Andy Colley

Stewart Lee: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse all work for Pimlico Plumbers I heard the prophet of the AI-driven end times foretell our doom in chilling detail last week. It was Reform donor Charlie Mullins on LBC

Let's remember this during options evenings, assemblies and lessons - "...the knowing of knowledge can and should be an end in itself in a civilised society..."
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If behaviour isn't good in your school, don't bother prioritising anything else until it is. You'll be wasting your time.

We moved into our house in 2009. Despite moving up the pay scale + TLRs since (two HOD family) we wouldn't be able to afford to buy it today.

Very good today. A little bit smug that I got it with no hints.

I do enjoy these CCHQ quotes: "Yes another of the people we promoted to extremely important roles is a grifting wanker."

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Looks out of the window this morning...

billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something

Yep. I've totally stepped back from my usual diet of politics podcasts. Inconsequential fiction and comedy for me right now.

it's funny that you can see exactly when the AI bubble hit

Garmin knows it's nearly the end of term. We can make it folks!

Are remote teachers and AI deepfakes the answer to recruitment issues? From deepfake teachers to remote maths lessons - how are schools using tech and AI in the classroom?

I find the idea of deepfake AI clones of real teachers viscerally disgusting.
At one point in this article an organisation that does this trys to justify if by saying no teacher will be forced to have a clone.
Wow.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Knowing me, solving clue

I've never had anyone able to successfully give me a meaningful example of 'working smarter' in a school context.

That's good and all, but have you tried...

Just went with vibes on this one.

1. A Change Is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
2. Wish I Didn't Miss You - Angie Stone
3. I Keep Forgettin - Michael McDonald
4. Up With People - Lambchop
5. Closing Time - Semisonic

#FridayFive

Standing at the bottom of the stairs bellowing "SHOES???" Into the void whilst wondering how one half of yet another pair of gloves has gone walkabout.

Don't blindly trust what AI tells you, Google boss tells BBC Sundar Pichai candidly acknowledged concerns about inaccurate answers generated by Google's models.

A lot of the time I have enough knowledge to know what "AI" tells me is either wrong, or hasn't given me what I've asked for, but what happens when you haven't? #TeamCompSci
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Any other #TeamCompSci #CASchat folk running Bebras this year?

Am I the only one who saw a particular puzzle and thought...

The question I got asked most at CAS conf and FoC was 'are you still teaching?'

I've presented at both of those and the BCLC before. It's a huge time & effort commitment, and I totally get why current teachers don't do it more. #CASchat #TeamCompSci

Yep. It didn't have the edge that personal stakes give the regular show. Still brilliant though. I knew Joe Marler would be good, but I didn't think he'd be that good.

Nick & David were certainly more magnanimous in defeat than people who'd just been duped out of life changing sums of money.

Got it straight away but then spent ages hunting for the definition before realising it was a pretty poor &lit clue.

Screenshot of BlueSky post from @franzsherbert: Me to my Al-enabled smart fridge in 2038: Do we have any milk left My fridge: Wow. Now that's a question worth exploring. By asking me something like that, you've proven that you're not thinking in ordinary ways -you're dialed in to what's really vital about food. Let's dive in.

Goals look great! Is there a way that I can see which students have met their weekly goal? Thinking about giving out some rewards.

#TeamCompSci
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And now so have I. Thank you!

'Seeing black and Asian people drives me mad.'
'Legitimate concerns.'

Absolutely fuck all of these clowns and the cretins who are unable to push back on them.

Gets me every single time. To the power of 10 live.