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i'm gabe (they/them). i draw elves and titties and elf tittes. you can also find me other places: ⭒ https://serenityfails-art.tumblr.com/ ⭒ https://archiveofourown.org/users/serenityfails ⭒ https://serenityfails.neocities.org/

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thinking about the dentist i saw in my old town who had a row of stuffed animals in direct view of the exam chair but all of them had dentures shoved in their mouths so it was cartoon animal toys but with real human teeth. for the kids

01.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

so it's going great

01.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Come make some weird horny porn for the love of the game.

01.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

happy birthday to my thing

28.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 4360    🔁 1690    💬 7    📌 2
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Fuck censorship. Fuck AI. Fuck age verification. Fuck marketability. Fuck respectability. Signups are now open for our unmentionable April issue, [REDACTED], at www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/prosp... .

28.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 35    🔁 30    💬 0    📌 2
Fandom Trumps Hate
Etienne Telling

On Offer: 5K to 10K Orignal Kink-centric Story 

With a picture of a fat gremlin with big ears, teal cat eye glasses, bright pink hair. E is holding a cup of tea and has a flower crown. E has a smug smile with little fangs on their face.

Fandom Trumps Hate Etienne Telling On Offer: 5K to 10K Orignal Kink-centric Story With a picture of a fat gremlin with big ears, teal cat eye glasses, bright pink hair. E is holding a cup of tea and has a flower crown. E has a smug smile with little fangs on their face.

Would YOU like to commission ME to write you a 5-10K original kink story of your dreams? Well you can donate to charity and make that happen: fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/343144.html

28.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 9    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 1
Pocket Monsters 1997 Ending HD 1080p
YouTube video by imangos Pocket Monsters 1997 Ending HD 1080p

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Px...

28.02.2026 09:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Digital fanart of Saga and Alan from Alan Wake 2. Against a dark background, Saga is in the middle in shades of red looking at the camera; Alan is fractured around her in shades of green.

Digital fanart of Saga and Alan from Alan Wake 2. Against a dark background, Saga is in the middle in shades of red looking at the camera; Alan is fractured around her in shades of green.

Digital illustration of Aveline from Dragon Age 2. Dressed in armor against a background of flowers and trees, she's holding a bundle of white yarrow. A blue fetid hand is holding her by the shoulder. A lively hand is reaching back to her from ahead.

Digital illustration of Aveline from Dragon Age 2. Dressed in armor against a background of flowers and trees, she's holding a bundle of white yarrow. A blue fetid hand is holding her by the shoulder. A lively hand is reaching back to her from ahead.

A digital illustration of Henry and Pious from Kingdom Come Deliverance. Dressed in monks robes, they're leaning over a desk and scribbling in a manuscript. The drawing is bordered by a complex medieval style garden of leaves and fruit, and includes the other novice monks reading, skulking, or sneaking away with a jug of wine among the leaves.

A digital illustration of Henry and Pious from Kingdom Come Deliverance. Dressed in monks robes, they're leaning over a desk and scribbling in a manuscript. The drawing is bordered by a complex medieval style garden of leaves and fruit, and includes the other novice monks reading, skulking, or sneaking away with a jug of wine among the leaves.

I'm offering a fandom illustration piece for the Fandom Trumps Hates charity auction this year! ✨ Even if my fandoms aren't yours, HIGHLY rec poking around the listings. Great stuff for greater causes.
#KingdomComeDeliverance #kcd #DragonAge #AlanWake

fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/227089.html

28.02.2026 06:20 — 👍 18    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

can't sleep. also have hyakugojuuichi in my head

28.02.2026 07:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Donate $35 or more to a good cause and get one of these cool portraits! Taking these through the weekend!!

28.02.2026 05:55 — 👍 29    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 0

the idea itself that a marked majority of jewish people worldwide are big israel fans seems like propaganda in itself

28.02.2026 05:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you know how suckerfish clean fish tanks? i want something like that for my pores. a little freak i can have a symbiotic relationship with that keeps my pores clear

28.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Gato cinza rajado correndo loucamente na calçada acabou ficando pardo no ar com as quatro patinhas juntas no centro do corpinho e olhando focado pra frente

Gato cinza rajado correndo loucamente na calçada acabou ficando pardo no ar com as quatro patinhas juntas no centro do corpinho e olhando focado pra frente

Voando

26.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 519    🔁 71    💬 6    📌 13

every time i look at this i'm like jesus christ

27.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the don & joan relationship is good shit

27.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

27.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 12612    🔁 4745    💬 34    📌 34

i spent so much time very meticulously copying the drawings in the tenchi muyo manga i could instantly summon one of those big glossy anime eyes blindfolded

27.02.2026 06:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this image shows up in a prologue slideshow in a cyberpunk dystopia game

27.02.2026 06:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bus-throwing aside newsom just looks transparently evil. dude looks like a late-series supernatural villain

27.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

nothing cools off a hot girl like an arboretum

27.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if every trans ally in Kansas parked their car in the middle of a busy street and walked away?

Now nobody can drive, assholes

27.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 63    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0
naked half elf woman (Vex) reclining

naked half elf woman (Vex) reclining

thinkin about Vex #criticalrolefanart

27.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

spagheeeoutti

27.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me spilling grape jelly on myself: NOOOOO RAGU ON MY NIECE AND NEPHEW

27.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that new sherlock flick..... i can't tell those two dudes apart you can't do this to me

27.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This guy housed me while i was recovering from bottom surgery. Help him out

25.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 106    🔁 171    💬 1    📌 0

my mom let me go visit my former stepdad after they split up because she made bad choices and he taught me how to Use The Internet and how to right click save as and i went home with an entire CD full of sailor moon jpegs and a crack of paintshop pro that i used to make collages.

26.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh and i was like eleven lmao

26.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sailor moon on an independent website bc everybody had their own fic archives back then. shoutout to Sailor Mac i read all your shit when i was too young to be reading it

26.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

eeuughh trees keep it in your pants

26.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0