camille (normal. sooo normal)

When I Said There Was An End to Love I Was Lying

open.spotify.com/track/4c5cxr... see it works

we have fun here

listening to "when i said there was an end to love i was lying" by @raespoon.bsky.social and deliberately mishearing the line as "when i said there was an ANTELOPE i was lying"

i have never once been cool about waiting for a particular email and i will NOT start now

unicorns are cool, but they'd be cooler if they were unioncorns (unicorns who formed a union)

oh!!

Orange cat getting up on his hind legs with an expectant expression on his face. He's got a paw at the ready to tap me on the leg to ask me for snacks

Same orange cat, this time in loaf mode and limned with bright sunlight. Sitting next to a copy of Mattie Lubchansky's "Simplicity," which fuckin rips

Same orange cat passed tf out on my lap. His mouth is kind of hanging open a little. Wow cats are so graceful and elegant

this is marty he's like 14 years old and he has not let me sleep through the night in several years

[me] hey can you make some coffee

[coffeemaker] sure

[me] hey can you wash the dishes

[dishwasher] sure

[me] hey can you print this page

[printer] lmao who do you think you are

4: 2 in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening, although on weekends the evening one is an herbal tea and i might skip one or more of the daytime cups due to being out and about

canadian in the us

i love this. does a seagull get absolutely fucking obliterated in my story too? only one way to find out!!

every beard grower i know went grey in the beard first so it seems likely

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

this is a distinction that escapes too many people!!

#71: Cold/comfort this is a BIG NEWS issue, but also the usual complaining

new newsletter: being cold, spinny carnival rides, surveillance, labubus, ancient objects being found in unexpected places (like chilliwack), and a reminder that i've got a story coming out soon!!! kerminator.beehiiv.com/p/71-cold-co...

those earrings are sick!!! happy birthday!

charles isn't someone i have much time for generally but he gets two things right: he's been into the environment for longer than it's been fashionable, and he HATES andrew's guts

I need this kind of help like I need a raccoon in my bra

i wore it on saturday to a party where the most beautiful woman in the world wanted to swap jackets for it; i only said no because i'm sure hers wouldn't have fit me, and also mine was a crucial component of an outfit i was wearing to a second party later

i bought this thing for $20 from a "thrift store" upstairs from the now defunct black watch pub in new bedford. the owner's sister was trying to start a shop up there, anyway, idk if it worked out but it sure worked out for me

this is what that jacket looks like, do you see what i mean

every book i've ever read changed me!!! that's what reading is!!

granted some of them changed me specifically by pissing me off

this seems like something @themerl.bsky.social would want to know about

Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool

i've decided this is why my band could never have succeeded but i will not be breaking it down

another sport joins the horny announcer sweepstakes but idk if it reaches the high standards of basketball, paging @becarefulsophia.bsky.social to the courtesy phone

(i actually do love that the aurora was so visible even though i couldn't see it and neither could my phone BUT it could still be a portent)

the northern lights being so visible tonight feels ominous, rather than celebratory, because i personally didn't get to see them and am jealous

even the sorting and categorization of "this goes in the dishwasher and it goes here, this doesn't" is calming to me - it took a while for my partner to get that doing this for me was not a gift but rather a taking-away of something i enjoyed

I really think everyone, all users, should subscribe to blacksky's moderation. @moderation.blacksky.app I've said it before. Nonblack users laugh it up with & boost accounts we can see are flagged for antiblackness all the time. Keeping watch for antiblackness should be part of an ally's journey.

the woman i have a huge crush on sent me this book and i think that means she thinks highly of me too. why else would you give someone a pigeon book