@gwenynen.bsky.social
Please look after this Bee. Cymraeg a Saesneg, fel y mynnoch. Was Dyddgu elseweb. Ei/Hi. She/Her Signal -> https://signal.me/#eu/p-v5DrC5-xRE_oL2kkAN_8Txhbp3p5q7YIHFXT7jB8a0wOpn7mRFza5I5q80veGU
A headline from GB News stating: Motorists switch to using public transport to avoid paying Β£5 daily congestion charge
In shock news, motorists have switched to public transport to avoid paying the Oxford Congestion Charge.
A spokesperson* said: "This is exactly what was meant to happen, and it did."
Carry On Up The Khyber reenactment innit?
03.03.2026 12:37 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
*jaw drops*
Oh blimey. Me too!! π¬
This is delightful and I urge you to watch to the end
03.03.2026 12:02 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh
03.03.2026 11:28 β π 2156 π 380 π¬ 39 π 35
A reader writes...
"Sir, Some point to your famous 2011 Fergie sells girls cover as an early sign if trouble. I'd go further back. This is from your 1982-1985 book The Secret Diary of a Lord Gnome"
Want more premonitions? ITβS PRIVATE EYE WEEK! New edition in shops and with subscribers from Weds.
If you want to know how the British print news industry ends (which is, de facto, amazingly still what supports most newspaper websites) it's the distribution channels getting banjaxed. When you lose "TG Jones" etc even people who want a paper can't get one. That'll be the real start of the ending.
03.03.2026 10:07 β π 321 π 125 π¬ 46 π 10The interesting nugget in this sad story is that the stores that have yet to be rebranded as TG Jones do better than the ones that have been, and I get that - nobody wants to cringe as they walk past a fascia
03.03.2026 08:49 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 3 π 1What a lying tool. They always invite the president, but Trump was previously too cowardly to go. A comedian roasts the president (this year the WHCA chickened out and got a magician or something) and they give out awards for good stories and journalism scholarships. They donβt have an βhonoree.β
03.03.2026 00:01 β π 152 π 41 π¬ 15 π 0One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.
03.03.2026 00:49 β π 6436 π 2045 π¬ 108 π 549
Shwmae from #Cardiff, the capital of Cymru!
Really looking forward to delivering our How Not to Flee a War talk at the Welsh Parliament tomorrow afternoon, followed by a talk at Le Pub in #Newport!
Come see me and my partner Jez at one of the two β drop me a line and Iβll give more info.
Random thought. Does anyone know of detective novels set in the Lake District?
02.03.2026 22:15 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 7 π 0MICROSLOP! :D
02.03.2026 21:52 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0a doodle cat with narrowed eyes and a grumpy face. underneath, the handwritten text reads βGRRRRRβ
the cat is stretching his leg, the handwritten caption below says βgoing for a walkβ
the cat is now less grumpy, the text above and below it reads: βheck yeah. life is beautifulβ
going for a silly little walk for my silly mental health
02.03.2026 19:24 β π 714 π 154 π¬ 2 π 2
π―οΈπ―οΈπ―οΈβ¨MA π―οΈ NI π―οΈ FESTINGπ―οΈπ―οΈβ¨
....the bloody hospital calling me tomorrow *please* it's been over four weeks now πππ
Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!
02.03.2026 19:28 β π 7580 π 1812 π¬ 52 π 41A close-up of a person wearing teal gloves holding a small metal type punch engraved with an ampersand symbol. In the background, part of the personβs face is softly out of focus.
A bearded man wearing teal gloves uses a green rubber air blower to clean a small metal type punch. He sits at a desk with an open wooden case filled with neatly arranged metal punches, while a computer monitor displaying a magnified image is visible in the background.
π Rare 18th-century punches used to create the original Baskerville typeface have been digitised and released online.
Designers, historians and the wider public now have the opportunity to study the physical tools that shaped modern typography.
πhttps://loom.ly/1ulLaFI
For those who are minded to do so, there's now a petition to sign too...
#DirtyBusiness
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75...
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Wise move!
Please would you share this if you can. Catherine is married to Matβs cousin, Marcus. They live in NZ, so we canβt help in person. I know I have quite a few followers from NZ, and if itβs anything like Wales, some of you may know Catherine. Thank you x
givealittle.co.nz/cause/please...
...oh....oh no...
02.03.2026 21:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
An appalling company, feel sorry for its staff
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A fluffed up burrowing owl, very round shaped
Maximum round!
Did you know 'borb' shape has a purpose? (Other than looking ridiculously cute)
When birds become round fluffs, they trap a layer of warm air in their downy underfeathers, shielded by outer feathers, insulating themselves to stay toasty even in extreme cold!
Cute and convenient! πͺΆ
"i'm putting this important item in this exact spot so i'll remember where it is" - famous last words
02.03.2026 18:18 β π 15 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1Awyr hyfryd heno #ceredigion
02.03.2026 18:03 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Total eclipse of the full blood moon is tonight, in case you havenβt checked in on the doom portents lately.
02.03.2026 17:26 β π 706 π 182 π¬ 25 π 56Good man himself
02.03.2026 16:44 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
We, erm, made up a pretend family for one of our rage-bait "everything's awful & getting worse articles.
"Ian Fraser complained ... Telegraph.co.uk breached Editorsβ Code of Practice in article βWe earn Β£345k, but soaring ... school fees mean [privileged moan]"
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03...
DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE!
On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules.
Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel.
If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on Β£100+ tickets.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...