Lillikoifish

I got my ipad in hand, linky laying all soft, and some shitty netflix movie on deck. Fuck with me punk act like ur savvy.

Dave Strider? From Homestuck? In Armor?

Okay its baebaw time go jays go

If dave strider has been doing sword training since he was a small child then hed have developed shoulders, a strong core, and muscular arms. Plus a strong center of gravity, hard to push off balance. I dont see him having skinny arms, doesnt line up with what ive seen of people who swing swords

Hmmmm…. Nah, too stupid, even for me.

Homestuck davecat hockey au??

Im sure the homestuck hockey fans are like omg shes so spade for the flyers and WRONG you cannot be spade for someone without RESPECTING them remember and i DO NOT RESPECT PHILADELPHA. I just want to SET THEM ON FIRE. It would be an AESTHETIC IMPROVEMENT.

…… ill allow it

Booooooooooo flyers are ugly the pens should win purely on pretty privilege

Goddddd the shootout is so fucking boring

Do i get the privilege of watching the shootout in full screen Daddy ESPN??

Mannnnn this is a straight L officiating night holy mackeral

I blame capitals fans for the fucking split screen ITS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT. YOURS AND OVECHKINS.

Na na na na naaa… i want u strider yeahh…. FUCK ITS SO CATCHY AHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHH FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT NOW MAKEOUT HAHAHAHHAH

I think onsides should be dictated by possession, not puck placement, but a common sense system is never going to be implemented by the nhl so why bother mentioning it

Its shit like this thats super obnoxious because THAT DOESNT IMPACT PLAY AT ALL but sure call it away im down to benefit from a shitty system

Whatever its a coin flip regardless if it goes to a shootout like who gives a fuck ahhaha

Offside. 100%

…. Wait is it getting called back is this happening

Whateverrrrr ill take a point i guess. Fine.

This is so fucking asinine. This game should be a pens dub but because a goalie skates slightly slow we continue. Fucking stupid.

I HATE REFS I HATE REFS I HATE REFS

LETANG TO MALKIN FUCKING GOAL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

GOOD GOAL FUCK YOU

If Cros can keep up this scoring rate hes scoring over 50 goals lmao wtfffffff

Crosby’s had phillys fucking number since fucking BIRTH hahahhahahah amazinggggg ya love to see it

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YEASSSSSSS FUCK YOU HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU PHILLY YOU FUCKING SUCK AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Back to backs are suuuuuuch shit man. Teams always gonna be gassed.

Assign her classpect because fuck if i know how that shit fucking works

Homestuck fan rite of passage: draw yourself as a troll. A friend of mine came up with the design so i just drew my version LLLOLOLOL