Jay

Usually when someone accidentally sends you a revealing photo it is absolutely on purpose, but I’m not sure this time.

Just here to see who else learned Dick Cheney was still alive by learning he died.

Thanks for the lifting tips! I’m going to take a picture of him with his arm around Kyle Rittenhouse to the gym and get RIPPED.

If you think your job is hard, just remember, people are out there trying to sell the Google Pixel 10 phone right now.

I’ll have to take your word for it. No self respecting gay man would look at your face in this photo. I hope you have fun in Spain!

Fat Cock Friday was never going to work because we all have to work. But DM me about this.

I’ll say it.. if you include all blowjobs given on Earth, you’re probably looking at about 9% good blowjobs.

“I don’t have a problem with gay people,” is something you really only have to say right after you got caught having a problem with gay people.

We don’t have a lot of Cracker Barrel’s out here but they are around, and you can feel how sticky the floor is just driving by.

Need to figure out the polite way to say, “Sure, a second lunch date on Friday would be great, but why don’t we both get naked and you choke me as you do terrible things to me with what I’m sure is an enormous cock.”

I know you shouldn’t post mates weekday lunch because it saves money but folks I’ve got blueberries and Mac and cheese in this house. I’m making an exception.

Is the blowjob part of the foreplay or part of the sex? And why isn’t there more information on this available online?

I feel like with the switch from Twitter to Blue Sky, we brought too many people that were trying desperately to be influencers, and not enough actual regular gay men.

Im thinking about this new policy where if i have a crush on a guy, I just tell them. No weird flirting or denial, just tell them what I think. Photo for attention and to see if you will tell me you have a crush.

I hate guys who know they are hung and act like it. Don’t base your whole personality on a couple extra inches.

I’m not an economist but I feel we could see a dip in the markets tomorrow on news that IT’S OVER! IT’S ALL FUCKING OVER!!

Imagine you and your friends from the midwestern Lutheran church you attend have pooled your money to buy a Taco Bell franchise but were rejected by Yum! Well, Taco John’s is where you turn.

I vote daily, sometimes twice.

You may get lost, and not in the good way.

#fcf but only for democrats

Mostly just f-slurrin’ really.

What if the sex is bad but the playlist is solid?

For real. It’s like, first of all, chill. Second of all, I’m going to need to google some of the filthy terms you just said to me.

Feeling very h-word today…

Hateful towards republicans.

But also, now as I think of it, I could go for some dick too.

I love it when a guy with his life put together shows interest in me. I don’t know if you guys know this, but I have sex with a lot of dumpster fires.

Just checked into a hotel six blocks from a huge truck stop. Grindr is going to be such a spectator sport tonight.

DEEPLY unpopular opinion:

Americans, November 2024: Let’s fuck the democrats so hard they have no power to change anything.

Americans, March 2025: Why aren’t the democrats saving us??

Dear Trumpers,

If the economy is “only getting stronger” than go buy a house right now. Today’s price, today’s interest rates. I dare you.

Don’t worry kids, it is called “Trickle Down Economics” and it has been the centerpiece of their strategy through about seven recessions now. They know what they are doing!

The unattractiveness of Trump supporters should be studied. If the hottest man in the world took me on a perfect date BUT he voted for Trump, I could not get hard for him, and I’d throw up when he put it in his mouth soft.