a close up of an embroidered open mouth, pearls as teeth, red beads inside
a big yelling beady embroidery selfie
this is for the dudes who complain that i don't make myself look pretty enough in my self portraits.
i had so much fun adding fresh-water pearl "teeth" to my larger-than-lifesize embroidery in progress.
if you don't like it, it's not for you! ๐
14.08.2025 06:53 โ ๐ 121 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 2
Honestly for a very long time I have been bugged by the question of what the fuck is a genius and why do we think that "no, even smarter than that!" is qualifying for anything beyond work that they have built experience in.
14.08.2025 15:11 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I canโt get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! Thereโs a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
14.08.2025 14:35 โ ๐ 2207 ๐ 457 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 16
My cat Lana getting scritches
An old lady
14.08.2025 14:44 โ ๐ 113 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
I've ditched so many cozy mysteries because of this. If you're going to write English nuns in the English countryside you can't have them go to the local cafe for Snickerdoodles! We don't even know what those are!
14.08.2025 14:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
There was also a truly wild description of making coffee that took me out of the book for a full ten minutes of staring into space wondering if the author was new to earth, but I am not sure if research would have helped.
14.08.2025 12:56 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I just finished reading a book that I enjoyed but can't recommend to anyone because the characters spoke different English dialects and the author could NOT keep them in voice. (Kiwi kept saying "trunk" of the car while an American called it a "boot," for e.g.) Research really matters!
14.08.2025 12:56 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Any police officer can tell you that the single most dangerous thing you can do after dark is stand around minding your own business not doing nothing, because that is invariably when the notorious criminal, Sumdood, is most likely to punch, stab, or shoot you for no reason whatsoever.
14.08.2025 10:35 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My adulthood is haunted by a European friend once having told me, โI donโt feel like my vacation has really begun until after the first two weeksโ
13.08.2025 20:02 โ ๐ 256 ๐ 38 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 1
A young woman in a checked dress, tiara, and leather apron listens intently as a woman in overalls and holding a hammer stands at an anvil and explains blacksmithing
Attentive Pupil
#indianastatefair #photography
Sony a700
16-80mm f/3.5-4.5
14.08.2025 10:51 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Uni staff told to 'wash delicates' for stress management as 146 courses suspended
The University of Technology Sydney is suspending more than 100 courses as it prepares for a controversial redundancy program to save $100 million.
WTAF!
"do that task you've been dreading, like washing delicates, organising receipts for your taxes, or cleaning a bathroom".
Other suggestions..."bake a dessert" and "brush or floss your teeth every day. Dental work later in life can be painful and expensive!"
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
14.08.2025 09:52 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1
Whatโs craaaazy to me is that a Minnesota state rep was ASSASSINATED and nothing even remotely close to this happened there
14.08.2025 01:48 โ ๐ 4041 ๐ 1283 ๐ฌ 53 ๐ 17
I have to remind myself of this from time to time. My mom could have left me for an indefinite period (days+) with my little bro when I was 15 and Iโd have been pissed but fine. I would not feel comfortable doing that with my 15 yo but like โฆ Iโm proud of that. He is a BROTHER, not a sib-dad.
14.08.2025 03:55 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
HEY SOMETIMES THERE IS UNCOMPLICATED GOOD NEWS
It's rare but it happens!!!
If you think this is a big and great deal (it is) please consider donating directly to the Florida Freedom to Read Project
www.fftrp.org/donate
14.08.2025 01:31 โ ๐ 587 ๐ 260 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
For myself, without the question of reasonableness or plausibility, I would want to live until I'm ready to stop seeing new things. I'm deeply frustrated to think that I simply cannot know what will happen in 100, or 1000, or 10000 years.
14.08.2025 04:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
Melbourne, Nice, London, NYC, Milan
14.08.2025 04:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2
I agree with all that - the "what's it for?" big question is largely a cost/benefit thing but I ran out of characters- like right now some people try to prolong life by eating a minimal number of calories. So what are they getting for that? If it's 20 extra years of being hangry, is that worth it?
14.08.2025 04:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Well, it's complicated, right? Lifespan is already too variable dependent on access to power and therefore money or vice versa. So my first desire is a stable 100 worldwide. Then there's how much health/fitness we can extend. And my big question, what's it for? So right now, I'd probably max at 120
14.08.2025 03:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
a dark picture of an orange cat on his back on a rug. heโs ready to be a little freak
Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak
14.08.2025 03:37 โ ๐ 2568 ๐ 211 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 4
The Bay Area Reporter front page, 13 August 1998.
The headline โNo obitsโ is written in red above the lead story.
27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Franciscoโs lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran โNo Obitsโ as its headline.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.
13.08.2025 06:56 โ ๐ 6371 ๐ 1669 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 61
You are correct that it's AI, and if I were to stitch it (I don't cross stitch but if I did...) I would want to correct some of the more egregious asymmetries on the border.
14.08.2025 03:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
A white vintage tile floor with two small red bars over a green center flourish, a green meander border outlined in red and the base of two concrete columns at the entrance of an apartment building.
Those two center red bars!
14.08.2025 03:04 โ ๐ 293 ๐ 33 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 4
Cannot stop laughing at this
14.08.2025 03:03 โ ๐ 176 ๐ 72 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 8
in addition! remember I have POSTERS PATCHES AND PINS ALSO AVAILABLE! pick some of those up too! i dont really make enough money to keep restocking the non-sticker items, so get em while they last!
08.08.2025 20:10 โ ๐ 144 ๐ 49 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3
Yooo this thread is great! As a nonbinary masc leaning person with Massive Sensory Issues, I've been trying to put together my best style. I do have an amazing sewing pattern for a polo shirt that comes with some wild collars lined up to sew in silk jersey. So many great observations down the thread
14.08.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
because they don't tell you in the head or sub-head: the brand is DermaRite. there are specific products & batch numbers in the article
13.08.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 3110 ๐ 2838 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 19
my local bookstore steps up to help us become better readers
14.08.2025 00:44 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Operating systems exist only to run other, separate programs in a convenient way. It needs to do literally nothing else.
14.08.2025 00:43 โ ๐ 47 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Cat and dog close together looking out the window
Cat and dog close together looking out the window
Cat and dog close together looking out the window
Cat and dog close together looking out the window
OMG
13.08.2025 22:15 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Health sciences librarian, Creative Writing/Environment MFA, Canadian in WI. More prairies, fewer police. Too hot for Granbury, TX. she/her ๐
Author, Crafter, Potential Robot
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/aughtpunk
She/They. Illustration & 2D Game Art
Reality Drift, Daylight Publications, and Blaseball TCG
Portfolio: https://www.emilylorange.com/
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Jack Williams
English xylographer (woodcut printmaker) and artist. Fuelled by country music.
My work is inspired by an unholy amalgamation of history, anime, and film.
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Hey, buy shit from me!
https://ko-fi.com/johnnyfishsticksjunkdrawer
Native plant, critter, and useful plant art and photography from central Oklahoma and north central Texasโ cross timbers ecoregion, also known as the Cast Iron Forest.
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๐ฅจ French artist; creator of cute illustrations and fabric goodies๐งต
www.evanskyarts.com (shop open!!)
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๐ Teacher/Learning Advisor at HC
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๐จ๐ฆ Great English/Le franรงais est passable.
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A UK gossip, TV, and movie site brought to you by Fansided.
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Fiber artist, on a no buy wardrobe quest
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Knit/crochet/spin/weave/sew/embroider
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Design, Shakespeare, biscuit art. Senior Lecturer in Research & Innovation at the Royal Welsh College of Music & Drama. Book: Shakespeare in Elizabethan Costume (Bloomsbury Arden Shakespeare). She/her.
Writer and recovering archaeologist. Beginning weaver. If you voted for the felon, just keep moving. Fan of human rights. ANNA HOYT is available from your favorite bookseller.
I like sewing luxury outfits using the best fabrics and hardware.
www.luxurysewing.com
Cognitive/affective neuroscientist, American-Hungarian, thinks about things. EEG, autism, emotional flexibility, affective neuroscience in general
Just to let you know, there are many, many recipes waiting for you on www.nigella.com
UK Portrait and wildlife artist.
Commissions welcome
www.emilytull.co.uk
U.S. Senator from New Jersey.