Becs

Some personal news: My Son is officially canceling his second coming until y’all are actually ready to listen to Him.

this is a half formed idea and I’m very tired but: I sort of think a lot of Americans won’t recognise a civil war if it happens. because it’s not gonna look like the 1860’s war. it’s gonna look like late 20th century Ireland

The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

With CBC now having called all ridings it's time for the land-vs-people-vote animation.

Trump becomes the first American president to lose a Canadian election

Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada

Trash headline. Get right. Carney ran on a PRO CANADA platform. Holy crap your paper has turned to shit the last decade or so...

When it happened
they cried out
“this crosses the Rubicon,”
and then
when something worse happened
they stood back up
and again shouted
“this crosses the Rubicon,”
and then
with this Rubicon crossed
they sat back down
to patiently wait and see
which Rubicon
would be crossed next.

Just heard someone say “he sounds like he spends a lot of time on Facebook” and hooo boy everyone’s immediate understanding of what that means should be a brand crisis for Meta

Not even us.

Do you ever get that thing when you’re going through security at the airport and all of a sudden you’re like, but what if I do accidentally have a gun in my suitcase? I’m having that but about whether or not I put the X by the correct name 😂

It might have been a 2 hour wait to vote in Kitsilano this morning but it was a gorgeous day and the mood in the line was jovial

The image is a cartoon scene where a character in a red jacket is standing in front of a chalkboard, pointing to a message written on it. The board reads: "NAZIS = BAD TOLERATING NAZIS = NAZI" The character is addressing an audience, with two other characters visible in the foreground, one with blonde hair and the other wearing a hat. The setting resembles a classroom or lecture environment.

"What is the biggest security threat to Canada right now?"
Poilievre: Crime
Carney: China
Singh: Guns and drugs
Blanchet: English people

Blanchet with a widely applicable statement about the debate - “we are being fed nonsense”

#debate2025

thanks for taking my mind off some of the fuckery @madamepremier.bsky.social

Dorit is unwatchable. Erica is rapidly joining her. And as much as I want to see Garcelle choose herself, I have zero interest in watching the 3rd reunion ep of RHOBH.

Literally pulled out my phone to google when the broke up when he said that

Does the CBC not understand who wants it to live or die?

Ian Hanomansing, Kevin O’Leary, David Frum - Axis of Quislings
#CrossCountryFuckup

My hands aren’t cold, they’re “refreshing”

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

So Trump hurt America's relationship with Canada and made markets wobble all to "get" Canada to do things Canada had announced back in December in coordination with the Biden administration, do I have that right?

Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

Exactly how many immigrants, legal or otherwise, are living in Canada as Prime Minister?

#grammar

Remember that “Bad Vegan” debacle? She said the reason she trusted him was because her dog liked him and I thought that was interesting