lord of the slimes

A tweet of a breakfast that says "Buttermilk pancakes with blueberry lavender compote topped with whipped maple butter and local heather honey" and a picture of these ingredients. A quote retweet that says "Going to Denny’s and ordering the Annihilation breakfast", because the picture looks like the scene where there's a person spread on the wall full of colorful fungi.

please I'm dying lmaoooo

car in a pool. people are having a conversation near by

bruh

we ARE cooked but it is ESSENTIAL to keep IMAGINING a better world !!!! it’s not doomer to say it’s cooked, it’s fucking cooked. It’s cooked as hell. but that doesn’t mean it’s cooked forever— that is a very stupid, narcissistic, & shortsighted view of humanity that i despise

*rolling out a map in front of my generals under a flickering lantern* if we take the meats, arby’s has nothing.

watergate just seems so tame now. oooOOooOO there were some guys in a hotel???? grow up

Oldest son's dogs look at me like, you smell bad, and I'm like maybe smell less.

going back to bed 😎

Gunman in Deadly C.D.C. Shooting Fixated on Covid Vaccine, Officials Say

as HHS secretary, RFK JR. has a duty to protect his department’s employees.

he is failing to do that every time he spreads more misinformation & lies about vaccines and our nation’s public health workers.

does anybody in another country want to hire a trans scientist lol

Trump executive order gives politicians control over all federal grants, alarming researchers An executive order signed by President Donald Trump aims to give political appointees power over the billions of dollars of grants that are awarded by federal agencies.

trump put out a new EO on Thursday. we’re cooked lol apnews.com/article/trum...

a simple drawing of a triangle with a little circle cut out of the right side, sorta looks like it's singing

here's a triangle singing a Donizetti aria
wow!

squid laying on a wood coffee table , she’s looking up into the void with super wide eyes. her head is very round and due to the angle of the photo, her face is mostly snout

squimb

i think, as a hunter, Orion should be wearing more than a belt

a red-eyed fly sipping nectar from an orange jewel weed flower. the flower is variations orange and cone shaped (sort of looks like a windsock), the background is all green leaves/weeds

hell yeah, get that bread

It’s neat that he’s nesting like the Alien Queen.

Robert deniro from meet the fockers but with ahegao face

Greg-kun.... I have nipples.... will you milk me???

Starting Thursday, ChatGPT users will also be able to choose a custom color for chats, pick

WOW!!!!!!!! WOWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then why would they even need to say they’re taking away retirement pay if they wouldnt have given it in the first place? gtfoh.

Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns

it’s funny that some people think AI will bring a utopia with universal income as if any freak in charge is going to let a dollar go to anyone who isn’t laboring for the machine like Metropolis

not a cell phone in sight

A screenshot reading "ETA in 27,294,672 years"

Fine

the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too

i love it when dracula spells his name backwards as a disguise. almost as good as Dr. Acula

Federal judge rules prison heat conditions are unconstitutional, but doesn’t require air conditioning About two-thirds of Texas prisons are not fully air conditioned, and dozens of inmates have died in the sweltering heat.

It is very interesting to hear lots of pleas for the plight of prisoners, from some prison advocates and lawmakers, when lawmakers have done very little to address the dangers Texas prisoners face: www.texastribune.org/2025/03/26/t...

a photo i took from under my table, ham’s arm is dangling over the edge

ham hidden behind some pink curtains with only his tail curled out into view

where is ham

pen shell on the beach

a photo of someone holding 3 large pen shells

this is so cool, it reminds me of these shells

oh no

pretty sure the paper wasp nest on my porch is big enough to be a building code violation but i’m not a snitch