lord of the slimes

i wire wrapped an oval shaped opalite, it’s held with prongs and the ends of the wires are sticking out because i can’t cut them off

i’m learning, stainless steel is a bitch also didn’t think about how i don’t have wire cutters

hey want an instant dissociation trigger

democrats and republicans want the same things exhibit eleventy billion

finished my physical activity for the day so it’s time to lay down and not move for 20 hours

no, he must be doing a good job

Don’t worry everything is fine we’re just getting a blood moon, why are you so worried babe, the moon is crying blood tears you’re making it sad

Looking forward to next year’s CNN New Year’s Eve show, set in Cincinnati and hosted by Kid Rock and Dean Cain.

a rat snake on the third floor, going halfway back into his hole in the wall

i almost stepped on a rat snake why is this dude living on the freaking 3rd floor

This is a great reminder for my own ass to go early vote tomorrow, if you haven't yet voted in Texas, join me in GETTING TF ON IT

if you’re in austin, depending on where, travis county has two trans candidates on the ballot- Jessica Cohen (dem party chair) and Reese Armstrong (dem socialist for county commissioner, precinct 2) 👀

First protein cigarette will go hard

a post on my timeline showing a photo of a guy doing edward 40 hands directly above the original post. one can’t throw a spear at a drone with 40’s taped to their hands :(

I thought this was a quote post at first lol

I assume Gavin Newsom's greatest fear is one of his son's friends telling him he's a chopped unc

soccer guy - wall

bad drawing of essentially a white disk

working a spaghetti that is very wide instead of long

i keep thinking about the woman on love is blind leaving her entire untouched in and out meal in the pod. did she go back for it? is it still there? can i have some

squid, a black cat, looking out of a cardboard box. she is v pretty

delivered fresh to your door

CHARLIEEKIRK SHOW LIVE Charlie Kirk ASTRY DEA

Hmm.. I don’t think so

STATE of the UNION? I’d rather have a STEAK with some ONION. or anything else!

sorry I didn't reply to your text, I forgot I was a person

The sidewalk is shoveled until the end of the street where it is blocked by a 4-foot tall snow bank

Good luck to ya!

He's so beautiful but 16 inches is too much for me. We all have our limits 🥲

It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

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You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

i choose to believe hot cube is your therapist

FUCK!!!

Developing news update from Rob Copeland, timestamped 7 minutes ago, that reads, “Jamie Dimon, the chief executive of JPMorgan Chase, has been an outspoken proponent of in-office work, and that apparently applies to a blizzard, too. The nation’s largest bank is sticking with plans to host an in-person event for investors at its midtown Manhattan headquarters this afternoon, a spokesman said. Dimon is slated to be there in person.”

If the past several years haven’t made clear that management’s insistence on in-person work was about exerting control at the expense of worker safety…

this billionaire making people come in during a blizzard should clear up lingering questions.

people need to go on instagram, where they have good advice like pro tips for cleaning your toilet with motor oil and an egg beater