Vix Leyton

One day I will go to my spiritual home.

I do not have my laptop with me, it’s the fine 😂

We are excited to try the souffel. Lack of accent suggests this is how it is pronounced

Still waiting for Gordon to weigh in one that

Oh FFS. 100 quid tax for being a shambles

At Gordon Ramsay’s new restaurant and it has been glorious except for one absolute daylight robbery tofu bao, which has knocked it down to a 3.5/5 - retaliated by going to town on the Diptyque hand lotion - full arm coverage. I will have my value, in this life or the next.

Someone just asked for help with directions and I KNEW THE ANSWERS. What a rush.

It is a joy and a privilege to get to be part of Knightmare Live - I loved this show so much as a kid. Thank you Leicester.

Brilliant hat content has to be forwarded to @ceri.io and @ayushn21.bsky.social

Also go see the shows if you can.

You know that completely normal problem of your false eyelashes getting tangled in your goblin mask? Just standard Friday night problems.

No bigger Emperors new clothes feeling than selling tickets for a work in progress - please promise me you can all SEE the show, and that it is the best show you have ever seen.

And also that you like my hat.

I never thought I would see an adult namedrop their Media Studies A level twice in a business context. I love and hate #theapprentice in equal measure.

I have the same question every day.

A life of relentless glamour

So you’re finally going to recognise our relationship publicly? By putting me on the cover of your new record?
Buddy; yep.

Why is this so threatening?

Timehop really serving up my best moments. 4 years ago, a quiet night out in Clapham with @jennyfromthequiz.bsky.social ended like this. Power sliding down a hill on my knees outside McDonald’s and dragging a rescuing drag queen with me. Normal.

Hahah that is what I remember from when I used to go when I lived back in Cardiff but I was - as now - here for the beer

Well I say quickly, but I understand we have many many hours ahead of us for me to learn.

Okay, who wants to explain all of the rules to me really quickly?

Find yourself a t shirt that can be horrible in two ways. Front AND back.

What is going on here? Wrong answers only.

My connection at Tamworth to Derby was at 7.07, so I could get Derby to Sheffield at 8pm. And the train I have been hoping to get, the 7.19… has not arrived yet 😂

They did secret third option and just terminated the whole train.

This is going well.

Very sadly it is not to be. 7 minutes delay so far, heating broken in my carriage, powerful value for money as always 😂

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Out of nowhere, I was struck by the question, ‘Lembit Öpik… what was his fucking deal again?’ And was rewarded beyond my wildest dreams.

I have booked my train tickets with Uber for the first time ever (obviously there was a deal) and my distrust of them is on par with if I had bought them from a goblin under a bridge using magic beans.

Someone just knocked the train toilet door and said ‘housekeeping!’ in a high voice and the person on the toilet howled with laughter. I just did a comedy night and it was funnier than anything I saw there.