"He doesn't even understand drapes," Trump went on to say.
06.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"He doesn't even understand drapes," Trump went on to say.
06.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Hey.
Have a little respect.
That's the Viceroy of Venezuela you're talking to.
Denim.
15.02.2026 11:48 — 👍 1 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
With only one life to live and the children young and restless, we followed a guiding light to our vacation home.
These were the days of our lives.
Did Marco Rubio just say that extraditing Donald Trump to a foreign country for prosecution is in America's national interest?
Bold stance, Marco!
Didn't know you had it in you.
Giraffe!
22.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Giraffe!
22.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In what God forsaken country is this taking place?
22.01.2026 08:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Team Crouton
17.12.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perhaps someday, Fox News will realize that what he's really laughing at is Fox News - for so uncritically airing whatever misinformation he decides to spread.
05.12.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perhaps someday, Fox News will realize that what he's really laughing at is Fox News - for so uncritically airing whatever lies he decides to tell.
05.12.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Warped, frustrated old man.
03.12.2025 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you cite the statute that makes Donald Trump shooting someone on Fifth Avenue illegal?
29.11.2025 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's running for President.
26.11.2025 01:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BIG WHOOP!
26.11.2025 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BESSENT: Let me ask you this, Kristen, what is the total length of your tongue?
24.11.2025 08:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there any way to inject Botox into a door?
15.11.2025 07:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy Birthday
10.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Were there really people who viewed Donald Trump as the peace candidate?
07.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Karen Carpenter sings "Full Grown Woman" while dressed as Wondergirl in NOLA.
01.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you, George Soros!
25.10.2025 07:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not a palace.
Never meant to be a palace.
Should never be a palace.
No kings.
A marku
06.08.2025 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TACO
20.06.2025 10:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not sure.
Hey, that reminds me.
Did Mexico ever pay for a wall?
SAD!
17.06.2025 08:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe Qatar can illegally gift him a ramp.
08.06.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Call never happened.
26.05.2025 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brought to you by the party of states rights.
23.05.2025 00:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MOTION: Henceforth, Republicans will be referred to as Saddam Loyalists.
12.05.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0