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I will push the Kotohime Meira Sister Agenda and NO ONE CAN STOP ME

An image made to look like a dating sim UI. Kogasa is posed cutely, holding valentines chocolates and her umbrella self behind her. She is slightly sticking her tongue out, cutely. The text reads: "Kogasa-chan: Boo! Surprise~! I made this for you in between babysitting jobs! And hey, hey, it looks like it's about to rain! So... can I walk you home?!". The player respones are "Come live with me" and "Scary...! (lie)". The former is highlighted.

An image made to look like a dating sim UI. Mystia is politely standing in the center, in her work clothes. There is a tray of food including cake, chocolates, and ramune. The text reads: "Mystia-chan: Dear customer, here's something special from me~ As thanks, for always visiting~ Hm? The fee? C'mon, don't make a girl say it out loud... It's free, dummy~". The player respones are "Help close tonight" and "Tip her 100000円". The former is highlighted.

An image made to look like a dating sim UI. Kotohime is excitedly holding up chocolates she made for you. The text reads: "Kotohime-chan: Hey, hey~! I found you! Guess what? I made you some chocolates for Valentine's Day! I even beat Onee-sama! So, so, open up! I'll feed you, okay?". The player respones are "Let's save some for Meira too" and "Why don't we share them?". The latter is highlighted.

An image made to look like a dating sim UI. Meira has one hand on her hip, and the other outstretched to hand you the chocolates. She looks embarassed. The text reads: "Meira-san: Ugh, there you are! I woke up super early and everything, just to make... L-Look, just... take these chocolates before Kotohime shows up, alright?!". The player respones are "Someone seems embarassed" and "Feed them to me.". The latter is highlighted.

Valentines Collection #1 #touhou #東方Project #多々良小傘 #ミスティア・ローレライ #小兎姫 #明羅

instead of going grocery shopping today i've just been making valentines VN images for the past hour. I will start posting them in groups of four instead of one by one

considering both Byakuren and Seiga are the highest officials of their religions, and both became immortal to preserve their beauty and youth, this right here is apocalyptic to the Hijiri Nation

...God forbid we ever find out what Dream World Seiga is like, haha ( <- Genuinely Frightened)

What you don't see is that back at home, Youmu got really upset at Yuyuko for teasing her about you.
"STOP FLIRTING WITH MY CRUSH, MOM"
Stuff like that.

An image made to resemble the UI of a dating sim. Youmu is timidly holding out valentines chocolates for the viewer. There is text beneath her that reads: "Youmu-chan: U-Umm... Y-Yuyuko-sama said it was OK, so... C-Can I come visit your house tomorrow...? If that's alright!! I don't want to intrude...!" Beneath it, is a player response bar with two options that read "It's a date" and "Your place instead?". The "It's a date" option is highlighted.

Youmu-chan's Confession...!? #touhou #東方Project #魂魄妖夢

This is true, but I mainly say this because as a Yuukarin Wife Guy it's gonna be very funny to look at it in the future. Sorry dear, but you see, theres this cute little dummy shikaisen

That said, I know it's coming. in the words of Maribel "Dr. Latency" Hearn,
"it's inevitable, isn't it...?"

futo will overtake yuuka one day and when that happens i dont know how im going to live with myself

Holy shit. The danmaku is crazy... Amazing job, dude! It gives off such an air of "This is what has to be done." This isn't even Futo in Ten Desires. This Futo is still human and still has all the consequences and weight of the religious war on her shoulders.

...Still has squishable cheeks though.

The Traitor of the Mononobe Clan

#2月10日は布都の日
#2月10日は布都ちゃんの日

>Whole arm punch
>Blocked with zero effort
How nice of Byakuren to sandbag this hard so she can train with someone weaker than her. She really is a saint. Joon, you don't want this smoke.

the endgame for this ship is when joon becomes strong enough that she no longer need fear The Smoke.

I made the template and it's fun to come up with these, so expect more of them in the days leading up to valentines. I'll make ones for all my favorite characters.

This is canon, by the way. this is how she reacted when i asked her

An image attempting to replicate a dating sim UI, of Kazami Yuuka. She is holding her parasol, smiling at the viewer. Next to her, there are valentines chocolates visible with a UI prompt under them that says "NEW", to indicate a newly recieved item. There is a text box which reads "Yuukarin: My goodness, did you come all this way to visit me? I'm so happy~ Won't you take these chocolates? Teehee. I made them specially for you, you know~". The viewer's response dialogues are "Accept them" and "Let's get married". The option "Let's get married" is currently selected.

The same background as before. After hearing you asking Yuuka to get married, she dropped her parasol in shock. Her hands are over her mouth, her face is completely red, and she has a shocked look in her eyes. Where previously valentines chocolates were seen, now there is an engagement ring with the text "Given". The dialogue box now reads "Yuukarin: !!!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????" and then in very small text at the end, "...I-If you'd have me...!"

Yuukarin's Confession...?! #touhou #東方Project #風見幽香

For the record, she wasn't too pleased about this...

i made this open ended so anyone could like it, but it's really funny thinking about from your futojiko perspective. Futo had to get Tojiko to help make chocolates

For Tojiko.

Futo probably only just learned about valentines day, since it probably didn't exist in her original era. And yet, she went through all that trouble just for you...

Don't worry, Tojiko helped her out. They're perfectly edible.

An image of Futo, posed up cutely, standing next to a stack of plates with some valentines chocolates next to her. She is winking at the camera, and her hair is down. Beneath her, there is a textbox made to resemble visual novel text, which has text attributed to her. It says "Futo-chan: W-Well...? I-I hath let my hair down, for thy eyes only...! And I hath made confections for thee, with mine own two hands! W-What sayeth thou...?" and beneath it, there is a response for theoretical player input, which has the options "You're cute" and "You're the cutest". There is a yin-yang orb acting as a cursor which is hovered over "You're the cutest".

Futo-chan's Confession...?! #touhou #東方Project #2月10日は布都の日 #2月10日は布都ちゃんの日 #物部布都

You know, at first it seemed like Kaguya really didn't want to participate in the group photo. I wonder why she changed her mind?

Hey, where'd Mamizou go, anyway?

A highly decorated image of three girls sitting on the dock of an ocean resort house. Sitting to the left is Kawashiro Nitori, winking. In the middle are Mononobe no Futo and someone who really looks like Houraisan Kaguya, but with a tanuki tail, tanuki leaf, and glasses. In reality, this is Futatsuiwa Mamizou. Mamizou and Futo are on their knees, holding hands, looking back at the camera like it's a pinup. Behind the dock is a boat. This is Futo's Iconic Boat. There is also a tanuki statue with a raccoon emoji over its face. This is, in reality, also a bake-danuki. In the top right, a small panel is visible showing that Kaguya is actually up in the resort house right now playing on her Iconic Nintendo Switch and utterly trashing Mokou at Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Beach House Event #touhou #東方Project #2月10日は布都の日 #2月10日は布都ちゃんの日 #2月10日はにとりの日 #2月10日はにとふとの日 #2月10日は二ッ岩の日 #2月10日はニートの日 #物部布都 #河城にとり #二ッ岩マミゾウ #蓬莱山輝夜

I've got two pictures coming up today for Everyone Who Gets Today from Goroawase, and then one for mononobe no thingy specifically. The first one is almost done I just need to do some final-stage editing in photoshop first. Should be up soon

Trivia you may not know; Player 2 Chiyuri is a **different character** from Player 1 Chiyuri, who is actually native to Gensokyo.

Weird, right?

An image of the playable cast of Touhou Yumejiku ~ Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream. From the left, in order: Hakurei Reimu is handcuffed and in custody of Kotohime, who is dressed in her ending clothing. Kana Anaberal is looking down at Reimu and Kotohime and smiling. Asakura Rikako is listening to Kitashirakawa Chiyuri (Player 1) talk about how cool her gun is. Kitashirakawa Chiyuri (Player 2) is listening to this and shrugging, as if to say it's not THAT cool. Flying behind the fence are Kirisame Marisa and her teacher Mima. Mima is striking a cool pose while Marisa looks up at her with admiration. Ellen Fuwafuwatama Aureus sits next to a stone lantern, with Socrates on her lap. Okazaki Yumemi leans up agianst a tree, solemly. In her hands, she holds a hat of someone important to her. It bears a striking resemblance to the hat once worn by Usami Renko. She is not participating in the party.

Phantasmagoria of Dimensional Dream #touhou #東方Project #2月9日は夢時空の日 #博麗霊夢 #魅魔 #霧雨魔理沙 #エレン #小兎姫 #カナ・アナベラル #朝倉理香子 #北白河ちゆり #岡崎夢美 #東方夢時空

just in case it wasnt clear, the joke is supposed to be that youmu doesnt know what the trans flag is and so when she sees pink, blue, and white flag she thinks "yuyuko-sama flag!"

of course if you want to think of yuyuko as trans too more power to you since she DO be wearing those colors

Be careful who you make fun of in middle school

An image of Niwatari Kutaka, standing in front of a Giant Chick, doing the classic mecha Power Pose, as if the chick is a mech.

I am Cluckymandias, King of Pi #touhou #東方Project #2月8日は久侘歌の日 #久侘歌の日 #庭渡久侘歌

be nice to her she's just a baby

An image of Youmu standing in front of Miko, shocked and confused. Miko is still holding the trans pride flag, but her other hand is resting on her sword now. Miko says "That's... not what this flag means, Youmu. At least you've got the spirit...?"

She's a little confused, but she's got the spirit!

An image of Toyosatomimi no Miko posed up like a tryhard badass, holding a transgender pride flag and flipping her cape to look as cool as possible. In the bottom right, there's a cutin of Konpaku Youmu who looks excited. She says "Wow, Miko-san! I didn't know you were a fan of Yuyuko-sama too!". Chat, does she know?

Happy birthday, Princess Shoutoku! #touhou #東方Project #豊聡耳神子生誕祭 #2月7日は豊聡耳神子のお誕生日 #2月7日は神子の日 #2月7日は神子さんの日 #豊聡耳神子 #魂魄妖夢

"...there's a Western-style house in the middle of a roadless forest to begin with. The girl who lived there hardly ever came into town. But, lately, I've seen a girl who looks like her daughter.
How do I know she had a daughter?
Well, since the girl looks like she did when she was young."

"These girls were all such good friends back then. Seeing them play together was a joy. But when they grew up... well, at least Marisa stayed friends with Reimu. Kotohime and Rikako are still friends, right? But..."
"You're always so worried about Marisa. What are you, her mom?"
"..."
"...Sorry."