Nemesis Warlock, Queer Internet Space Wizard

I can just see the light novel now:
“My new roommate is the Lazy herald of the apocalypse!”

As long as you’re inflated to a solid amount, big and round is a dogwhistle these days, apparently;)

Fresh from the mountains
Of Ishgard to your door!

Wait, it’s for a DRAGON?!

-Unintelligible screaming-

Animalities involve the wining Kombatant turning into an animal and brutally savaging their opponents to death :)

No. We do not want Rayachik anywhere near us. Humiliation and indignity is all she deserves because that is all that she has ever given to others.

I'm crying

I don't think enough people realize that for many folks on disability they cannot risk having over a VERY low cap of money/property or they will lose their benefits nearly immediately

It often prevents folks from marrying as well it's ludicrous

DOG BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF SNARL RUFF RUFF RUFF BITE ARF ARF GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

CHALLENGE EM TO MORTAL KOMBAT

Knife
Gun

KNIFEGUN

[sleighbells.mp3]

Fuck this guy and fuck LinkedIn.

“When you die, it doesnt matter how many people come to your funeral, people will eventually forget about you and everything you have done will become dust, memento mori motherfucker”

Okay I am never using linkedin again.

I am at the fucking FUNERAL of a good man who had a real impact on the first nations community of Fremantle, and linkedIn’s algorithm decides to send me a some fucked up message by some business guy that’s basically (cont)

lrt Branson would never take advantage of Thom when he's drunk but obviously it's very fun to think about someone else doing that #problematic

If they weren’t currently busy and in another universe, Xerian would probably be able to contact a certain someone to help fix him!

Fiiiiiine I’ll take the shirt off myself.

Copper hammerhead shark and Sky shark got groceries and are finally back home. Sky wants lie down but Copper asks if he wants to change first. Sky said he's too tired to take off his clothes so Copper said he has a solution. 2k likes, 100 reposts and 20 comments for part 2 😍🥰

Too tired to undress

“WHY WOULD ANYONE LOOK INSIDE AN ALIEN EGG??” this is why:

some lizalfos

The fact that Valve are setting a specific time aside for a major announcement (which is likely to be Decard/Steam Frame rather than HLX) is not up for debate.

Sonar, after getting fired from the team.
#Dispatch #Sonar

sonar

my hero
#furryart

Cyclically Refreshing?

comm for @andrykvm.bsky.social !!! (account is 🔞)

burb

Lol, just enjoy yourself, you deserve it!