normies: more Olympic hockey overtime!!!! so exciting

hockey fans: once again we are subjected to The Great Travesty

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

One of the best to ever do it

LOVE THOSE MEATY TUBE'S , DA SKELTON IS IN PAIN BUT THERE SMILEN "THE HOT DOG PROMISE" AND DA TEXT SAY'S I LOVE GASLIGHTING MYSELF, COULD STOP EATING HOT DOGS ANY TIME, ILL START TOMORROW, STOMACK COULD HURT ANY REASON, HOT DOGS HELP ME RELAX, GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO CHANGE, PROBLMY NOT REMEMBERING RIGHT, GOTTA RELAX, LAST PACK OF HOT DOGS IM GONNA BUY, HOT DOGS ARENT THAT BAD FOR YOU " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

i do not think therefore i do not am

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.

"they don't know" meme template: the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side" two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Have the Brooklyn dodgers killed

So close. Centimetres.

FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE

Reminds me of one of my favorite posts

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

Alex spots a baseball player and in disbelief, she clasps her hands to the sides of her face and says "WOW! Trey Yesavage! You're my hero!" Trey Yesavage points to himself with this thumb and nonchalantly states "I was born after 9/11. Alex's face rapidly ages, melting into a heap of loose skin and wrinkles. John Schneider grabs Yesaage by the shoulder and says "Kid, you gotta stop introducing yourself to people that way."

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

geordi laforge says stop: address capricious moderation driving away this website's most active users [FREE LINK logo] geordi laforge says go: release notes for today's release What's New > Version 1.109 - New app icon - Refreshed color scheme

bluesky devs high fiving each other right now

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

[After losing a rap battle]
"How did he get a hold of my credit score?"

i think it's nice that they're letting every blue jay score a run

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

"theeeeeee yankees lose"

me: is a "code red" when I spill mountain dew on my keyboard?

general: no it means the missiles have launched

me: then we have two problems

That Fucker That fucker, aged who the fuck cares, finally kicked the bucket Monday, that prick. After living a no-good waste of a life, family and friends are invited to say good riddance, you sorry piece of shit.

I was so determined not to be one of those Everything Was Better When I Was Young people but then the world just objectively went to shit