Josh Holman

I had a bloody nose during a test once and turned in a bloodied sheet of paper. Teacher then made a big deal about it when she passed out the results about how tough I was and my 16-year old self wanted to die in a corner.

Why is she almost the only one any good at this? Why do the rest of them make it so dang hard on themselves?

i can't believe the government shutdown is going to end before the disney-youtube tv standoff smh

That was a great story, lol. Loved it.

If you are the personality that craves resolution, this is your favorite Star Wars. (It’s mine.)

This Fubo free trial is extremely dangerous for me because I am famous for being too lazy to cancel things.

My son lost his mind at 67. Not sure which generation we should judge more here.

YouTube is getting one more day from me to work out their BS with Disney. College basketball season will be the breaking point for me.

The Wicked Witch of the West will have nothing on this sweet boy, this legendary Midwestern villain.

I'm so glad I still get to root for McCarthy. Some of you Michigan/Lions fans must be having some of the weirdest feelings right now.

JJ McCarthy has a chance to become the greatest midwestern villain since the Gales of November.

Shirtless bros inspire 9-year olds. There’s no way around it.

Finally. Some peace and calm on the weekend to give me a moment to reflect and decide whether I hate Google or Disney more.

We have now achieved the peak of 6-7. It will now slowly recede back to the cultural graveyard alongside the great Cornholio and Wassssssuuuuuuupppp.

Why did I not have a 9-hour commute today so I could listen to the Jimmy Eat World Bandsplain episode 3 times?

The year is 2013:

- password managers worked
- you could get most TV content from one or two streaming services
- you could paste links into chats and previews would actually unfurl correctly
- google results contained actual search results

Can't believe you made me nostalgic with coding.

Russell Crowe on the sidelines of a Michigan football game

Do we still get Russell Crowe after he had that brief love affair with Lloyd carr?

Good advice from Stavvy. www.vulture.com/article/stav...

Tungsten Arm O'Doyle must be levitating.

I'm a Michigander and we still like Gretchen for the state. She got a state budget passed recently that was quite a lift. But yeah. Her national radar seems wwwaaayyy off. Maybe it's the effect of being a governor in a state Trump won.

Suspects arrested over the theft of crown jewels from Paris' Louvre museum The Paris prosecutor says several suspects have been arrested over the theft of crown jewels from the Louvre museum. Investigators made the arrests on Saturday evening.

BREAKING: A number of suspects have been arrested over the theft of crown jewels from Louvre museum, Paris prosecutor says.

I just finished watching House of Dynamite so I guess I’m gonna be awake for the next 6 hours.

Based on this school trunk or treat that I am at, between KPop Demon Hunters and Ohtani jerseys, the country needs to prepare for the most Asian Halloween in the history of America.

And then the hipsters grew up and had kids and…….here we are.

Then why do 64% of breweries insist on having Guess Who and Life in their various stacks of board games which are on the table next to a pinball machine?

I’m gonna be straight with you guys. I had no idea that thing was supposed to be a Nazi tattoo, and I’ve read a 1,200 page Churchill biography.

bruce springsteen biopic: no, not at all

dave matthews biopic: unironically...yes?

This is an almost violent deep cut.