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Wouldn't be going on any missions without my Chief Engineer. ^w^7

From the johnoliver community on Reddit: John Oliver breaks down how Chuck Schumer has based his entire political strategy on an entirely fictional Long Island couple named Joe and Eileen Bailey Explore this post and more from the johnoliver community

People are just now finding out that Chuck Schumer, whose closest advisor on major issues is an imaginary family he made up in his childhood (yes, really), might not be the best choice to lead in times like these

The height of style, in my opinion.

Begging to be sent on a diplomatic mission to Romulus because I FUCKING LOVE their architecture and design.

Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.

A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”

This is the future leftists want

Money given to the Democrats isn't just wasted, it does active harm. Donate directly to people in need or grassroots, local orgs doing measurable good.

Things Seventh-day Adventists can take credit for:

- Inventing the cornflake
- Giving European Jews a way to avoid persecution
- Modern white supremacist terrorism

OF FUCKING COURSE it was a Seventh-day Adventist doing something goofy, absurd, and extra.

synth fursona concept

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Okay I fixed it.

Aside from very limited production run versions that cost an arm and a leg and sell out before you can even think about buying them...

I can go online and buy (for a steep price) a totally custom lightsaber with all metal housing, durable polycarbonate blade, and some pretty impressive electronics, but I CAN'T buy a totally standard phaser with the same level of craftsmanship?

I wish there was a "finely fan-crafted prop replica" market/community a la the Star Wars lightsaber building community for Star Trek props.

I MEANT TO SPECIFY FOR STAR TREK BUT GOT DISTRACTED FML

This vote has not happened yet. Call your Senators, especially your Democratic Senators, and tell them that a deal without protection NOW for health insurance tax credits is unacceptable.

Today at church I met a gay woman who calls herself mamma bear, and she calls me little wolf cub, and I think my life is complete now.

I think of this every time I take the car

Accidentally Leland Zevo-ing myself and only avoiding the most embarrassing comm to sickbay because of my natural phaser resistance…

This sent me.

the "does anyone know if we have x tomorrow" meme but it's "does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours"

happy Edmund Fitzgerald Eve to one and all

Normally we don't even get spiders on starships, they're usually devoid of insects, arachnids, or pests of any kind, but occasionally you'll get, like, a single fly hitching a ride on a shuttlecraft or something and it's such a pain...

#deer 🦌

Spiders are chill, they assist with both problems, so they can stay. My sister in law doesn't like them, but I love them, and the bigger the better.