Kelley Greene

there are no words to describe the feeling of nostalgic calm that washed over me as i listened to the scrubs theme song for the first time in 15 years

plot twist: he's solar powered

looking forward to the vid of him and the liver king doing push ups in the sauna

everyone keeps saying how bad apple's search is now and i searched "spotify" on my computer and it brought up a ton of unrelated stuff and i was like MY GOD IT'S SO BAD WOW AWFUL TERRIBLE and then i realized i forgot to install it when i wiped my computer 2 wks ago. okay that one's on me i guess

hey i did a unicycle class last year and i didn't even break anything (do not ask about the bruises)

It Follows Internet round-up for the week of January 19, 2026

talkin' bryan johnson, lego shoes, and cows over on the substack this week

Sunglasses-clad Emanuel Macron

if i send you this it means for shurr

Ser Duncan the Tall in a crowd

the guy i always end up standing behind at concerts

It’s so wild!!!

We ended up getting a grippy device thing and it still doesn’t even work all the time!!

am i just old or is every lid 4000 times tighter these days

no clue!!

nicole kidman "i'm free" meme

twitter down this morning

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@kelleygreene.bsky.social is back for another episode of the Boner Tabulator Files to discuss her Roman Empire, form tech exec and man seeking immortality, Bryan Johnson.

Sorry but Rob Rausch was built for this shit #traitors

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if we survive the next 3 years of trump, i WILL NOT SETTLE for a moderate. i want medicare for all. i want trans folks protected. and i want all of these fuckers prosecuted

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

That’s gotta be what it is

Threads has taken down my post that says "nobody can tempt me with turkish delight but i'd get into ted bundy's van for a crunchwrap"

it's going great on threads

i forgot the word "tortilla" and called it a burrito skin

chicago's first-tuesday-at-10-am tornado siren test about had me jumping out of my skin this morning

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The hilarious @kelleygreene.bsky.social will be joining the show this week for another Bryan Johnson: Boner Tabulator update.

A old advert that has the words What the heck is Electronic Mail? With a man looking very scared by a sparkling trail flying around his desk

The first two hours this morning

work laptop freezing up first thing this morning...it's not ready to come back from the holiday either

Myelinated Fibers Internet round-up for the week of December 29, 2025

come for the pop-tarts, stay for the weird billionaires

Come for the Anderson Cooper giggles, stay for the Harry Enten in Bluey pants and chaps #cnnnye

Oooooo interesting

See price in cart? Baby it’s not goin in there if I don’t know how much it is

i'm in the championship game in BOTH my fantasy leagues this year and i still can't quite figure out how that happened