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a close up of an embroidered open mouth, pearls as teeth, red beads inside

a close up of an embroidered open mouth, pearls as teeth, red beads inside

a big yelling beady embroidery selfie

a big yelling beady embroidery selfie

this is for the dudes who complain that i don't make myself look pretty enough in my self portraits.

i had so much fun adding fresh-water pearl "teeth" to my larger-than-lifesize embroidery in progress.

if you don't like it, it's not for you! ๐Ÿ˜

14.08.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Honestly for a very long time I have been bugged by the question of what the fuck is a genius and why do we think that "no, even smarter than that!" is qualifying for anything beyond work that they have built experience in.

14.08.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I canโ€™t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! Thereโ€™s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

14.08.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2207    ๐Ÿ” 457    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
My cat Lana getting scritches

My cat Lana getting scritches

An old lady

14.08.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 113    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've ditched so many cozy mysteries because of this. If you're going to write English nuns in the English countryside you can't have them go to the local cafe for Snickerdoodles! We don't even know what those are!

14.08.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was also a truly wild description of making coffee that took me out of the book for a full ten minutes of staring into space wondering if the author was new to earth, but I am not sure if research would have helped.

14.08.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just finished reading a book that I enjoyed but can't recommend to anyone because the characters spoke different English dialects and the author could NOT keep them in voice. (Kiwi kept saying "trunk" of the car while an American called it a "boot," for e.g.) Research really matters!

14.08.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any police officer can tell you that the single most dangerous thing you can do after dark is stand around minding your own business not doing nothing, because that is invariably when the notorious criminal, Sumdood, is most likely to punch, stab, or shoot you for no reason whatsoever.

14.08.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My adulthood is haunted by a European friend once having told me, โ€œI donโ€™t feel like my vacation has really begun until after the first two weeksโ€

13.08.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 256    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A young woman in a checked dress, tiara, and leather apron listens intently as a woman in overalls and holding a hammer stands at an anvil and explains blacksmithing

A young woman in a checked dress, tiara, and leather apron listens intently as a woman in overalls and holding a hammer stands at an anvil and explains blacksmithing

Attentive Pupil

#indianastatefair #photography

Sony a700
16-80mm f/3.5-4.5

14.08.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Uni staff told to 'wash delicates' for stress management as 146 courses suspended The University of Technology Sydney is suspending more than 100 courses as it prepares for a controversial redundancy program to save $100 million.

WTAF!

"do that task you've been dreading, like washing delicates, organising receipts for your taxes, or cleaning a bathroom".

Other suggestions..."bake a dessert" and "brush or floss your teeth every day. Dental work later in life can be painful and expensive!"

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

14.08.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Whatโ€™s craaaazy to me is that a Minnesota state rep was ASSASSINATED and nothing even remotely close to this happened there

14.08.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4041    ๐Ÿ” 1283    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

I have to remind myself of this from time to time. My mom could have left me for an indefinite period (days+) with my little bro when I was 15 and Iโ€™d have been pissed but fine. I would not feel comfortable doing that with my 15 yo but like โ€ฆ Iโ€™m proud of that. He is a BROTHER, not a sib-dad.

14.08.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

HEY SOMETIMES THERE IS UNCOMPLICATED GOOD NEWS

It's rare but it happens!!!

If you think this is a big and great deal (it is) please consider donating directly to the Florida Freedom to Read Project

www.fftrp.org/donate

14.08.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 587    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

For myself, without the question of reasonableness or plausibility, I would want to live until I'm ready to stop seeing new things. I'm deeply frustrated to think that I simply cannot know what will happen in 100, or 1000, or 10000 years.

14.08.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?

Melbourne, Nice, London, NYC, Milan

14.08.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I agree with all that - the "what's it for?" big question is largely a cost/benefit thing but I ran out of characters- like right now some people try to prolong life by eating a minimal number of calories. So what are they getting for that? If it's 20 extra years of being hangry, is that worth it?

14.08.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, it's complicated, right? Lifespan is already too variable dependent on access to power and therefore money or vice versa. So my first desire is a stable 100 worldwide. Then there's how much health/fitness we can extend. And my big question, what's it for? So right now, I'd probably max at 120

14.08.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a dark picture of an orange cat on his back on a rug. heโ€™s ready to be a little freak

a dark picture of an orange cat on his back on a rug. heโ€™s ready to be a little freak

Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak

14.08.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2568    ๐Ÿ” 211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
The Bay Area Reporter front page, 13 August 1998.
The headline โ€˜No obitsโ€™ is written in red above the lead story.

The Bay Area Reporter front page, 13 August 1998. The headline โ€˜No obitsโ€™ is written in red above the lead story.

27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Franciscoโ€™s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran โ€˜No Obitsโ€™ as its headline.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.

13.08.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6371    ๐Ÿ” 1669    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61
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โ€˜Mind-blownโ€™: scientists discover sex reversal in kookaburras and lorikeets with cause unknown Almost all of the โ€˜sex discordantโ€™ birds were genetically female but had male reproductive organs, study finds

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

14.08.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You are correct that it's AI, and if I were to stitch it (I don't cross stitch but if I did...) I would want to correct some of the more egregious asymmetries on the border.

14.08.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A white vintage tile floor with two small red bars over a green center flourish, a green meander border outlined in red and the base of two concrete columns at the entrance of an apartment building.

A white vintage tile floor with two small red bars over a green center flourish, a green meander border outlined in red and the base of two concrete columns at the entrance of an apartment building.

Those two center red bars!

14.08.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Cannot stop laughing at this

14.08.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

in addition! remember I have POSTERS PATCHES AND PINS ALSO AVAILABLE! pick some of those up too! i dont really make enough money to keep restocking the non-sticker items, so get em while they last!

08.08.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Yooo this thread is great! As a nonbinary masc leaning person with Massive Sensory Issues, I've been trying to put together my best style. I do have an amazing sewing pattern for a polo shirt that comes with some wild collars lined up to sew in silk jersey. So many great observations down the thread

14.08.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

because they don't tell you in the head or sub-head: the brand is DermaRite. there are specific products & batch numbers in the article

13.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3110    ๐Ÿ” 2838    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

my local bookstore steps up to help us become better readers

14.08.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Operating systems exist only to run other, separate programs in a convenient way. It needs to do literally nothing else.

14.08.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cat and dog close together looking out the window

Cat and dog close together looking out the window

Cat and dog close together looking out the window

Cat and dog close together looking out the window

Cat and dog close together looking out the window

Cat and dog close together looking out the window

Cat and dog close together looking out the window

Cat and dog close together looking out the window

OMG

13.08.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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