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camille. you know, camille

@kerminatrix.bsky.social

i probably need to plug in my phone they/she

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Latest posts by kerminatrix.bsky.social on Bluesky

we need to let ugly people be actors again

03.08.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 609    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you ever accidentally type ".vom" instead of .com when typing a url and then become seized with the desire to flip your hair, check your nails, and sneer "as IF"

04.08.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh christ i've gone and done another bonepost again. it really is true

04.08.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me, stone cold munchin on cheese all day long: no you see it's for the calcium. my bones

04.08.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everyone's a critic!!

04.08.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't miss much about the baby era of parenthood but one thing that ruled was being able to sing any damn thing when rocking him to sleep

04.08.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok i did it. [chris elliott in cabin boy voice] this house... is cleeeeannnn

or, you know. close enough

03.08.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can you tell i'm procrastinating doing the vacuuming. nature abhors a vacuum and me i am not such a big fan either

03.08.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

italians will literally have a kingdom called "the two sicilies" and then it only has one sicily in it

03.08.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I feel like the reason why far right propaganda is so effective and pervasive is because instead of offering solutions they offer excuses.

It always boils down to "All of your problems are because of someone else" which is like oldest and most basic grift around.

02.08.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2760    ๐Ÿ” 636    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

i guess it would be worse if i was the no bones guy though

03.08.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well just realized that i reskeeted a bones-related post yesterday too so i guess that's just My Thing now. i'm the bones guy

03.08.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you ever think about how cool it is that you have a skeleton? just like, hanging out inside your body? anyway ok bye i gotta go vacuum the house (my skeleton's going to help)

03.08.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

this is today and i really want to go but instead i will be doing my parental duty and taking my kid to a birthday party (because apparently late-afternoon parties on sundays are hip among the second grade set??) so YOU go instead and let me live vicariously a little bit ok

03.08.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seriously though the next time one hums past you see if it wouldn't fit to go "is this the real life..."

02.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

male loneliness epidemic??? im addressing the male BONELINESS epidemic!!!! im stealing bones

02.08.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

idk if it's just me but when electric cars go by they always sound like they're about to break into bohemian rhapsody

02.08.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need someone to develop a crush on ME so i can peer pressure them into getting into some bands i like in order to prove to me they are cool and have taste. why should teen boys have all the fun

01.08.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would also like to note that i never had to get into any overwrought music to impress a woman! or anyone else!! but i did not have my shit in order at the age of 14

01.08.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a pretentious band i started listening to in high school to impress a boy just came up on a playlist, and now i just hope he's doing well, wherever he is

01.08.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

SCIENCE: the atoms in your body have existed for billions of years and you are just their latest form

ME: so even atoms make mistakes

01.08.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 469    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

01.08.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10292    ๐Ÿ” 1796    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 350    ๐Ÿ“Œ 164

yeah yeah that's what they called you in college, we know

01.08.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wish every internal pain would manifest on the outside of the body. when i have a headache, why isn't my forehead red? when my nose is congested, why isn't it all swollen up like a disgusting snot balloon?

01.08.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.07.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i am kind of tired of the virtue of "we're all entitled to our opinions, no matter how wrong."

this virtue has produced the dumbest era in modern world history. some opinions are dumb as shit, and we need to make people feel bad for letting them get out of their mouths and into our ears

30.07.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still delicious though

31.07.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they didn't, btw

31.07.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

save me spicy pickle chips... spicy pickle chips save me

31.07.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The meme of Aslan from The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe except instead he's saying "Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me! I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)"

The meme of Aslan from The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe except instead he's saying "Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me! I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)"

30.07.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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