Bethan M Jenkins

This one is possibly even funnier. The strategic shirt removal and replacement!!! A star bsky.app/profile/norw...

[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

tis the season

The Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. "Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!" he howled. hollowedskin i never want context for this. lyinginbedmon Context anyways! In the Bible, when Adam & Eve got booted from their hella sweet b&b for eating Pappa Jehovah's WIP cider, the dickbag that talked them into it got grounded in the most literal fashion because Pappa cursed him out to always crawl on his belly. Reminder, said dickbag was already a snake, and so theologians have mused for literally thousands of years as to how said dickbag moved before.

If you missed this earlier in the week, I wrote a piece about the British Library cyberattack, the crisis in UK Higher Education, and what we can do to fix our infrastructure that isn't sitting around waiting for the Government to help.

*blink* 😳

I am among friends 😆

A WARRIOR'S FRUIT!

The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a closet Britain’s briefest PM kept her fans waiting before launching her latest plea for Maga attention in the form of a ham-fisted YouTube talk show

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Ouch 😂😂😂

I don’t care if Reform calls me a bad word on WhatsApp. But the story behind its gaffe is far more worrying | Will Hayward The leaked exchange shows how much the party dislikes scrutiny – which reveals a lot about its approach to governing, says Guardian columnist Will Hayward

My piece for The Guardian about why I am far more concerned about Reform's aversion to scrutiny than I am about them calling me a c***.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Duolingo, Lily says: L'histoire vous jugera pour ce que vous avez fait. History will judge you for what you did.

Lily knows the score.

Ah yes, that rings a bell now. Damnit 😣

Oh no 😔

The infamous "cow tools" comic by Gary Larson, but with the eponymous cow and tools replaced by a stegosaurid's thagomizer, also by Larson.

Reject prongler; embrace thagomizer.

You're not wrong tho

Hah!! 😆

i just dont understand what people thought PIP was for if not for helping disabled people live lives just as good and fulfilling as anyone else's

even playing cricket?????

I honestly thought it was a model Pingu until I read the alt text 😳

a furious Tim Cook is gonna call a 9am all-hands-on-deck demanding to know what the FUCK everyone finds so funny about this, and they'll all be like "dunno chief, they got the font and the blur radius just right"

*hopeful face*

I will admit I honestly can't work out how people write with any speed or facility if they don't write in cursive. But now it's time for me to yell at them kids to get off my lawn, and go fetch my blankie 😉

World Cup Draw, a critic reacts.

Ah, yeah, had to push against a Dr's hand at my last appt. I fence. He went...further than he expected.

February 2022
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Can confirm he do LOOM

Hm, Georg is in health care, so I'm betting fax is one...

I need to marry this man immediately

It was hidden in a crêpe, I was taken by surprise 😳

Critical support to uhh Fine Gael. Look forward to UK nutters screeching that they’re woke lefties

“The sheer nonsense of it”…

exactly what I was thinking, myn yffarn i 🙄