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Bethan M Jenkins

@gwenynen.bsky.social

Please look after this Bee. Cymraeg a Saesneg, fel y mynnoch. Was Dyddgu elseweb. Ei/Hi. She/Her Signal -> https://signal.me/#eu/p-v5DrC5-xRE_oL2kkAN_8Txhbp3p5q7YIHFXT7jB8a0wOpn7mRFza5I5q80veGU

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03.03.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A headline from GB News stating: Motorists switch to using public transport to avoid paying Β£5 daily congestion charge

A headline from GB News stating: Motorists switch to using public transport to avoid paying Β£5 daily congestion charge

In shock news, motorists have switched to public transport to avoid paying the Oxford Congestion Charge.
A spokesperson* said: "This is exactly what was meant to happen, and it did."

03.03.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 621    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 30

Carry On Up The Khyber reenactment innit?

03.03.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*jaw drops*
Oh blimey. Me too!! 😬

03.03.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is delightful and I urge you to watch to the end

03.03.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

03.03.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2156    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 35
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A reader writes...

"Sir, Some point to your famous 2011 Fergie sells girls cover as an early sign if trouble. I'd go further back. This is from your 1982-1985 book The Secret Diary of a Lord Gnome"

Want more premonitions? IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK! New edition in shops and with subscribers from Weds.

03.03.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to know how the British print news industry ends (which is, de facto, amazingly still what supports most newspaper websites) it's the distribution channels getting banjaxed. When you lose "TG Jones" etc even people who want a paper can't get one. That'll be the real start of the ending.

03.03.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 10

The interesting nugget in this sad story is that the stores that have yet to be rebranded as TG Jones do better than the ones that have been, and I get that - nobody wants to cringe as they walk past a fascia

03.03.2026 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

What a lying tool. They always invite the president, but Trump was previously too cowardly to go. A comedian roasts the president (this year the WHCA chickened out and got a magician or something) and they give out awards for good stories and journalism scholarships. They don’t have an β€œhonoree.”

03.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6436    πŸ” 2045    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 549
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Shwmae from #Cardiff, the capital of Cymru!

Really looking forward to delivering our How Not to Flee a War talk at the Welsh Parliament tomorrow afternoon, followed by a talk at Le Pub in #Newport!

Come see me and my partner Jez at one of the two β€” drop me a line and I’ll give more info.

02.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Random thought. Does anyone know of detective novels set in the Lake District?

02.03.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

MICROSLOP! :D

02.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a doodle cat with narrowed eyes and a grumpy face. underneath, the handwritten text reads β€œGRRRRR”

a doodle cat with narrowed eyes and a grumpy face. underneath, the handwritten text reads β€œGRRRRR”

the cat is stretching his leg, the handwritten caption below says β€œgoing for a walk”

the cat is stretching his leg, the handwritten caption below says β€œgoing for a walk”

the cat is now less grumpy, the text above and below it reads: β€œheck yeah. life is beautiful”

the cat is now less grumpy, the text above and below it reads: β€œheck yeah. life is beautiful”

going for a silly little walk for my silly mental health

02.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 714    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ•―οΈπŸ•―οΈπŸ•―οΈβœ¨MA πŸ•―οΈ NI πŸ•―οΈ FESTINGπŸ•―οΈπŸ•―οΈβœ¨

....the bloody hospital calling me tomorrow *please* it's been over four weeks now 😭😭😭

02.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks Logo Generator

Turtle Power!

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

02.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7580    πŸ” 1812    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 41
A close-up of a person wearing teal gloves holding a small metal type punch engraved with an ampersand symbol. In the background, part of the person’s face is softly out of focus.

A close-up of a person wearing teal gloves holding a small metal type punch engraved with an ampersand symbol. In the background, part of the person’s face is softly out of focus.

A bearded man wearing teal gloves uses a green rubber air blower to clean a small metal type punch. He sits at a desk with an open wooden case filled with neatly arranged metal punches, while a computer monitor displaying a magnified image is visible in the background.

A bearded man wearing teal gloves uses a green rubber air blower to clean a small metal type punch. He sits at a desk with an open wooden case filled with neatly arranged metal punches, while a computer monitor displaying a magnified image is visible in the background.

πŸ”Ž Rare 18th-century punches used to create the original Baskerville typeface have been digitised and released online.
Designers, historians and the wider public now have the opportunity to study the physical tools that shaped modern typography.
πŸ”—https://loom.ly/1ulLaFI

02.03.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

For those who are minded to do so, there's now a petition to sign too...

#DirtyBusiness

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75...

25.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

😬
Wise move!

02.03.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please help Catherine Sullivan fight aggressive stage 4 bowel cancer Help Catherine fund treatment for aggressive stage 4 bowel cancer so she can gain more precious time with her husband and sons.

Please would you share this if you can. Catherine is married to Mat’s cousin, Marcus. They live in NZ, so we can’t help in person. I know I have quite a few followers from NZ, and if it’s anything like Wales, some of you may know Catherine. Thank you x
givealittle.co.nz/cause/please...

02.03.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...oh....oh no...

02.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brewdog: Bars close and hundreds lose jobs as beer firm sold in Β£33m deal Beverage and cannabis company Tilray acquires the Aberdeenshire brewery, the brand and 11 bars for Β£33m.

An appalling company, feel sorry for its staff

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

02.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5
A fluffed up burrowing owl, very round shaped

A fluffed up burrowing owl, very round shaped

Maximum round!

Did you know 'borb' shape has a purpose? (Other than looking ridiculously cute)

When birds become round fluffs, they trap a layer of warm air in their downy underfeathers, shielded by outer feathers, insulating themselves to stay toasty even in extreme cold!

Cute and convenient! πŸͺΆ

02.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 377    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

"i'm putting this important item in this exact spot so i'll remember where it is" - famous last words

02.03.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Awyr hyfryd heno #ceredigion

02.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Total eclipse of the full blood moon is tonight, in case you haven’t checked in on the doom portents lately.

02.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 706    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 56

Good man himself

02.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We, erm, made up a pretend family for one of our rage-bait "everything's awful & getting worse articles.

"Ian Fraser complained ... Telegraph.co.uk breached Editors’ Code of Practice in article β€œWe earn Β£345k, but soaring ... school fees mean [privileged moan]"
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03...

02.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fare dodgers targeted as train ticket refund rules are tightened In a bid to clamp down on ticket fraud that costs the railways millions each year, the government has quietly changed the rules on claiming refunds for unused train tickets.

DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE!
On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules.
Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel.
If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on Β£100+ tickets.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...

02.03.2026 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 333    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 63