𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕿𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍

Wonder what Betty and Veronica are up to these days...

Witches are supposed to have this signature cackle, but all I ever do is snort. Some are just born lucky, I guess.

❝ Witchcraft for the modern age. ❞

Sabrina remarks, letting the stick hang loose in the air, floating as if held there by invisible string. Her elbow leans upon its handle, and she sighs.

❝ My own improvement. I'm surprised no one else picked up on the potential of utilities. ❞

High school memories...

I literally just got out....

❝ Huh. Usually older people get that reference. No offense. ❞

She waves her hand, and her broom is pulled to her side, like metal to a magnet. With a snap of her fingers, the end of the broom lights up like Rudolph's nose.

❝ I can even set it to low beams if I want. ❞

❝ Relax. I've got headlights. And I never, ever go above the speed limit. Besides, I don't think we're quite in the Jetsons era yet. ❞

@cosmicvirtuosoc.bsky.social

Aw, he's a nice guy! I like his drawings!

@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social

Honestly, in the Top 5 for coolest gods I've ever met. Top 3 just for letting me sleep on the moon that one time.

Certain other gods I won't name tend to act like stubborn jackasses with sticks up their butts so... that was a welcome change of pace.

@sleepynightguard.bsky.social

Yeah, he's a nice dude. I wish I had more complex things to say about the guy, but I think that about sums it up.

@19thcenturymutant.bsky.social

Can't say I've ever seen her around. It's kinda weird to judge someone who's not even in your neighborhood, but, um... she's nice, I guess?

She's nice-looking. Like, she looks like the kind of person who would be nice. Is that... still judgy? I dunno.

@limbosmutantqueen.bsky.social

She's pretty cool honestly. I wish I could pull off a look like that but frankly, red sweaters and jackets are the closest I'll ever come to dark and badass.

@imperfect-hound.bsky.social

Never seen a pink dog before. Must be a kind of rare breed. Still cute though! Some days, I wish I was more of a dog person. Salem is too much of a handful...

❝ I don't see why I can't do a little night-brooming for a bit. I'll be out and back in a hour. ❞

⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀ leaf.

❝ OH...

Oh, / that / Rasputin. ❞

@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social

Ghost-Spider talked about the whole legion of spider-people all across the multiverse with their own responsibilities and what have you...

I respect it honestly. Especially the burdens you all share. It's admirable to see you guys protect the defenseless.

@ribbonsylveon.bsky.social

Cute little animal thingy! Not sure what exactly you are, but, you are adorable, so I guess that's explanation enough.

@the-magic-within.bsky.social

I've only known you a little by reputation, which is to say a few offhand remarks from Strange. He says you are gifted, and will play a big role in magic for your world. I'm rooting for you!

❝ Oh, well... unless it means, 'Hi, I'm a magic lady' in Russian, that's not so bad. ❞

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I'll also note for those that want to ship, Brina is 17 right now, 18 in October. So no adult ships, please!

❝ Yeah, look out for that definitely non-magical person, Witchy McWitchface... ❞

❝ Actually, why IS my last name Spellman? ❞

Oh gods, maybe we're both magical girls. The more that I think about it, the more horrifying it is.

- ...Yeah, I've basically just learned about all this stuff through word of mouth.

- energy of everyone, and they're like, oh no, but then they whip out their ultimate attack and beat the crap out of whoever interrupted their girl time, and send him back to the netherworld or wherever he cane from and they learn an important lesson about friendship and kicking ASS and... -

...Yeah, those are pretty good too. Actually, one of my favorite parts about magical girl series is the parts where the girls just sit down and talk about their issues and go to the arcade and eat food but this somehow inexplicably ties into the monster of the week and his main plan to steal the -

I'd say that counts! The transformation and the cute outfit are like the best part of being a magical girl.

...Not that I read anime or manga in my free time. I just... pick up stuff from cultural osmosis... Yeah...

Do I really count as a magical girl if I don't have big, colorful dresses and flashy glitter attacks?