Jane Dough 💸

I coach volleyball. My daughter plays volleyball & my son plays football. All of our seasons overlapped this year & we were always at a practice/game. Their seasons end & my daughter made the basketball team and plays club volleyball. My son went back to tae Kwon do and is awaiting soccer. Help 😭

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Am I gonna be a bitch and turn my heat on or can I make it another night

I still get to marry my girlfriend and the rice I made to go with my gumbo don’t turn out too mushy. What a good day 🤗

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My gf and I decided to move in together and I’m so excited that now every little mundane thing that happens I think about how much better it’ll be with her.. Most recently: “Wow I can’t wait til she lives here so she can help me untangle my James Avery bracelet from my hair”

I hold grudges so long that once when I was pregnant I ordered lemon pepper wings from WingStop and they shorted me a wing. I was so pissed I didn’t start eating there again til this year. My baby is about to turn 13 🤣

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I had a dream my girlfriend cheated on me last night and my feelings just won’t connect with the fact that I know it wasn’t real lmao. This been me all day like it really happened.

Being a football mom is mf MISERABLE. I’m so tired of being hot and sweaty. Don’t tell my son I said this.

I'm sick of the "Love and Basketball" caption...

But this is beyond beautiful #WNBA

Alina Baraz has 2 new songs out 🥰

AT with the And 1 right on time and the patented walk over.

Oh yeah Love Island just pissed me off I’m glad this shit ain’t coming on tmrw.

The girls putting down Jeremiah to make Huda feel better is just feeding her mf delusions and ain’t helping this miserable sitúa oat all

Love Island is gonna have to give me a directors cut that has no Huda and Jeremiah I can’t take this shit anymore

Remembered The State vs. Radric Davis exists so catch me selling brickkkssss.

Got my hair braided but my eyebrows ain’t waxed so I look like a stud. Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

My first time watching Love Island and this girl saying she didn’t know ponies were real is about to make me turn this shit off 😒

Y’all want to get in on my Mommy Parlay? We leave for a cruise in 10 days. I gave my self a $50 budget but spent $61 at the grocery store with the hopes that it will cover 3 meals a day for 3 people without leaving extra food to go bad in my fridge while we’re gone. How close y’all think I’ll be?

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I don’t fact check a lot of things linked to politics bc I feel like everything is lies and BS at this point but if that vibrator ban thing turns out to be true I ain’t gonna make it ….

It’s never been empty I just give up fighting with the bottle 🤣

Oh absolutely not find someone else to bother.

ChatGPT is not thrilled that I got bit by a dog and don’t want to go to the doctor lmao

So I was out today and randomly decided to go to the beach. I didn’t have a swimsuit so I ran to Walmart to grab one. Found a cute one & went to the beach and had a great day. Got home and found out I somehow lucked up and got a Megan Thee Stallion swimsuit that hasn’t even been release yet 😂

My baby daddy put me and my daughter in a groupchat and they going back and forth arguing and I want to just leave the chat but I’m too nosy 😭

Update again: There are 3 horses and now they giving pony rides

In case y’all wanna see 😭😭 I’m still laughing. But they made him ride it back on home 😂😂😂😂

It’s senior prank day- they decided to all bring their pets to school. One boy rode his horse up here 😭😭

Getting off work on the Friday of teacher appreciation week and coming outside to a blown out tire when I’m already on my last 2 dollars is an insane battle God.

I woke up this morning and I was looking at my puppy and my puppy was looking at me.

She sleeps in a kennel in the living room and I have no idea how she got out.

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Im the parent who will take my child’s phone away if she gets caught on it at school but I’m also the parent texting her mid day bc I be missing her 😭