Roads may be slick, please use caution or at least do a neat trick.

If you insist that everyone except YOU can't drive you might need a few moments of reflection and someone to say something really smart about a common denominator, whatever that is.

If you hit a turkey while driving you can keep it. That actually isn't a Thankgiving thing, but figured it would be of interest today.

Just because a food truck is involved in an MVA doesn't mean you should still ask if you can get food. It's rude, we think anyways.

Everyone deserves a day of rest. Please reschedule any accidents or breakdowns for 9AM Monday.

Thank you - GCTA Team

We know it probably won't appreciably snow for another couple months, but its important to prepare and get your plow on your truck today so people know how cool you are.

Orange traffic cones arranged in a line DO NOT designate an autoslalom. We use the big yellow ones for that.

NOTICE : Parts of the 84 pass through T-Town will be closed through 11/23. We will be drag racing the buses because the drivers are arguing over which one goes faster. Bets will be accepted at town hall, see Marcy at the counter for more information.

We think the community needs RGB traffic lights. You basically gotta pay extra to NOT get it, so why not?

It's a known issue that sometimes you may need to swipe your GCTA card multiple times during peak ridership. We sometimes pick a random rider to make look like an idiot and watch on video.

Great news. We have made the already comically small stop sign that flaggers use even smaller. This will save the city over 300 dollars a year!