the bridge you didn't know you crossed until you've crossed

I tried to take the subway home with a friend last night and it ended up taking us 90 minutes because the train had a power failure and we had to call a cab, does that sound romantic to you 😍

I love seeing a group of sensitive-looking straight men seated for dinner… enjoy your little cub scout meeting gumdrops

she's giving vacuum sealed varla jean merman

if you’re bringing a citarella bag into a barry’s class I’m literally not going to talk to you

if I was good at tiktok I would string the most harrowing moments of the wicked press tour together in a fancam and use fun tonight as the sound bed

a dune prophecy themed restaurant called bene alla vodka

bluesky kind of feels like the shade tree rn

very cool

going to 3 dollar bill sober is like going to j crew to buy a piece of ham

mommy