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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4828    πŸ” 1360    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 83
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE ON THE STREET WHEN NANCY SEES THE NEW BOY AT SCHOOL WALKING BY

NANCY: HELLO, ERIC

SLUGGO:GET LOST 

ERIC: NANCY- - - HOW CAN YOU ABIDE THAT UNCOUTH VULGARIAN ?- - HE'S SUCH A LUDICROUS MISANTHROPE

P2-
NANCY:I WISH YOU KNEW
BIG WORDS LIKE THAT

SLUGGO: I KNOW PLENTY OF BIG WORDS

P3-SLUGGO HAS HIS ARMS UP IN THE AIR 

SLUGGO:

UPHOLSTERER
MASSACHUSETTS KINDERGARTEN FRANKFURTER DELICATESSEN
LIVERWURST

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE ON THE STREET WHEN NANCY SEES THE NEW BOY AT SCHOOL WALKING BY NANCY: HELLO, ERIC SLUGGO:GET LOST ERIC: NANCY- - - HOW CAN YOU ABIDE THAT UNCOUTH VULGARIAN ?- - HE'S SUCH A LUDICROUS MISANTHROPE P2- NANCY:I WISH YOU KNEW BIG WORDS LIKE THAT SLUGGO: I KNOW PLENTY OF BIG WORDS P3-SLUGGO HAS HIS ARMS UP IN THE AIR SLUGGO: UPHOLSTERER MASSACHUSETTS KINDERGARTEN FRANKFURTER DELICATESSEN LIVERWURST

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 06,1962

07.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 692    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

I like when you are around

08.03.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ—Ώβ™₯️

08.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸŽ‚

08.03.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's just an hour off coupon

08.03.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh
oh oh
ohh

08.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β™₯️

08.03.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so you are really high, huh?

08.03.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the term β€œfun run” is an oxymoron

08.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

C'mon now, this song deserves more verses
Everybody make one up!

08.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah when you grow up with much younger siblings and do a health share of the diapers and laundry and feeding stuff so you actually KNOW what all is involved... well, lemme just say the realism of the whole thing puts a very different spin on

08.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Free punch, probably

08.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So much STUF!

08.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are the Internet
Bluesky Shitpost conglomerate
God bless the butthole skeet
And everyone that's reposting it

08.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Say goodbye to all this
And hello ...to oblivion

-Riff Raff

08.03.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
it ain’t the heat, it’s the stupidity

it ain’t the heat, it’s the stupidity

12.11.2024 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ—Ώβ™₯️

08.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Congress Is Considering Abolishing Your Right to Be Anonymous Online The bipartisan push to remove anonymity from the internet is ushering in an era of unprecedented mass surveillance and censorship.

"Stripping anonymity from the internet would constitute one of the most sweeping rollbacks of civil rights in recent history. It would allow for unprecedented levels of mass surveillance and censorship, endangering the most marginalized members of society."

05.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2105    πŸ” 1262    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 96

The other thing about the AI consciousness conversation is that the lion's share of the people arguing that it can be a thing either struggle to see, or are allied with people who struggle to see a large portion of living, breathing society as human.

So we dismiss it right there.

07.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You want to convince me that AI has consciousness but I have spent my entire life failing to convince you that I have consciousness.

07.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

every single fuckin one
for the rest of their goddamn fuckin lives

08.03.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸŽ‚

08.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i like big butts and sodium pentothal

07.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

should be some fantastic tamales

07.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are the village green
Endoplasmic reticulum

07.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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@alternative-ama.bsky.social
Saw this display in the store today

07.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"Farmer's Cow" brand eggs

"Farmer's Cow" brand eggs

Somebody does not seem to know where EGGS come from

07.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

potato is like garlic
too much is almost enough

07.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Cow tools.

Cow tools.

07.03.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1