Matt Blank

🫂🫂🫂 hope things get better for you

A large weathered stone statue, the colossus of Memnon sits in a sandy, open area under a clear blue sky. The statue appears ancient and partially eroded, surrounded by a rope barrier. In the background, palm trees and small structures are visible, with a single person walking near the right side of the image.

Always up for a return visit

/travels to Luxor

If only it was a Subuwu :3

A leaderboard titled “TRAX Top Contributors” with a red background. It shows rankings for All Time. In 1st place is “QUIRKY CANOE” with 437,499 points, represented by a green canoe with a red paddle. In 2nd place is “UNDERCOVER SENSEI” with 436,777 points, represented by a ninja emoji. In 3rd place is “JANKY ROOSTAH” with 245,243 points, represented by a white rooster emoji.

Bidding farewell to my 8-year run in @transit.app as top contributor on the red line.

Correct

Spending my morning poking around the Library of Congress's photocrom prints gallery, taken in the late 19th century.
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Good riddance to my most useless congressional representative to date.

Oh we’ve reached “photos of flag draped caskets are bad for morale” step of the special military operation.

Toad is buried under the covers in bed. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

CBS Sunday Mornings with Chip and Joanna Gaines. They’ll interview Tim Tebow about evangelical fervor in America.

Where is the Busy Bee?!

Inhumanity and insanity. The sort of thing a dying empire does.

At least someone will choke me

I’m allergic. Can I have some chicken nuggets instead?

The AI bubble can’t implode soon enough.

Send some our way please. Unless you like me unshowered in the month of July.

A weather graphic titled “Warmest Winter on Record” for Salt Lake City, showing average temperatures from December to February. Ranked list: 2025-2026 – 40.5° (highlighted in red) 2014-2015 – 38.5° 1977-1978 – 38.0° 1933-1934 – 38.0° 2023-2024 – 37.4° Background features a close-up image of the sun, and the top right corner shows the “2 First Alert Weather” logo.

Yeah the mountain west is fucked this summer

When screen mirroring is on and you’re swiping your gallery

I have failed

A dashed line with a looping, curving path ending in an upward-pointing arrow on a light gray background.

They should throw one of these bad boys in there and title it “ai invents time travel”

I love that the “ai boosted growth path” is literally the base trend line. How is that boosted?

DILF

Jail

Area babcia spotted feeding Bożenka pierogi.

The banana phone rings for thee

Idk seems like Davis County activities to me

Trade Marks of Caution, 1951 www.instagram.com/p/DVLsp6-jCM...

Forgot to finish Palm Royale so that

Please no. We don’t deserve it.