we need to let ugly people be actors again
03.08.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 609 ๐ 89 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 0@kerminatrix.bsky.social
i probably need to plug in my phone they/she
we need to let ugly people be actors again
03.08.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 609 ๐ 89 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 0do you ever accidentally type ".vom" instead of .com when typing a url and then become seized with the desire to flip your hair, check your nails, and sneer "as IF"
04.08.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0oh christ i've gone and done another bonepost again. it really is true
04.08.2025 15:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0me, stone cold munchin on cheese all day long: no you see it's for the calcium. my bones
04.08.2025 15:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0everyone's a critic!!
04.08.2025 10:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i don't miss much about the baby era of parenthood but one thing that ruled was being able to sing any damn thing when rocking him to sleep
04.08.2025 01:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ok i did it. [chris elliott in cabin boy voice] this house... is cleeeeannnn
or, you know. close enough
can you tell i'm procrastinating doing the vacuuming. nature abhors a vacuum and me i am not such a big fan either
03.08.2025 14:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1italians will literally have a kingdom called "the two sicilies" and then it only has one sicily in it
03.08.2025 12:02 โ ๐ 136 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 5I feel like the reason why far right propaganda is so effective and pervasive is because instead of offering solutions they offer excuses.
It always boils down to "All of your problems are because of someone else" which is like oldest and most basic grift around.
i guess it would be worse if i was the no bones guy though
03.08.2025 14:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0well just realized that i reskeeted a bones-related post yesterday too so i guess that's just My Thing now. i'm the bones guy
03.08.2025 14:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0do you ever think about how cool it is that you have a skeleton? just like, hanging out inside your body? anyway ok bye i gotta go vacuum the house (my skeleton's going to help)
03.08.2025 14:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1this is today and i really want to go but instead i will be doing my parental duty and taking my kid to a birthday party (because apparently late-afternoon parties on sundays are hip among the second grade set??) so YOU go instead and let me live vicariously a little bit ok
03.08.2025 14:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0seriously though the next time one hums past you see if it wouldn't fit to go "is this the real life..."
02.08.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0male loneliness epidemic??? im addressing the male BONELINESS epidemic!!!! im stealing bones
02.08.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 214 ๐ 28 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3idk if it's just me but when electric cars go by they always sound like they're about to break into bohemian rhapsody
02.08.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i need someone to develop a crush on ME so i can peer pressure them into getting into some bands i like in order to prove to me they are cool and have taste. why should teen boys have all the fun
01.08.2025 19:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i would also like to note that i never had to get into any overwrought music to impress a woman! or anyone else!! but i did not have my shit in order at the age of 14
01.08.2025 18:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a pretentious band i started listening to in high school to impress a boy just came up on a playlist, and now i just hope he's doing well, wherever he is
01.08.2025 15:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2SCIENCE: the atoms in your body have existed for billions of years and you are just their latest form
ME: so even atoms make mistakes
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
01.08.2025 00:59 โ ๐ 10292 ๐ 1796 ๐ฌ 350 ๐ 164yeah yeah that's what they called you in college, we know
01.08.2025 02:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i wish every internal pain would manifest on the outside of the body. when i have a headache, why isn't my forehead red? when my nose is congested, why isn't it all swollen up like a disgusting snot balloon?
01.08.2025 02:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0please enjoy this unexpectedly wholesome penis worm story!
defector.com/behold-a-sur...
i am kind of tired of the virtue of "we're all entitled to our opinions, no matter how wrong."
this virtue has produced the dumbest era in modern world history. some opinions are dumb as shit, and we need to make people feel bad for letting them get out of their mouths and into our ears
still delicious though
31.07.2025 10:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0they didn't, btw
31.07.2025 10:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0save me spicy pickle chips... spicy pickle chips save me
31.07.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1The meme of Aslan from The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe except instead he's saying "Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me! I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)"
30.07.2025 11:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0