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@msbutah.bsky.social

๐ŸžReticulating Splines in Salt Lake City ๐ŸตEngineering monkey for the TeeVee ๐ŸšฎPosts are my own terrible opinion

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Guess this means itโ€™ll still be going, 4 years later like the waโ€” special combat operation in Ukraine.

03.03.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Toad is buried under the covers in bed.

From "Spring"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad is buried under the covers in bed. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

03.03.2026 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 559    ๐Ÿ” 169    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

CBS Sunday Mornings with Chip and Joanna Gaines. Theyโ€™ll interview Tim Tebow about evangelical fervor in America.

02.03.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where is the Busy Bee?!

02.03.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Inhumanity and insanity. The sort of thing a dying empire does.

28.02.2026 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 786    ๐Ÿ” 186    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

At least someone will choke me

28.02.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m allergic. Can I have some chicken nuggets instead?

28.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The AI bubble canโ€™t implode soon enough.

28.02.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send some our way please. Unless you like me unshowered in the month of July.

27.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A weather graphic titled โ€œWarmest Winter on Recordโ€ for Salt Lake City, showing average temperatures from December to February. Ranked list:  
2025-2026 โ€“ 40.5ยฐ (highlighted in red)  
2014-2015 โ€“ 38.5ยฐ  
1977-1978 โ€“ 38.0ยฐ  
1933-1934 โ€“ 38.0ยฐ  
2023-2024 โ€“ 37.4ยฐ  
Background features a close-up image of the sun, and the top right corner shows the โ€œ2 First Alert Weatherโ€ logo.

A weather graphic titled โ€œWarmest Winter on Recordโ€ for Salt Lake City, showing average temperatures from December to February. Ranked list: 2025-2026 โ€“ 40.5ยฐ (highlighted in red) 2014-2015 โ€“ 38.5ยฐ 1977-1978 โ€“ 38.0ยฐ 1933-1934 โ€“ 38.0ยฐ 2023-2024 โ€“ 37.4ยฐ Background features a close-up image of the sun, and the top right corner shows the โ€œ2 First Alert Weatherโ€ logo.

Yeah the mountain west is fucked this summer

27.02.2026 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When screen mirroring is on and youโ€™re swiping your gallery

27.02.2026 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have failed

27.02.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dashed line with a looping, curving path ending in an upward-pointing arrow on a light gray background.

A dashed line with a looping, curving path ending in an upward-pointing arrow on a light gray background.

They should throw one of these bad boys in there and title it โ€œai invents time travelโ€

26.02.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that the โ€œai boosted growth pathโ€ is literally the base trend line. How is that boosted?

26.02.2026 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DILF

25.02.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jail

25.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Area babcia spotted feeding Boลผenka pierogi.

25.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The banana phone rings for thee

25.02.2026 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk seems like Davis County activities to me

25.02.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trade Marks of Caution, 1951 www.instagram.com/p/DVLsp6-jCM...

25.02.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Forgot to finish Palm Royale so that

25.02.2026 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please no. We donโ€™t deserve it.

25.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two young men are standing outdoors on a college campus with fall foliage in the background. The man on the left, wearing a gray hoodie, is holding a microphone and showing something on his phone to the man on the right, who is wearing glasses, a black jacket, and a backpack. The man on the right is leaning in and looking at the phone with a concentrated expression. The text โ€œON KALSHIโ€ is displayed at the top of the image.

Two young men are standing outdoors on a college campus with fall foliage in the background. The man on the left, wearing a gray hoodie, is holding a microphone and showing something on his phone to the man on the right, who is wearing glasses, a black jacket, and a backpack. The man on the right is leaning in and looking at the phone with a concentrated expression. The text โ€œON KALSHIโ€ is displayed at the top of the image.

I hated Kalshi when Peacock forced me to watch their ads they filmed on BYUs campus

24.02.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plus we all know the Utah Legislature is only mad they arenโ€™t getting a cut. If they put in a per-transaction tax, itโ€™d be mandated in school curriculum.

24.02.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™ve gotta get more esoteric and leverage your insider information to scam people. Like โ€œMike Johnson wears his flag pin at a 45ยฐ angle upon entering and fixes it in the first applause breakโ€

24.02.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need one of these for my brain.

24.02.2026 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜This right is fundamentalโ€™: Federal judges reject lawmakersโ€™ bid to toss Utahโ€™s new congressional maps Three federal judges unanimously rejected the latest โ€” and likely last โ€” attempt by GOP lawmakers to block a new congressional map from being used in Utah's 2026 midterm elections.

BREAKING: Three federal judges unanimously rejected the latest โ€” and likely last โ€” attempt by GOP lawmakers to block a new congressional map from being used in Utah's 2026 midterm elections.

23.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Lol itโ€™s all good. I wasnโ€™t sure if it was stuck on some other post or that one.

22.02.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you use this one? Itโ€™s under maintenance.

bsky.app/profile/spac...

22.02.2026 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a yellow pac man with white dots around it Alt: a yellow pac man eating white dots in a line

Me with pizza

21.02.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0