Meditation Funnies

Looked him up so I could spell his name right and was astonished to find he's still alive at 98! Probably wearing a flashy suit right now. Fucking legend.

The Doc Severinsen version of Birdhouse In Your Soul is one of my favorite things.

Or any of its ingredients

DONT TAKE REPATHA IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO REPATHA

A grey and black striped cat with a fluffy mane is shown sleeping on a bed covered in purple sheets.

#helpsky #mutualaid

I have been trying to raise money to pay for my medications for over a week. I have raised $50/$200. I’m going to run out of my medication.

Please repost.

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Please help. I am recovering from broken ribs from a fall. Please help.

Urban Dictionary is not enuf. I need urban etymology.

I sets em up you knocks em down

I'm gonna be doing the hokey pokey until you hard boot me.

“Do the hokey pokey” is part of the instructions for doing the hokey pokey; therefore the hokey pokey is an infinite loop.

What rappers have tricked us into thinking they're good because they can do different voices and are aggressive?

Text conversation. …to protect our Democracy. Her leadership in Congress in (sic) invaluable. Can we count on you to caucus for her on Tuesday, March 3? Reply stop to opt-out. My response: Nope! I always vote against Diana DeGette in the primary and for her in the general, and I never go to a caucus unless I absolutely have to. Her response: Thank you for your time.

Community college, bad grammar, McMansions, clothes with labels

It was like an old friend I would see once a year.

My neighborhood's Catholic church has updated the charmingly naive hand-painted fish fry sign they used for years, and I never even got a pic.

Born in a vat and dyed in a vat ba-dum bum

23 & Me: 90% vat

You weren't raised right? Try being grown in a vat.

“I was grown in a vat” is my new catchphrase. Anytime I trip over someone's feet, “Sorry. Grown in a vat.”

“We're born alone and we die alone.” How the fuck were you born alone? It's literally the one thing you can't do by yourself.

Damn

When I was in 6th grade I was very smart and highly literate for a 6th grader, and I'm still very smart and highly literate for a 6th grader.

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

Follow @sbworkersunited.org, and if you have the Starbucks app on your phone, delete it to support union baristas, and tell 5 friends!

bit.ly/DeleteTheApp

Maybe it wasn't so much things as people 😬

Hm, well, er, um

Just thinking about how my family eschewed things that were upper middle class coded and lower middle class coded.

Sweden created a free music program because kids needed something to do after school, and that gave us Abba and Max Martin and all the rest (for better or worse)

A tales from the crypt style story about a haunted hairpiece called Hell Toupee

May I heartily recommend Somebody Somewhere and The Rehearsal season 2

Yo you got HBO?