04.03.2026 03:49 —
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* Kitty not named Roxanne
04.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think the question to your answer might best be asked from within
04.03.2026 03:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The cheap stuff is corn jizz
04.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
You're gonna give a few people a weird boner with that
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When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
03.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 6519 🔁 2886 💬 53 📌 114
The Gary Larson cartoon of all of the general sitting around with one of the generals with his hands behind his head and the caption says on the other hand gentleman what if we made no preparations whatsoever
I guess we'll find out
04.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 140 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0
nah the whole schtick was reverse psychology
she was so done with that dude
(bonus points if FUCK ICE printed on them etc)
04.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🗿♥️
04.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0whaddya think goes IN the backpack
04.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🗿♥️
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molly hatchet flirtin with disaster album cover by frazetta viking with big helmet and axe
Congratulations!
04.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0damn kryptonite!
04.03.2026 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A hidehidehidehidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehidehidehidehi)
Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho)
Scoodiliboo-scoodiliboo-scoodili-bidili-bidiliboo
(Scoodiliboo-scoodiliboo-scoodli-bidili-bidiliboo)
A zootibitididdly bitididdly bitididdly bitidooey
Garlic Toast Pop Tarts
04.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s never how many. It’s who.
04.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 14 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
publish on wednesdays
call it
The Midcast
🗿♥️
04.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not likely to have a useful effect, sadly
04.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0maybe throw in some others for good measure
04.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0![Comic. [Person is sitting at a desk with a laptop, turned toward voice coming from off-panel.] VOICE FROM OFF-PANEL: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Be back later! PERSON’S THOUGHT BUBBLE: Oh no. [caption] Help. It actually happened. I shouldn’t. But how can I not!?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigse57u6yvi5or4mnvpm5jbn3y3kzbxyzypmjmhbu7spcn6fe4wtm@jpeg)
Comic. [Person is sitting at a desk with a laptop, turned toward voice coming from off-panel.] VOICE FROM OFF-PANEL: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Be back later! PERSON’S THOUGHT BUBBLE: Oh no. [caption] Help. It actually happened. I shouldn’t. But how can I not!?
Plums
xkcd.com/3209/
03.03.2026 12:48 —
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a good friend
20.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 523 🔁 89 💬 3 📌 6
i used to keep a bottle of Jack Daniels around with a spray-bottle pump screwed onto the top, for BBQ purposes - this always proved an endless source of entertainment for guests
(and yes, the threads of a standard sprayer fit perfectly)
♥️
03.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👏.....👏.....👏.....
03.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0thats why you gotta wear cool shades
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