Mike Rophone

about 10 years ago I downloaded an app that you could use to turn a selfie into a cartoon avatar but my pic didn't work and all it gave me was this

Kareem Abdul JaSunflower

1946

"We need something that has a really innocent interpretation, but you can still feel the veiled threat in retrospect. Like, we're IT. No one gets futures after us. We're blowing it all up and taking it with us, fuck the kids."

"Uh...Baby Boomers?"

"Perfect. Meeting adjourned."

Dude gets put on a literal time out and comes back to his page to complain lol

"I'd like to withdraw $40 please"

"Sir I'm just sitting here because it's warm"

Radical centrism, accusing all parties of causing America's woes by having opinions and believing things

There's a hell of a lot more than five, buddy

a tumblr post by supercumrat64 every rush song geddy lee: one thousand years i've been roaming these halls, looking for that cruel, cruel wizard... to unslap my Balls! *plays a synth solo and a bass solo at the same time*

Badgers, we don't need no stinking badgers!

This one’s titled, “Who Let the Seal Out? Who, Who, Who, Who, Who?” #dogsofbluesky #dogsky #petsky #seals #pittie #pitbulls #pitbull #pibble #APBT #photography #smile #happydog #rescuedog #adoptdontshop #cutedog

"I'm feeling better" is the lie

"I'm tired of people's pity and condolences" is the truth

Idaho Bans Truck Nuts

3. Definitive answer to the question "Why???"

The answer is "no reason lol"

Now our trading partners know he was bluffing and our economy can’t tolerate the tariffs. Stable genius.

For me it was "I will road rage for basically no reason"

I think while it's playing the harmonica it would make raspberry sounds like "pppthhhhhbbtbtbbtbtttb"

A man wears a chastity cage. Another man points to it and says "I love your chastity cage babe..." Inside the chastity cage, we see the man's penis keep track of the days with tick marks on a wall. It does bench presses. It plays the harmonica.

Is it pronounced See Oh Be On? Or See Oh Ban

Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,” President Donald Trump boasted to reporters Thursday that he had strong-armed President Donald Trump into pausing his l...

Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs

If only there was some sort of.... Network of devices.... Like a woven web that was as wide as the whole world

We could transfer ideas without having to physically cross the border

Sadly, no such thing exists. Just the pipe dream of a deranged madman

I for one welcome our new ice overlords

That's Headly!

Washington Post headline: Trump urges Americans to ‘BE COOL’ as tariffs take effect

The counterpoint in the famous Onion point counterpoint: "This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t"

UPDATE: ICE is wildly unconcerned about where this man is and no one will tell me, his registered attorney. The universal answer so far is "let's wait and see where he ends up." This is deeply off.

We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos

Millions of bots defending his tariffs yelling “it’s chess not checkers!” Ok buddy.

something I haven't seen yet: isn't a massive increase in the range of goods worth smuggling going to be a big boost to exactly the kind of cross-border organized crime the WH claims it wants to stop?