GameStop Alexander

This should change people’s minds that there will ever be another actual video game console called an “Xbox.” If you’re lucky, the brand will live on when repurposed for a new, AI-driven murderous drone program Microsoft sells to the US military

This is a good question prompt. The only instance I can think of where this stopped me from buying a game is Super Meat Boy BUT I already owned the PC version which has the original music, so it only stopped me from buying, like... the Vita version lol

Friday at last…

I think the only reason for anyone to buy this game is HOME integration, right? Even the most tech illiterate of Pokémon enjoyers have figured out how to get these games on their phone

Well that's not true, they're also interested in live service bullshit. So I guess if you like logging into servers to purchase new skins every day, they'll have something for you eventually

The Shadow of the Colossus and Demon's Souls remakes are kind of sauceless, but it still sucks that Bluepoint is gone. Seems like PlayStation/Sony are only interested in one type of game, so I hope you liked 3rd person cinematic action games

Alright, sorry, no more posting about wrestling for a few months. I'll keep posting about, I dunno, Nintendo games or whatever

WWE is so embarrassing lmao. Stuff like this is why I don't feel happy when a wrestler "takes the bag" and works for WWE. If you want to work for a company that's so clearly morally bankrupt and desperate for as much money as possible, that reflects poorly on you. Or maybe I'm a mark, who knows?

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Koichi Sugiyama was so talented, it’s crazy. The soundtrack to Dragon Quest VII is just constantly stuck in my head. He was also a huge piece of shit and it’s good that he’s dead, but still. What a composer!

I daren't bring up physical copies, because then 1,000 dorks who don't know anything will start telling me that most PS4/5 games need a download to be played (untrue btw). Of course, the real savior of games is piracy, but that's a whole other thing dorks will get mad about for some reason

I really dislike this trend. I mean, if you're determined to play Peace Walker HD on 360, then it's not like it's impossible to do now or anything, I just don't like the precedent that's being set.

@kkdwwwwww "the man who composed the greatest OSTs in history is putting american cheese on 'tacos'". Quoting Nobuo Uematsu: "バレンタインだからって戸塚さんがタコス作ってくれた－！ビールが進むわ－　皆さんもHappy Valentine's Day!" (Because of Valentine's, Tozuka-san made tacos! It goes with beer! Happy Valentine's Day to everyone, too!)

Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.

SLY COOPER: This is going to be our biggest score yet…

BENTLEY: I dunno, Sly… I think this one might be too dangerous, even for you!

SLY: How about you shut your mouth? God *damn* it. I’m so sick of you

Oh, the movie parodies are ABSOLUTELY proto-Family Guy, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the Family Guy writers were inspired by The Critic.

For sure. I understand some of the movie stuff, but I feel like opinions on film have shifted so much that it’s kind of odd now. I mean, they couldn’t have predicted the future, but it’s weird when Jay hates on something like Jurassic Park, but likes Tim Burton lol

You’d think the writers of The Critic were paid extra for every Marlon Brando fat joke they could put in. Jesus Christ, I get it

Finally, a game that will let me choose a node on the probability map! It’s about fucking time!!

After seeing some impressions (of the standard model) I'm not impressed. It, of course, can't play Vita games. I mean, it can play some light weight stuff, but that's it. PSP looks fine on it, but there are more powerful devices with better screens for under $100, so I don't see the point of it

reminds me of when I played DQ1 on one of those FC to SFC adapters, except Bomberman is far more harmonious here

The next resident evil should have a little weirdo that lives in the save rooms, and he says stuff like "you still have 5 grenades in the box, can I have one? you have so many"

I love Resident Evil 6 and I will defend it to my dying breath. The only good thing that could potentially come from them remaking it is a bunch of people who want to be contrarians saying that they actually loved the original and that the remake is bad. I’d get a kick out of that personally lol

I’m not saying they will nor do I want them to… but what if they remake Resident Evil 6? If that happens, I promise I will be the most annoying guy on this site for awhile

My dream job is to wordlessly stream JRPGs for as long as I want and make $10,000 a day. Still hoping that happens for me 🤞

If you're gonna read any quote from an article on the game, let it be this one, because I think it sums up a lot of the feelings of fans pretty succintly

I’m still bummed I missed the first movie when it came back to theaters last year, but I’m hopeful I can catch this one!!

I hope every group who uses Discord in lieu of a website/blog/forum has a backup plan because I'm not interested in this!

Dragon Quest VII Reimagined is fun so far! I must admit, I do miss the long opening of the original/3DS remake; I think it’s neat to have an adventure game segment start out a what’s otherwise a pretty standard JRPG. Still, the game is pretty and I’m hopeful I can finally finish DQ VII this time lol

Virtuoso / 3DO / Data East / 1995