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@cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social

the kids are not getting slizzard anymore πŸ˜”

8 Followers  |  6 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 09.07.2025  |  1.7958

Latest posts by cannibalcaterpie.bsky.social on Bluesky

ive prolly been doom scrolling since i was 13,,, but now i have a job and an apartment to keep clean and food to make!!! its fucked up

01.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

breaking news not doom scrolling the whole day makes you happier??? its fucking crazy

01.02.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my lips are always chapped and uncomfortable since its cold as shit up here. this must be divine punishment for my hubris. my bloodline was not meant to travel even further north than it already had

05.12.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im finally getting my flu shot and covid booster bc these kids are just walking germs 🫠

14.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my son is addicted to eating plastic wtf

05.08.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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did not post about this one from the other day but this was a white mocha with cookies and cream soft top because i am addicted

17.07.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girl i wish i knew 😭😭

17.07.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BACK*** of this photo,,, let me live i just woke up from a deep ass nap

12.07.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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dutch bros today is white zombie chai with cookies and cream soft top. the barista said β€œit sounded soooo good” and that was my ego boost for the day. imagine my cat begging me for a treat in the bf of this picture

12.07.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ur boss hates to see a latina winning

11.07.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think i cut a small piece of plastic into my lunch today before i reheated it and i was just like.... ok... just add another piece of plastic to the microplastic pile thats my body

11.07.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love when!! my body only lets me sleep for 4 hours!! lets give it up for 4 hours of sleep!!

11.07.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no dutch bros today so im eating my own croc

11.07.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i agree that the scene benefits so much from having a villain but moreso as a heel 😭😭 leffen really is just awful as a person

11.07.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after the whole thing that happened with hax, i believe leffen to be a part of what happened and for the pettiest reasons ever 😭😭😭 idc if he’s good fuck that guy

11.07.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

first one i saw was one about hungrybox and then i watched one about amsa!! im feeling a certain way about mang0 rn and leffen can go fuck himself

11.07.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ive been falling down the smash melee tournament video essay rabbit hole and my toxic trait is thinking i can make it to top 8 at a major with pichu

10.07.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love how he just consistently gets blocked each time it’s like girl… stop..

10.07.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WITH YOUR ADDERALL???

10.07.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omg ive been wanting a cross necklace for just the vibe??

10.07.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

girl anything would be an improvement on ur caffeine intake compared to the death lemonade 😫but yes i would recommend!! they also have not caffeinated at all lemonade lol

10.07.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there is some caffeine yes!! but it’s def on the lower end compared to their coffee

10.07.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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using this platform to document my dutch bros addiction. today was a tropical green tea (extra sweet) it’s a favorite of mine but it lowkey just tasted like syrup today

10.07.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so true..,, we should put kids back on the leap frog leap pad,,

10.07.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they feel it on my computer

09.07.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the first posts i see here is ffxiv fanart… like how tf did they know i have that shit open rn!!

09.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tumblr summer 2k25 finally starts now

09.07.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a photo of my son taken on the camera i will never clean. nice words about him only please.

09.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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