birthday Our Flag Means Death! π₯³π
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youtu.be/prQDst-tAJ8?...
An excellent present to celebrate the birthday of #OurFlagMeansDeath would be an announcement of a third season.
03.03.2026 14:31 β π 27 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday!!!
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OFMD season one poster of all members of the crew on it except Frenchie and Jim. Ed is there too looking at the camera from behind
HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY SHOW! π΄ββ οΈπ³οΈβπ
#OurFlagMeansDeath
A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 121: Tits-out McGhee Summary: Whichever dipshit decided a meeting first thing in the morning was a good idea needed to be shot. Probably Izzy. Fucker probably did marching drills from 5am. Archie shredded another packet of sugar, tipping it into her coffee β black like my belt β and snatched Ivanβs pen to stir it. Made the grumpy fucker swear, but heβd learned not to try and snatch things back after the biting incident. She sucked the coffee off the pen and offered it back to him and got a grumbled βoh fuck offβ from him for her effort. After sheβd cleaned it and everything!
Had a busy few days and finally got to this chapter :)
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#OFMD #OFMDfic
Nathan Foad has been announced as a writer for SNL UK! ππ
π deadline.com/2026/03/snl-...
I'm working on it.
02.03.2026 18:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
And so the fun begins.. #bbcghosts
02.03.2026 08:07 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Lego Ed and Stede hanging out on a white pine branch
As promised, hereβs March in the #LegoEdandStede calendar!
βIsnβt this lovely, darling? ππͺπ―πΆπ΄ π΄π΅π³π°π£πΆπ΄. White pine. Five needles in each fascicle.β
βPretty cool, yeah. Always like to get up close and personal with the insane foliage, donβt ya?β
*smiles*
βGuilty as charged.β
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 5 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a rice sack onesie and cat bell collar, looking out in the distance with a confused expression
day 601 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
01.03.2026 19:42 β π 73 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday!
01.03.2026 14:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Digital sketch of Ed teach, profile headshot in smudged kraken makeup, smoking his pipe with a bored/sad expression
Ed <3 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
28.02.2026 23:04 β π 161 π 57 π¬ 4 π 0Gorgeous!
28.02.2026 22:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fabulous!
28.02.2026 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
while weβre on the topicβ¦ gentlebeard moomins
28.02.2026 21:51 β π 156 π 61 π¬ 13 π 0
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers and pearls, standing on the porch of the new inn and looking at Stede out of frame with a fond smile
πday 600π of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
28.02.2026 19:38 β π 122 π 35 π¬ 2 π 0
