Veronica

To err is human, it never ceases to amaze me how astoundingly stupid we can be in such incredibly smart ways.

Like, you could literarily ask the collective human knowledge well for information, and you still don't fucking get it???

Honestly impressive, absurdly comical,
yet still a little sad

Ever had that feeling like you're onto some profound shit, like forbidden ancient secret magic level big brain.

Only to realize that it's just ethics for babies that literary anyone who isn't a total inept idiot already understands?

Quite humbling, thanks i hate it...

Bro Sudo rm -rf'ed the fucking meme, now I just look *slightly* more unhinged than normal 😇🫠

Hey, you 🫵 Have you heard about our lord and savior, Linus and Linux🐧???
Erm, it's actually 🤓 GNU/Linux

Terminal's easy lol, just type: "Sudo rm -rf /" Duh!

FOSS 4lyf or GTFO
Cause the big, bad, open colonel's🪖 gonna get ya'!

*Warning, plz don't, it joke, k?*

“What Linux distribution do you use?”

“My wife left me”

Found this on Reddit and promptly proceeded to exhale air out my nose at an accelerated rate

Please, stop! Don't give me such valid reasons for actually wanting to go to the UK 🥵

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

All my years of welding experience have led up to this day; I just got done with my first laser sesh, full face! 💅✨

The tech called me a psycho for barely flinching.
When I did, it wasn't even because of the laser, but the sound of the trigger🤷‍♀️💀

Too neurospicy 4 twitter 💅✨

@messypanda.bsky.social How did it take me this long to find you here, girl?! wtf 😱🤷‍♀️

Radikaliseringen på høyresiden må tas på større alvor

Omfg

British longhair 😻

Har sett episoden nå og skjønner tegninga. Dette er jo latterlig. Jeg gjorde narr av pappaen min (tesla eier) for et par uker siden når nazi hilsningen enda var fersk, og han fyrte tilbake med enda grovere materiale.

Han kunne ta en spøk, men det kan tydeligvis ikke en god del andre tesla eiere 😂

Takk takk, midt i episoden nå.

Mulig det er min tidligere politiske bakgrunn som gir meg denne meningen,virker som RU gjennomførte atter et bra og lættis stunt igjen 😂

Ser ikke noe på nyhetene enda, er det noe som har skjedd? Annet enn at elon er et massivt hingst kjønnsorgan, men det er vel bare en selvfølge nå.

BS like, as in BlueSky like 😛 (No intent to confuse BS with bullshit, only a northerner would be so vulgar)

Sweet, I'll just keep on shitposting then 😁 (still love ya lots ❤️)

Ait, so I never really understood twitter, and rarely used it. But this place seems nice, so I'll give it a shot. How y'all doing in these dystopian times?