Jane Dough 💸

It’s been a while since an elder ate me up about not ironing my clothes. Happy Black History Month 😂

marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with the words `` deep sigh '' above her . ALT: marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with the words `` deep sigh '' above her .

I wish my dog wasn’t a stinky fur hurricane so she could just sleep in the bed with me

…….Lady Gaga?

What happened to Jidenna?

Still up, still off.

How does Post Malone get those dirty, bare feet in all these doors lmao.

I also didn’t know Chuck Mangione was a real person I thought he was just a character on King of the Hill

If someone put a gun to my head and say “accuse someone of eating babies to steal their youth” Pharrell would be the first name to come to mind

Teyana Taylor’s body looks fucking sculpted omfg #Grammys

Am I missing a trend or something why am I looking at Justin Bieber in his underwear #Grammys

Benito does NOT looking impressed lol #Grammys26

Chile I did not know Olivia Dean was black.

I am so nauseous, good grief.

Shit just been feeling off

a man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air . ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air .

Got bees on my head - but don’t call me a bee head

I love me a low budget tubi movie

Houston has me so traumatized that I’m still scared the power is gonna go out any moment even though there was never a storm 😭

Actually- is it really a nickname if we call her something different every day lmao

My dog has somehow developed the nickname “Chef Dog Dinkle-inkle”

……her name is Lavender

squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his hands folded in front of a hut in the dark . ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his hands folded in front of a hut in the dark .

And my girlfriend is already asleep so I’m just up in the dark alone an afraid 😭

Spent my whole Houston Snow Day drinking and vibing since the day was so anticlimactic but guess who hasn’t charged a device all day? Me. Guess whose power just went out. Also me. 😭

Why do I have to figure out how to watch the game every damn week. Since when is having one streaming service with Live TV not enough bro.

11.22.63 on Netflix is a 10/10 - no notes! I have half a mind to restart it right now and watch it all over again.

2026 has been bullshit after bullshit and it’s been 3 fucking days.

My snake died yesterday & I don’t wanna tell people bc folks already acted funny over the fact that I even had a snake so I know they’ll just piss me off. I never had a pet I actually loved until her & I’m devastated & can’t sleep bc I keep looking at her empty enclosure 😭 Thanks for listening.

Odysseus really spent 15+ years folding for every woman that gave him the time of day only to get back to Ithica and immediately concern himself with whether or not his wife cheated.

I cant wait til the 2026 version of The Oddysey

Last year at work I realized that I actually do know wtf I’m talking about and became confident in letting people know that and it’s been hell for mfs ever since.

Heard something sniffing around under the car so I backed up just in time for an armadillo to run out 😭

I’ve rewound this Huntrix performance 5x now #macysthanksgivingdayparade