Bethan M Jenkins

Oooh, I have to have solo lunch on Saturday, I can do scrambled eggs!

Printers are like horses, they can sense fear and exploit it accordingly. The trick is to approach them with confidence and never show your belly.

screenshot from Everything Everywhere All At Once - he is saying "When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I've learned to survive through everything."

your daily reminder that hope is a floatation device- grab it with both hands 🖤

Ooh, now those I have!

The one colour I don't actually own...
I'm not going to use anything pale, I know it needs to have a reasonable contrast to show.

😝
Yes, high contrast for sure! But I have many many inks from which to choose...

#FountainPen sky - I have cause to write an actual honest to goodness letter this weekend! I also have some rose pink letter paper from an online store surprise bag. What colour ink would you use on pink letter paper?

Just had similar with someone I last spoke to in 1997. Still processing...😬

Pharmacies facing angry patients over Covid jab confusion Up to half of patients coming to some pharmacies are being turned away because they are not eligible.

They're acting like the problem with denying so many vulnerable people a covid vaccine this year is that the information informing us that we're no longer eligible isn't clear enough on the booking website!

The fucking problem is we're being denied vital healthcare!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Among other things the reason is apparently "time spent looking at the CCTV footage", indicating that BTP have *still* not understood the binary chop algorithm despite having it explained to them by numerous angry computer science professors.

It's like we made our card game just for you!

May we all make it to Friday of 0th week vaguely intact. Solidarity (and - you're good at it, you've got this!) ✊

Undeb â diffyg hyder yn is-ganghellor Prifysgol Abertawe Mae aelodau undeb wedi pleidleisio nad oes ganddyn nhw hyder yn is-ganghellor Prifysgol Abertawe.

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Mae aelodau undeb wedi pleidleisio nad oes ganddyn nhw hyder yn is-ganghellor Prifysgol Abertawe.

At least I can guarantee the music will be decent with Porter!

I'm really hoping this absolves me of finding several different 1930s frocks, as well as not bothering with fashionable 30s hair. Sensible bun ftw!

Aha, diolch!

Anything Goes. I think the MD wants someone to strengthen the male sub-chorus tbh. I'll take it!

Aww yeah bit part in the show! Going to be a purser on a cruise ship! Hope I get a uniform 🤞🤞🤞

Ym Mrwsel mae hwn?

Me too!!

RETVRN

I hope so too - but can't help thinking it would be better to drop me a call or an email rather than make me schlep out to the JR for, realistically, a whole afternoon...

There's an infestation of Ladybirds in the ladies loos at work. And it also appears to be Whitefly swarming season in Oxford. Joy...

I tried to become minimalist but I discovered my personality is primarily composed of small, unnecessary decorative items and vague regrets.

Probably means there's nothing much to worry about - but I'm sure I can make that much worry last 13 months!

I know! I didn't spot it at first either...😬

I guess "read" and "understood" are two different things... But ye gods, *how*???

Yeah, I hope so for sure - but a clue would be nice, they took 7 vials of blood out of me! *and* said they'd need to run me through an MRI a couple of times!

I didn't notice till it went on the calendar and spotted the date was wrong and went to check... 🤦‍♀️

Mad, isn't it? I mean, it may be I'm fine so don't need to be seen, but if so PLEASE BLOODY TELL ME so I don't spend 13 months worrying... 🤦‍♀️