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Software engineer | Lover of all things tech. Manchester United Fan | Anime Lover | Naija Boy ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ | Pisces โ™“

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I don't like people that always have something to complain or argue about.

02.03.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: I have 8 unfinished projects.

Also me: Starting a new project.

ALSO ME: Already thinking about my next project.

02.03.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wore a quarter-zip to work and my goatee got caught in the zipper ๐Ÿซ 

02.03.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how Lagertha rebuilt herself after Ragnar.

01.03.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Glory Glory Manchester United

01.03.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank goodness my moots don't read the news

01.03.2026 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his hand on his knee . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his hand on his knee .

Those heels that come with them strings that the ladies have to wrap around their thicc leg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

28.02.2026 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Anthropic makes it clear that yes, the Trump & Hegseth tantrum is because theyโ€™re mad they wouldnโ€™t do mass surveillance of Americans or fully autonomous killer robots.

www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

28.02.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1158    ๐Ÿ” 470    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Anthropic said "NO" then OpenAI said "Yo how much?" smh

28.02.2026 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh well ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

28.02.2026 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About to go walk 10km

28.02.2026 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

After work today, I took a moment to shut down my PC for the first time in almost three months ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

27.02.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bet

27.02.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happiness wan wound me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

27.02.2026 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Red Red Wine

My mood on this fine Friday

open.spotify.com/track/4POgt5...

27.02.2026 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here we go again... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

27.02.2026 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it wouldn't find you, you'd have to find it. Mohammed and the mountain type shi ๐Ÿ˜‚

26.02.2026 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the first time in a long time, I feel genuinely at peace. My life feels so calm and quiet. I donโ€™t worry over spilled milk, lost love, or things I have no control over. These days, I just love myself more.

25.02.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today was such a Monday ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

23.02.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that flexible for you? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

23.02.2026 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dfkmmm please ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

23.02.2026 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stan culture is just stupid.

22.02.2026 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can tell yo daddy was a bitch because you grew into whatever this is

22.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I need Cleveland to take this lead and hold it

22.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This just made the last post more hilarious๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

22.02.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .

So yโ€™all donโ€™t put a little toothpaste on the bristles of your toothbrush to wash it before you actually put the proper amount of toothpaste for brushing?

Damn, Iโ€™m not beating the weird allegations.

22.02.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We thank goodness. That was a warning shot. Donโ€™t ever remove that case againnnnnn

22.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noo ๐Ÿ˜ญ I hope the damage isnโ€™t too bad? Even if it's just a little crack, that shit hurts frfr

22.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You've graduated with flying colours ๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ

22.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have y'all seen videos of that baby monkey named "Punch"?

22.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0