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Colored-pencil card drawing of Kyle Schwarber

Kyle Schwarber, Philadelphia Phillies, 2023 Topps Heritage

well yeah, "arby" stands for "r. budd"

think i'll have some eggs

roofing and siding, alcoholism

CHOTINER: So, rumor around town is you might be thinkin' about goin' down to the shore

Me: Yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore

CHOTINER: What ya gonna do down there?

Me: Uh, I don't know. Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts

if we can figure it out within six degrees we might be safe

1 Inquiry for New York Times Good afternoon, My name is [REDACTED] and l am a reporter for the New York Times. I am researching how much money the Palestinian diaspora community has sent to support Gazan families since the war in Gaza began. Does your team track this figure? I really appreciate it. With gratitude, [REDACTED]

Palestine Diaspora Movement Hello [REDACTED] We do not collaborate with The New York Times. Your email asks about money sent to Gazan families "since the war in Gaza began." Let us first correct the premise. This is not a war. It is a genocide. Calling it a war is part of the problem. It obscures the reality of a colonized people being massacred by a military machine backed by the United States and defended, sanitized, and rhetorically softened by institutions like yours. The New York Times has spent far too long parroting Zionist propaganda and laundering Israeli state narratives while Palestinians bury their dead. That kind of coverage does not merely misinform. It helps create the political climate in which Palestinian slaughter becomes explainable, defensible, and forgettable. So no, we will not be sharing any figures, internal data, or community information with a paper that has so thoroughly damaged its credibility on Palestine. Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it. Do not contact us again for this purpose, The Palestine Diaspora Movement Team

“Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it”

lmaooo GET EM

a service cabinet door on a SEPTA L train. the words "KEVIN BACON" are...burned?...into the door.

discovered a portent of unknowable consequence

should've used dei 🤷‍♂️

i dunno you tell me

From Disney Masters Vol. 3: The Lost Legion A bunch of armed combatants swarm a base, only Goofy noticing. Mickey: What's the matter? Goofy: Jest muh eyes playin' tricks, Mickey... I guess!

is there a mom stonox

hello, adam mckay!

circling back to this because it finally just hit me that a banh mi and a po boy roll are essentially identical. the enormity of that overlap is really kind of staggering if you're a very specific type of freak and i know i am.

chernobyl was a type of bath bomb if you think about it though

i simply must agree that this is not very good

ad for haddonfield nj that says "where history SHOPS." pictured below are two happy ladies with shopping bags.

this completely inscrutable ad i saw on my train platform is giving @baybayfriend.bsky.social

ran deez nuts

the astral noose on the spectral gallows at the time hague is tightening around his mind neck

olivia nuzzi

made chana makhani for meal prep lunch this week

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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im da dracula joker baby

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stick to gardening dipshit

Iranian Shahed 136 hit something just below the Burj Khalifa in Dubai.

they are simply getting to do everything they always wanted