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Ah, what could have been if the Sega Neptune wasn't so busy being gay cousins with the Sega Uranus...

Post your main and a Dracula Flow line to go with them

"THE VATICAN WANTS TO WET ME UP WITH SILVER BULLETS BUT I'M ON A GOD DAMN SAMURAI PILL!"

Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Really, who DIDN'T learn about explosives in middle school?

This is a great concept with some amazing picks, but I can't help being a little hurt by the lack of Okami and Gravity Rush.

No one who disables the context menu or text selection on a website should ever be allowed a restful night's sleep again.

when I was at google, their class on licenses basically said "we can't use any license that's funny"

so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible

"And the 2025 Gaming Oscar for 'Best Boss Fight of 2025' goes to..."
The host opens the envelope.
"'Big Moai Controlled By A Smaller Moai' from Salamander III!"
The crowd erupts in applause. The camera cuts to the Roaring Knight in the audience, who is clapping politely but visibly perturbed

Can they really call it free if you're paying tithe, though?

(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)

The man is untouchable. A living monument to awesome.

They want the ability to scrub all the trans porn from their watch history so the stats roundups don't tell on them.

Legit want to ship a game that only has settings that make the game worse. "Mouse Latency" or "Upside Down Mode" or "Indie Level (Low/Medium/High)" (this one applies a mosaic filter to the frame until it becomes lower res than a tamagotchi)

girl who plays kh2 only for the STG/gummi ship sections

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

It's okay, you're allowed to enjoy things even if your parents told you they're queer and bad. No one is hurt by you wanting to be a girl in a relationship with another girl.

I somehow always forget that Shigesato Itoi, creator of Mother/EarthBound, has been arrested numerous times for protesting against police brutality and for progressive changes to the establishment in Japan's government.

Makes that cop battle scene in the early game hit different, huh?

I hope Gavin ignores this and gets pwned by a better candidate.

I timeout before you even finish blowing my pieces up. I'll crash into the hangar holding the last boss later to let it out.

personality quiz idea: answer questions about what kind of shmup boss you would be and it tells you how milkable you are

That's a cute rant. It's pretty wrong, but I respect the confidently misinformed passion.

Hey, now, no need to waste valuable propellant! Just boot her off the ecliptic so she wanders eternally in the vast emptiness of space!

Someone should tell her to take up boxing if she wants to get punched so bad.

ok so if you skip past the ending in the 9th the game will continue reading innings as normal; eventually this overflows the score buffer and you'll see by the pitch diagram that we've been writing very precise locations to memory aaand (Bad Apple suddenly manifests in the stadium, audience claps)

update: the tv has a screensaver where a rabbit hops back and forth eating falling vegetables under the night sky

Almaz should be femme'd up anyway. Anyway, Fuka would be mad into it probably. Artina too, probably.

...oh. I see! Thanks. (Apologies, I never would have thought to look at the alt text on my own.)

What makes BC firearms perverse but Destiny is firearms chaste? I feel like I'm missing the rubric...

You had a prophetic dream of Bloodborne Kart?